Upgrade to Pro
— share decks privately, control downloads, hide ads and more …
Speaker Deck
Features
Speaker Deck
PRO
Sign in
Sign up for free
Search
Search
This One's for your Shit
Search
Elaine
PRO
September 23, 2021
Design
1
2.2k
This One's for your Shit
A poor guy who just needs to wipe his ass
Elaine
PRO
September 23, 2021
Tweet
Share
More Decks by Elaine
See All by Elaine
Just do the Dishes
laineyru
PRO
0
740
Dino Chase - Beat Boards
laineyru
PRO
0
160
Bad Snack
laineyru
PRO
0
1.7k
Bad Snack_WIP
laineyru
PRO
0
48
Let's have a Threesome!
laineyru
PRO
1
970
Monster in the Closet
laineyru
PRO
1
1.1k
Driving Lessons
laineyru
PRO
1
630
Other Decks in Design
See All in Design
Echoes Boomerang
artcloudyu
PRO
0
240
【PoCで終わらない】運用フェーズまで見据えたAI駆動UIデザイン/フロントエンド開発実践
kitami
1
160
私とデザインの10年
iflection
0
130
同人音声のための、 最高の視聴体験を求めて【サブカル×デザインMeetUP!】
vivion
0
710
もうひとつのアーキテクチャ #kichijojipm
kondoyuko
0
240
Starry | Storyboards | Scene 1-21
giofortuna_story
0
280
20250129_DAST28_実空間にデジタル資源の接点をデザインする
majimasachi
0
420
線で考える画面構成
natsuume
1
880
ビジネス成果を最大限に発揮するPORTFOLIO
ataxi1003
0
190
誰もがAIエージェントを"操作"したがる〜AIエージェントに求められるUX〜
ikeyatsu
2
1.8k
Flow, Not Stock 知識触媒としてのIA
5kaichi
1
290
Design Studio Deck | インクルーシブデザインスタジオCULUUM
culumu
3
1.3k
Featured
See All Featured
The Pragmatic Product Professional
lauravandoore
35
6.7k
Making the Leap to Tech Lead
cromwellryan
134
9.3k
GraphQLの誤解/rethinking-graphql
sonatard
71
11k
Fantastic passwords and where to find them - at NoRuKo
philnash
51
3.3k
Fashionably flexible responsive web design (full day workshop)
malarkey
407
66k
The Web Performance Landscape in 2024 [PerfNow 2024]
tammyeverts
8
670
Dealing with People You Can't Stand - Big Design 2015
cassininazir
367
26k
CSS Pre-Processors: Stylus, Less & Sass
bermonpainter
357
30k
Producing Creativity
orderedlist
PRO
346
40k
Code Review Best Practice
trishagee
68
18k
Rails Girls Zürich Keynote
gr2m
94
14k
Building Adaptive Systems
keathley
43
2.6k
Transcript
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
Dialog Lewis: PHEEETTTTCCCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis: PHEEETTTTCCCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis: PHEEETTTTCCCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis: PHEEETTTTCCCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis: I thought I told you to add toilet
paper to the grocery list!
Dialog Lewis: I thought I told you to add toilet
paper to the grocery list!
Dialog Lewis: I thought I told you to add toilet
paper to the grocery list!
Dialog Phetch: I forgot.
Dialog Phetch: I forgot.
Dialog Phetch: I forgot.
Dialog Lewis: How could you forget!?
Dialog Lewis: How could you forget!?
Dialog Lewis: How could you forget!?
Dialog Lewis: How could you forget!?
Dialog Phetch: I don't know. I guess I didn't think
it was important.
Dialog Phetch: I don't know. I guess I didn't think
it was important.
Dialog Lewis: Not important?
Dialog Lewis: Not important?
Dialog Lewis: Not important?
Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!
Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!
Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!
Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!
Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!
Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!
None
Dialog Phetch: Hey thanks!
None
None
Dialog Lewis: Why is wiping your ass not important to
you?!
Dialog Lewis: Why is wiping your ass not important to
you?!
Dialog Lewis: Why is wiping your ass not important to
you?!
None
None
None
None
None
Dialog Lewis (O.S.): We need to get some right now!
Dialog Phetch: You mean go outside? No I'm not going
anywhere.
Dialog Lewis: Phetch you know this-
Dialog Lewis: I can't shit
Dialog Lewis: I can't shit
Dialog Lewis: I can't shit
Dialog Lewis: Unless I fulfill the routine!!!
Dialog Phetch: 'Fulfill the routine', You say that as if
it could mean the second coming of Christ.
Dialog Phetch: 'Fulfill the routine', You say that as if
it could mean the second coming of Christ.
Dialog Lewis: Honey I'm serious...
Dialog Lewis: Honey I'm serious...
None
None
None
None
Dialog Phetch: Lewis
None
None
None
None
None
Dialog Phetch: Louuieeee
Dialog Phetch: Louuuu
Dialog Phetch: Louuuu
Dialog Phetch: Louuuu
None
Dialog Lewis: Please don't call me that-
Dialog Phetch: A stay out home order has been issued,
and they say the zombie virus is getting worse.
Dialog Phetch: A stay out home order has been issued,
and they say the zombie virus is getting worse.
Dialog Phetch: A stay out home order has been issued,
and they say the zombie virus is getting worse.
Dialog Lewis: Phetch please...
Dialog Lewis: Phetch please...
Dialog Phetch: We're safer here.
Dialog Phetch: We're safer here.
Dialog Lewis: But they're slow-
Dialog Lewis: PLEASE it's right around the corner baby and
I'll be super fast!
Dialog Lewis: PLEASE it's right around the corner baby and
I'll be super fast!
Dialog Lewis: PLEASE it's right around the corner baby and
I'll be super fast!
Dialog Phetch: I'm not going out there!
Dialog Phetch: I'm not going out there!
Dialog Phetch: Just wash your ass in the shower!
Dialog Phetch: Just wash your ass in the shower!
Dialog Lewis: Great idea Phetch!
Dialog Lewis: Great idea Phetch!
Dialog Lewis: Great idea Phetch!
Dialog Lewis: Maybe I'll do the dishes in the shower
too!
Dialog Lewis: and my taxes in the shower-
Dialog Lewis: And pee in the shower!
Dialog Lewis: NO!
Dialog Lewis: NO!
Dialog Lewis: NO PHETCH!
Dialog Lewis: NO PHETCH!
Dialog Phetch: Wait, you don't pee in the shower?
Dialog Lewis: ...
Dialog Lewis: Look I've sacrificed so much this year!
Dialog Lewis: -and I don't ask for much! I really
don't!
Dialog Lewis: -and I don't ask for much! I really
don't!
Dialog Lewis: But I need my toilet paper!
None
Dialog Phetch: Look, you really don't want to go out
there-
Dialog Lewis: I need my shitting routine!
Dialog Lewis: I need my shitting routine!
Dialog Lewis: I need my shitting routine!
Dialog Lewis: I deserve my shitting routine!
Dialog Lewis: I deserve my shitting routine!
None
None
None
None
None
None
Dialog Lewis: AND I'M NOT GOING TO SACRIFICE MY RIGHT
TO TAKE A PEACEFUL SHITTING MY OWN HOME!!
Dialog Lewis: AND I'M NOT GOING TO SACRIFICE MY RIGHT
TO TAKE A PEACEFUL SHITTING MY OWN HOME!!
None
None
None
None
None
Dialog Lewis: Phetch?
Dialog Lewis: Phetch?
Dialog Lewis: HEY!!!
Dialog Lewis: HEY!!!
None
None
None
Dialog Lewis: Move over!
Dialog Lewis: Move over!
None
None
None
None
Dialog Lewis: Seriously?!
None
None
None
None
None
None
Dialog Lewis: This is getting ridiculous!
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
None
Dialog Lewis: So I'm going to wash my ass in
the shower...
Dialog Lewis: So I'm going to wash my ass in
the shower...
None
None
Dialog Phetch o.s.: Hey Lewis?
Dialog Phetch: I love you!
Dialog Phetch: I love you!
Dialog Phetch: I love you!
Dialog Phetch: I love you!
Dialog Phetch: I love you!
Dialog Phetch: I love you!
Dialog Lewis: Yea, I love you too...