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Death of the Author

Death of the Author

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🌸Ando🌸

August 18, 2020
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  2. Dialog <ASH> Hey guys!

  3. Dialog I'm sure you've heard that

  4. Dialog I'm sure you've heard that

  5. Dialog I've decided to write an

  6. Dialog I've decided to write an

  7. Dialog epic masterpiece for the story exhibition

  8. Dialog hosted by world renowned author Blake Livingston,

  9. Dialog but I've been having a hard time getting started.

  10. Dialog but I've been having a hard time getting started.

  11. Dialog I've been thinking and thinking

  12. Dialog and I'm all out of ideas!

  13. Dialog "How are you supposed to come up with a

    magnum opus under these conditions!?"
  14. Dialog one might ask.

  15. Dialog Well, I've finally come to a reasonable decision.

  16. Dialog Like all good artists do from time to time:

  17. Dialog I'm going to seclude myself deep in the forest.

  18. Dialog <NATE> Which artists do this, exactly?

  19. Dialog <ASH> It doesn't matter. Action Notes waves hand twice

  20. Dialog <ASH> It doesn't matter. Action Notes waves hand twice

  21. Dialog <ASH> It doesn't matter. Action Notes waves hand twice

  22. Dialog <ASH> It doesn't matter. Action Notes waves hand twice

  23. Dialog The point is, I'm going off the grid

  24. Dialog and you're coming with me!

  25. Dialog <NATE> Wha-?

  26. Dialog <ASH> I've already packed you a bag!

  27. Dialog Lets GO!

  28. Dialog Lets GO!

  29. Dialog Bye, Cass!

  30. Dialog See you in a week!

  31. Dialog <NATE> I have objections!

  32. Action Notes door closes

  33. Dialog <CASS> Have a good time...

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  38. Dialog <ASH> You're navigator!

  39. Dialog <ASH> You're navigator!

  40. Dialog <NATE> Did you seriously print out a MapAdventure?

  41. Dialog <ASH> Ok, we're off!

  42. Dialog Next stop inspiration!

  43. Dialog Woot! Woot!

  44. Dialog Woot! Woot!

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  46. Dialog <NATE> I'm jumping out at the first red light!

  47. Dialog <ASH> Ha ha! Silly,

  48. Dialog there aren't any door handles on that side,

  49. Dialog you know that.

  50. Dialog <NATE> Help!

  51. Dialog <ASH> Haha! Action Notes Nate is still yelling

  52. Dialog <ASH> Haha! Action Notes Nate is still yelling

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  59. Action Notes Bird Caws

  60. Dialog <ASH> Here we are!

  61. Dialog Our snuggly lil' cabin-for-rent!

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  63. Dialog <NATE> no.

  64. Dialog <ASH> It's even better than I imagined!

  65. Dialog <ASH> It's even better than I imagined!

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  67. Dialog <NATE> No.

  68. Dialog <ASH> Look at all its raw charm!

  69. Dialog <NATE> NO.

  70. Dialog I am not staying here!

  71. Dialog Where did you find this thing?!

  72. Dialog This the murder-iest place I've ever seen!

  73. Dialog <ASH> I rented it off Greg's List ...

  74. Dialog <ASH> I rented it off Greg's List ...

  75. Dialog for a very reasonable rate, might I add!

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  78. Dialog <NATE> We are not staying here,

  79. Dialog lets turn right back around and go home.

  80. Dialog lets turn right back around and go home.

  81. Dialog <ASH> We can't.

  82. Dialog <ASH> We can't.

  83. Dialog <NATE> And why not?

  84. Dialog <ASH> Because my car is being stolen.

  85. Dialog <NATE> What?!

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  87. Dialog Hey!

  88. Dialog Hey!

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  98. Dialog <ASH> Jokes on them,

  99. Dialog I'm out of gas anyways.

  100. Dialog <NATE> Ash! What's wrong with you?!

  101. Dialog That was our ride!

  102. Dialog Now what are we going to do?!

  103. Dialog Now what are we going to do?!

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  105. Dialog <ASH> Looks like there's a bus stop 10 minutes

    walk from here
  106. Dialog but it doesn't come until morning,

  107. Dialog so it looks like

  108. Dialog We're stuck here.

  109. Dialog Ah!

  110. Dialog That shined right in my eye!

  111. Dialog How did that happen?

  112. Dialog <NATE> You brought a cell phone?!

  113. Dialog Call Cass!!

  114. Dialog <ASH> I think it's dead.

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  117. Dialog Oh well!

  118. Dialog Come on,

  119. Dialog one night in a creepy secluded cabin in the

    woods won't kill you.
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  121. Dialog <NATE> That's literally the setup to every horror movie

    ever!
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  130. Dialog <ASH> This is great!

  131. Dialog I can just FEEL the inspiration flowing through me

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  133. Dialog I lied

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  137. Dialog I can't think of anything!

  138. Dialog <NATE> How about a story where two people get

    stranded in the woods
  139. Dialog and get murdered by a crazy guy with an

    ax?!
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  141. Dialog <ASH> That's been done.

  142. Dialog <NATE> This is the most

  143. Dialog reckless, stupid, dangerous Action Notes Points with spoon on

    each word
  144. Dialog reckless, stupid, dangerous Action Notes Points with spoon on

    each word
  145. Dialog reckless, stupid, dangerous Action Notes Points with spoon on

    each word
  146. Dialog reckless, stupid, dangerous Action Notes Points with spoon on

    each word
  147. Dialog reckless, stupid, dangerous Action Notes Points with spoon on

    each word
  148. Dialog reckless, stupid, dangerous Action Notes Points with spoon on

    each word
  149. Dialog thing you've ever done, Ash!

  150. Dialog <ASH> Hey!

  151. Dialog I did not try to tickle a shark for

    this to be my idiot legacy.
  152. Dialog At most, this ranks at number 4.

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  154. Dialog <NATE> Whatever.

  155. Dialog I'm going to sleep.

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  158. Action Notes Bug crawls by

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  160. Dialog Never mind!

  161. Dialog I'm staying up all night!

  162. Dialog Let's brainstorm some more, Ash-

  163. Dialog Seriously?! Action Notes Ash is snoring

  164. Dialog If I have to be awake so do you!

    Action Notes Voice can be heard from outside cabin
  165. Dialog If I have to be awake so do you!

    Action Notes Voice can be heard from outside cabin
  166. Action Notes Light from car outside passing through window

  167. Dialog (whispering) Ash, wake up!

  168. Dialog (whispering) Somebody's here!

  169. Dialog <ASH> Mmm

  170. Dialog (mumbles sleepily)

  171. Action Notes Sound of footsteps

  172. Action Notes Sound of footsteps

  173. Dialog <NATE> (Panicked whisper) Ash!

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  175. Action Notes Doorknob jiggles

  176. Action Notes Doorknob jiggles

  177. Action Notes Door opens a crack

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  180. Dialog <ASH> (sleepily) Wazzat?

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  183. Dialog (Both scream)

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  185. Action Notes Man sounds surprised

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  191. Dialog <ASH> World renowned author Blake Livingston?!

  192. Dialog <NATE> This place had electricity?!

  193. Dialog <BLAKE> Ah, I forgot, I rented the place out

    this week!
  194. Dialog I'm sorry about startling you like that, kids.

  195. Dialog This is my inspiration cabin.

  196. Dialog <NATE> YOUR cabin?

  197. Dialog <BLAKE> Of course,

  198. Dialog all great authors have a secluded cabin in the

    woods.
  199. Dialog all great authors have a secluded cabin in the

    woods.
  200. Dialog I rent it out free of charge to budding

    young artists,
  201. Dialog like yourselves,

  202. Dialog given you can survive

  203. Dialog the grueling task of working hours on end without

    any distractions!
  204. Dialog <ASH> I can't believe

  205. Dialog I'm in THE Blake Livingston's cabin!

  206. Dialog AHHH!

  207. Dialog <BLAKE> Please. Action Notes Waves hand twice

  208. Dialog <BLAKE> Please. Action Notes Waves hand twice

  209. Dialog <BLAKE> Please. Action Notes Waves hand twice

  210. Dialog <BLAKE> Please. Action Notes Waves hand twice

  211. Dialog It's World Renowned Author Blake Livingston.

  212. Dialog It's World Renowned Author Blake Livingston.

  213. Dialog <NATE> I don't buy this.

  214. Dialog Why do you have a knife?!

  215. Dialog Why do you have a knife?!

  216. Dialog <BLAKE> It's a letter opener.

  217. Dialog I like to come here and read my fan

    mail.
  218. Dialog I like to come here and read my fan

    mail.
  219. Dialog I like to come here and read my fan

    mail.
  220. Dialog <ASH> What a logical explanation.

  221. Dialog <NATE> Do you know who stole our car?

  222. Dialog <BLAKE> A thief, presumably.

  223. Dialog <ASH> Also logical.

  224. Dialog <BLAKE> I feel bad about this, I didn't intend

    to scare you.
  225. Dialog <BLAKE> I feel bad about this, I didn't intend

    to scare you.
  226. Dialog Tell you what, kids

  227. Dialog I'll give you a ride back to town to

    make up for this
  228. Dialog whole fiasco.

  229. Dialog whole fiasco.

  230. Dialog <NATE> Yes.

  231. Dialog Thank you!

  232. Dialog Can we leave NOW?!

  233. Dialog <BLAKE> We could.

  234. Dialog <BLAKE> We could.

  235. Dialog But with all this excitement,

  236. Dialog I'm feeling really inspired!

  237. Dialog Who's up for a brainstorming session?!

  238. Action Notes Ash gasps

  239. Dialog <ASH> Someone pinch me!

  240. Dialog <NATE> How about we do it in the car?

  241. Dialog Please?

  242. Dialog <BLAKE> Get ready for a long night! Action Notes

    Voice can be heard from outside cabin
  243. Dialog <NATE> I just want to go home! Action Notes

    Voice can be heard from outside cabin
  244. Dialog <ASH> And it turns out she was a mermaid

    the whole time! Action Notes Voice is muffled through door
  245. Dialog <ASH> And it turns out she was a mermaid

    the whole time!
  246. Dialog <ASH> And it turns out she was a mermaid

    the whole time!
  247. Dialog <BLAKE> Good twist!

  248. Dialog It ties into her winning the swimming competition too!

  249. Dialog <ASH> Thank you so much for all your help!

  250. Dialog I feel like my story is really coming together

    now!
  251. Dialog I'll win the competition for sure!

  252. Dialog I'll win the competition for sure!

  253. Dialog <BLAKE> About that.

  254. Dialog It wouldn't be fair for you to submit that

    story, since I helped.
  255. Dialog But I have faith you'll come up with something

    else.
  256. Dialog Good luck!

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  258. Dialog <ASH> I don't have any other ideas.

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  260. Dialog and I only have 6 days!

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  262. Dialog Nate!

  263. Dialog Let's go!

  264. Dialog The woods are calling!

  265. Dialog <NATE> No! Have mercy!

  266. Dialog <NATE> No! Have mercy!

  267. Dialog <NATE> No! Have mercy!

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