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October 13, 2026
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*Caws*
"Yeah!"
"Yeah!"
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*BOOM*
*BOOM*
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*Running footsteps and panting*
*Running footsteps and panting*
*Running footsteps and panting*
*Running footsteps and panting*
*Running footsteps and panting*
*Running footsteps and panting*
*Heaving for air*
"You gotta give me a second fellas-" (heavy exhales)
*Heaving for air*
*Heaving for air*
*Heaving for air*
*Heaving for air*
*Heaving for air*
*Heaving for air*
*Heaving for air*
*Heaving for air*
*Heaving for air*
*Heaving for air*
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"Ok. who wants to go-"
"Ok. who wants to go-"
"Ok. who wants to go-"
"-first-"
"-first-"
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*Thump*
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"Coulda sworn there were four..."
"Coulda sworn there were four..."
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*gasp*
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"Hey- question for ya-"
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"C'mon, don't run-."
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*groans*
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"Dude! I just have a question!"
"Dude! I just have a question!"
"Dude! I just have a question!"
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"Heeeeey! it's quick I swear!"
"Heeeeey! it's quick I swear!"
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*screams*
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*sighs*
*sighs*
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*metal snapping*
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*sharp metal shing*
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*Screams*
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*Screams*
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*Screams*
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"Will you be taking questions now?"
"Will you be taking questions now?"
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"C'mon dude."
"C'mon dude."
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"This is embarrassing."
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*Shrieks*
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*Crack*
*Crack*
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"Now."
"Did they beat me?"
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"Did they beat me- that prick with spiky hair-"
"Did they beat me- that prick with spiky hair-"
"Did they beat me- that prick with spiky hair-"
"Did they get out before me?"
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"YES!"
"YES!"
"yes yes yes yes yes-"
"yes yes yes yes yes-"
"YES!"
"YES!"
"Oh geeze" *exhales*
"Oh geeze" *exhales*
"Guess I'll have to go rescue them now~"
"Poor Ashka- probably still in their cell-"
"Poor Ashka- probably still in their cell-"
"Guess I'll have to go rescue them now~"
"Guess I'll have to go rescue them now~"
"I guess I can swing by and help-"
*BOOM*
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*boom after boom after boom*
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"Noooo..."
"Noooo..."
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"NO no no no no no no-"
"No! Of all the stupid-"
"No! Of all the stupid-"
"No! Of all the stupid-"
"-You can't be serious-"
"Ash don't you DARE GO AND-"
"Ash don't you DARE GO AND-"
*whoosh of smoke and flame*
*whoosh of smoke and flame*
*whoosh of smoke and flame*
*Boom*
*Boom*
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*Shatter*
*Shatter*
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"Take that Kenn."
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"No way she made it out that fast-"
"No way she made it out that fast-"
(OS) "HEY YOU SLOW POKE!"
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(OS) "I KNOW YOU HEAR ME YA SON OF A
HEDGEHOG- OVER HERE!"
(OS) "I KNOW YOU HEAR ME YA SON OF A
HEDGEHOG- OVER HERE!"
"What the hell was that?! Huh?"
"What the hell was that?! Huh?"
"What the hell was that?! Huh?"
"Was that really necessary?! Blowing up the citadel- necessary?!"
"Was that really necessary?! Blowing up the citadel- necessary?!"
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"huh?"
"huh?"
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"Are you about to tell me that isn't 100% cool
as hell?!"
"Are you about to tell me that isn't 100% cool
as hell?!"
"Are you about to tell me that isn't 100% cool
as hell?!"
"Are you about to tell me that isn't 100% cool
as hell?!"
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*Boom*
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"nah- nah - crazy lame."
"nah- nah - crazy lame."
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"not cool at all."
"not cool at all."
"wanna know what is cool?"
"wanna know what is cool?"
*inhales*
"EVERYONE KNOWING EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE YOU DINGBAT!"
"EVERYONE KNOWING EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE YOU DINGBAT!"
"EVERYONE KNOWING EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE YOU DINGBAT!"
"EVERYONE KNOWING EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE YOU DINGBAT!"
"EVERYONE KNOWING EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE YOU DINGBAT!"
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*shrug*
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"So what I'm hearing is-"
"You're afraid of a little chase huh, pirate?"
"You're afraid of a little chase huh, pirate?"
"Ooooh- you wish -second place-"
"Ooooh- you wish -second place-"
"Well- last one to the port has to explain that
mess to Sao!"
"Well- last one to the port has to explain that
mess to Sao!" \
"Well- last one to the port has to explain that
mess to Sao!"
"Well- last one to the port has to explain that
mess to Sao!"
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*Boom*
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