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This One's for your Shit

Elaine
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September 23, 2021
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This One's for your Shit

A poor guy who just needs to wipe his ass

Elaine
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September 23, 2021
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  15. Dialog Lewis: PHEEETTTTCCCHHH!!!!

  16. Dialog Lewis: PHEEETTTTCCCHHH!!!!

  17. Dialog Lewis: PHEEETTTTCCCHHH!!!!

  18. Dialog Lewis: PHEEETTTTCCCHHH!!!!

  19. Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!

  20. Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!

  21. Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!

  22. Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!

  23. Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!

  24. Dialog Lewis: I thought I told you to add toilet

    paper to the grocery list!

  25. Dialog Lewis: I thought I told you to add toilet

    paper to the grocery list!

  26. Dialog Lewis: I thought I told you to add toilet

    paper to the grocery list!

  27. Dialog Phetch: I forgot.

  28. Dialog Phetch: I forgot.

  29. Dialog Phetch: I forgot.

  30. Dialog Lewis: How could you forget!?

  31. Dialog Lewis: How could you forget!?

  32. Dialog Lewis: How could you forget!?

  33. Dialog Lewis: How could you forget!?

  34. Dialog Phetch: I don't know. I guess I didn't think

    it was important.

  35. Dialog Phetch: I don't know. I guess I didn't think

    it was important.

  36. Dialog Lewis: Not important?

  37. Dialog Lewis: Not important?

  38. Dialog Lewis: Not important?

  39. Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!

  40. Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!

  41. Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!

  42. Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!

  43. Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!

  44. Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!

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  46. Dialog Phetch: Hey thanks!

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  49. Dialog Lewis: Why is wiping your ass not important to

    you?!

  50. Dialog Lewis: Why is wiping your ass not important to

    you?!

  51. Dialog Lewis: Why is wiping your ass not important to

    you?!
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  57. Dialog Lewis (O.S.): We need to get some right now!

  58. Dialog Phetch: You mean go outside? No I'm not going

    anywhere.

  59. Dialog Lewis: Phetch you know this-

  60. Dialog Lewis: I can't shit

  61. Dialog Lewis: I can't shit

  62. Dialog Lewis: I can't shit

  63. Dialog Lewis: Unless I fulfill the routine!!!

  64. Dialog Phetch: 'Fulfill the routine', You say that as if

    it could mean the second coming of Christ.

  65. Dialog Phetch: 'Fulfill the routine', You say that as if

    it could mean the second coming of Christ.

  66. Dialog Lewis: Honey I'm serious...

  67. Dialog Lewis: Honey I'm serious...

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  72. Dialog Phetch: Lewis

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  78. Dialog Phetch: Louuieeee

  79. Dialog Phetch: Louuuu

  80. Dialog Phetch: Louuuu

  81. Dialog Phetch: Louuuu

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  83. Dialog Lewis: Please don't call me that-

  84. Dialog Phetch: A stay out home order has been issued,

    and they say the zombie virus is getting worse.

  85. Dialog Phetch: A stay out home order has been issued,

    and they say the zombie virus is getting worse.

  86. Dialog Phetch: A stay out home order has been issued,

    and they say the zombie virus is getting worse.

  87. Dialog Lewis: Phetch please...

  88. Dialog Lewis: Phetch please...

  89. Dialog Phetch: We're safer here.

  90. Dialog Phetch: We're safer here.

  91. Dialog Lewis: But they're slow-

  92. Dialog Lewis: PLEASE it's right around the corner baby and

    I'll be super fast!

  93. Dialog Lewis: PLEASE it's right around the corner baby and

    I'll be super fast!

  94. Dialog Lewis: PLEASE it's right around the corner baby and

    I'll be super fast!

  95. Dialog Phetch: I'm not going out there!

  96. Dialog Phetch: I'm not going out there!

  97. Dialog Phetch: Just wash your ass in the shower!

  98. Dialog Phetch: Just wash your ass in the shower!

  99. Dialog Lewis: Great idea Phetch!

  100. Dialog Lewis: Great idea Phetch!

  101. Dialog Lewis: Great idea Phetch!

  102. Dialog Lewis: Maybe I'll do the dishes in the shower

    too!

  103. Dialog Lewis: and my taxes in the shower-

  104. Dialog Lewis: And pee in the shower!

  105. Dialog Lewis: NO!

  106. Dialog Lewis: NO!

  107. Dialog Lewis: NO PHETCH!

  108. Dialog Lewis: NO PHETCH!

  109. Dialog Phetch: Wait, you don't pee in the shower?

  110. Dialog Lewis: ...

  111. Dialog Lewis: Look I've sacrificed so much this year!

  112. Dialog Lewis: -and I don't ask for much! I really

    don't!

  113. Dialog Lewis: -and I don't ask for much! I really

    don't!

  114. Dialog Lewis: But I need my toilet paper!

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  116. Dialog Phetch: Look, you really don't want to go out

    there-

  117. Dialog Lewis: I need my shitting routine!

  118. Dialog Lewis: I need my shitting routine!

  119. Dialog Lewis: I need my shitting routine!

  120. Dialog Lewis: I deserve my shitting routine!

  121. Dialog Lewis: I deserve my shitting routine!

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  128. Dialog Lewis: AND I'M NOT GOING TO SACRIFICE MY RIGHT

    TO TAKE A PEACEFUL SHITTING MY OWN HOME!!

  129. Dialog Lewis: AND I'M NOT GOING TO SACRIFICE MY RIGHT

    TO TAKE A PEACEFUL SHITTING MY OWN HOME!!
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  135. Dialog Lewis: Phetch?

  136. Dialog Lewis: Phetch?

  137. Dialog Lewis: HEY!!!

  138. Dialog Lewis: HEY!!!

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  142. Dialog Lewis: Move over!

  143. Dialog Lewis: Move over!

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  148. Dialog Lewis: Seriously?!

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  155. Dialog Lewis: This is getting ridiculous!

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  187. Dialog Lewis: So I'm going to wash my ass in

    the shower...

  188. Dialog Lewis: So I'm going to wash my ass in

    the shower...
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  191. Dialog Phetch o.s.: Hey Lewis?

  192. Dialog Phetch: I love you!

  193. Dialog Phetch: I love you!

  194. Dialog Phetch: I love you!

  195. Dialog Phetch: I love you!

  196. Dialog Phetch: I love you!

  197. Dialog Phetch: I love you!

  198. Dialog Lewis: Yea, I love you too...