Tidy, wiping Jenkins dust from his gloves. “All finished,” said Mr. Neat, closing his laptop with the last successful test run glowing green. “Tidy and neat,” smiled Mr. Tidy, gesturing at the polished codebase.' “Neat and tidy,” nodded Mr. Neat, admiring the structured, fast-loading site. • The garden was green, the house was pristine, and the codebase? Clean, fast, and predictable. • The code was linted and formatted. • Tests were all passing—unit, functional, and E2E. • The CI/CD pipeline was running smoothly. • Performance metrics were clean and optimized. • Pages loaded in milliseconds. Mr. Messy looked around—at the stable site, the readable code, the clean structure— and for once in his messy life… he just didn’t know what to say.