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Transcript

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  7. (Kicks)

  8. (OS) "Don't touch the glass."

  9. None
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  12. (Exhales)

  13. None
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  16. "I'm sorry, what?"

  17. "I'm sorry, what?"

  18. None
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  21. "You call yourself a Captain, yet behave like a child."

  22. "You call yourself a Captain, yet behave like a child."

  23. "You call yourself a Captain, yet behave like a child."

  24. "You call yourself a Captain, yet behave like a child."

  25. "You call yourself a Captain, yet behave like a child."

  26. "You call yourself a Captain, yet behave like a child."

  27. "You call yourself a Captain, yet behave like a child."

  28. "I'm just sayin', if I'm really that annoying..."

  29. "I'm just sayin', if I'm really that annoying..."

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  32. (Finger squeaks on the glass)

  33. "You could always just open the door?"

  34. "You could always just open the door?"

  35. "You could always just open the door?"

  36. "You could always just open the door?"

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  39. "Don't be ridiculous."

  40. "Don't be ridiculous."

  41. "Don't be ridiculous."

  42. "Don't be ridiculous."

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  49. (Sharp inhale)

  50. None

  51. "What?"

  52. None
  53. None

  54. "Did I lose a gear or something?"

  55. "Did I lose a gear or something?"

  56. "Did I lose a gear or something?"

  57. None
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  62. "No..."

  63. (OS) "Perfect! Those things roll under a couch so fast-"

  64. (OS) "Perfect! Those things roll under a couch so fast-"

  65. "She's a recent development-"

  66. "She's a recent development-"

  67. "-S ll a work in progress."

  68. "-S ll a work in progress."

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  77. (Uneasy laugh)

  78. None

  79. "She's not the pre est..."

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  81. "But she gets the job done."

  82. "But she gets the job done."

  83. None
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  85. "No, wait-"

  86. "I didn't mean to-"

  87. "I didn't mean to-"

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  105. "It's beau ful."

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  107. "I never believed the stories..."

  108. "I never believed the stories..."

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  111. "What stories?"

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  113. "The ones where you brave tsunamis for lost children."

  114. "The ones where you brave tsunamis for lost children."

  115. "The ones where you brave tsunamis for lost children."

  116. "The ones where you brave tsunamis for lost children."

  117. "Or fight off leviathans to save sailors."

  118. "Or fight off leviathans to save sailors."

  119. "Or fight off leviathans to save sailors."

  120. "Or fight off leviathans to save sailors."

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  126. "Well, do you believe them now?"

  127. "Well, do you believe them now?"

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  130. "I could be convinced."

  131. "I could be convinced."

  132. (Quiet voices and footsteps beyond the door)

  133. (Quiet voices and footsteps beyond the door)