BattleBots in the Clouds

Transcript

1. BATTLE BOTS IN THE CLOUDS Sunday, February 12, 12
2. ME Ken Robertson Sunday, February 12, 12
3. ME Sunday, February 12, 12
4. ME Sunday, February 12, 12
5. TALK CLOUDY Sunday, February 12, 12
6. SOME GUY @adron Sunday, February 12, 12
7. NODE? IT’S JUST JAVASCRIPT! Sunday, February 12, 12
8. SEND DEATH THREATS HERE: ken@paas.io Sunday, February 12, 12
9. NODE MADE JAVASCRIPT SEXY Sunday, February 12, 12
10. Sunday, February 12, 12
11. I’M A RUBY GUY What could I do with Node? Sunday, February 12, 12
12. { { { { { { { { } } } } } } } } Sunday, February 12, 12
13. do do do do do do do do end end end end end end end end Sunday, February 12, 12
14. What could I do with Node? Sunday, February 12, 12
15. (NO, IT WASN’T HERE) Sunday, February 12, 12
16. HIGH PERFORMANCE BATTLE Leveraging a PaaS for power + Sunday, February 12, 12
17. HIGH PERFORMANCE BATTLE Leveraging a my PaaS for power + Sunday, February 12, 12
18. Application Sunday, February 12, 12
19. Application 1 - Receive requests (be attacked) Decrement health Sunday, February 12, 12
20. Application 1 - Receive requests (be attacked) Decrement health 2 - Make requests (do attacks) Sunday, February 12, 12
21. Application 1 - Receive requests (be attacked) Decrement health 2 - Make requests (do attacks) First to cause the other to return a non-200 response wins Sunday, February 12, 12
22. Bot 1 Bot 2 Sunday, February 12, 12
23. Bot 1 Bot 2 Sunday, February 12, 12
24. Bot 1 Bot 2 Mediator Sunday, February 12, 12
25. Bot 1 Bot 2 Mediator Sunday, February 12, 12
26. Cloud Benefits 1 - Test horizontal scalability 2 - Test application recoverability 3 - Pit languages against each other 4 - Pit techniques against each other Sunday, February 12, 12
27. Drawbacks 1 - Applications halted for “flapping” (come on, its a battle!) 2 - Limitations on resources (limited file descriptors) Sunday, February 12, 12
28. TO THE CODE! Sunday, February 12, 12
29. Continuing Test languages Test techniques Test clouds Three general rules: 1 - Final blow returns 200, exit on next tick 2 - Use an agreed upon timeout 3 - Any non-200 wins Sunday, February 12, 12
30. CODE BATTLE http://codebattlehq.com Sunday, February 12, 12
31. Ken Robertson ken@paas.io http://paas.io http://blog.paas.io http://invalidlogic.com @invalidlogic @paas_io Invites? http://nodepdx.paas.io Sunday, February 12, 12