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Elaine
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September 23, 2021
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This One's for your Shit
A poor guy who just needs to wipe his ass
Elaine
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September 23, 2021
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Dialog Lewis: PHEEETTTTCCCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis: PHEEETTTTCCCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis: PHEEETTTTCCCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis: PHEEETTTTCCCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis O.S. PHHHHEEEETTTCHHH!!!!
Dialog Lewis: I thought I told you to add toilet
paper to the grocery list!
Dialog Lewis: I thought I told you to add toilet
paper to the grocery list!
Dialog Lewis: I thought I told you to add toilet
paper to the grocery list!
Dialog Phetch: I forgot.
Dialog Phetch: I forgot.
Dialog Phetch: I forgot.
Dialog Lewis: How could you forget!?
Dialog Lewis: How could you forget!?
Dialog Lewis: How could you forget!?
Dialog Lewis: How could you forget!?
Dialog Phetch: I don't know. I guess I didn't think
it was important.
Dialog Phetch: I don't know. I guess I didn't think
it was important.
Dialog Lewis: Not important?
Dialog Lewis: Not important?
Dialog Lewis: Not important?
Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!
Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!
Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!
Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!
Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!
Dialog Lewis: I can't live like this!
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Dialog Phetch: Hey thanks!
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Dialog Lewis: Why is wiping your ass not important to
you?!
Dialog Lewis: Why is wiping your ass not important to
you?!
Dialog Lewis: Why is wiping your ass not important to
you?!
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Dialog Lewis (O.S.): We need to get some right now!
Dialog Phetch: You mean go outside? No I'm not going
anywhere.
Dialog Lewis: Phetch you know this-
Dialog Lewis: I can't shit
Dialog Lewis: I can't shit
Dialog Lewis: I can't shit
Dialog Lewis: Unless I fulfill the routine!!!
Dialog Phetch: 'Fulfill the routine', You say that as if
it could mean the second coming of Christ.
Dialog Phetch: 'Fulfill the routine', You say that as if
it could mean the second coming of Christ.
Dialog Lewis: Honey I'm serious...
Dialog Lewis: Honey I'm serious...
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Dialog Phetch: Lewis
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Dialog Phetch: Louuieeee
Dialog Phetch: Louuuu
Dialog Phetch: Louuuu
Dialog Phetch: Louuuu
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Dialog Lewis: Please don't call me that-
Dialog Phetch: A stay out home order has been issued,
and they say the zombie virus is getting worse.
Dialog Phetch: A stay out home order has been issued,
and they say the zombie virus is getting worse.
Dialog Phetch: A stay out home order has been issued,
and they say the zombie virus is getting worse.
Dialog Lewis: Phetch please...
Dialog Lewis: Phetch please...
Dialog Phetch: We're safer here.
Dialog Phetch: We're safer here.
Dialog Lewis: But they're slow-
Dialog Lewis: PLEASE it's right around the corner baby and
I'll be super fast!
Dialog Lewis: PLEASE it's right around the corner baby and
I'll be super fast!
Dialog Lewis: PLEASE it's right around the corner baby and
I'll be super fast!
Dialog Phetch: I'm not going out there!
Dialog Phetch: I'm not going out there!
Dialog Phetch: Just wash your ass in the shower!
Dialog Phetch: Just wash your ass in the shower!
Dialog Lewis: Great idea Phetch!
Dialog Lewis: Great idea Phetch!
Dialog Lewis: Great idea Phetch!
Dialog Lewis: Maybe I'll do the dishes in the shower
too!
Dialog Lewis: and my taxes in the shower-
Dialog Lewis: And pee in the shower!
Dialog Lewis: NO!
Dialog Lewis: NO!
Dialog Lewis: NO PHETCH!
Dialog Lewis: NO PHETCH!
Dialog Phetch: Wait, you don't pee in the shower?
Dialog Lewis: ...
Dialog Lewis: Look I've sacrificed so much this year!
Dialog Lewis: -and I don't ask for much! I really
don't!
Dialog Lewis: -and I don't ask for much! I really
don't!
Dialog Lewis: But I need my toilet paper!
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Dialog Phetch: Look, you really don't want to go out
there-
Dialog Lewis: I need my shitting routine!
Dialog Lewis: I need my shitting routine!
Dialog Lewis: I need my shitting routine!
Dialog Lewis: I deserve my shitting routine!
Dialog Lewis: I deserve my shitting routine!
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Dialog Lewis: AND I'M NOT GOING TO SACRIFICE MY RIGHT
TO TAKE A PEACEFUL SHITTING MY OWN HOME!!
Dialog Lewis: AND I'M NOT GOING TO SACRIFICE MY RIGHT
TO TAKE A PEACEFUL SHITTING MY OWN HOME!!
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Dialog Lewis: Phetch?
Dialog Lewis: Phetch?
Dialog Lewis: HEY!!!
Dialog Lewis: HEY!!!
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Dialog Lewis: Move over!
Dialog Lewis: Move over!
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Dialog Lewis: Seriously?!
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Dialog Lewis: This is getting ridiculous!
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Dialog Lewis: So I'm going to wash my ass in
the shower...
Dialog Lewis: So I'm going to wash my ass in
the shower...
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Dialog Phetch o.s.: Hey Lewis?
Dialog Phetch: I love you!
Dialog Phetch: I love you!
Dialog Phetch: I love you!
Dialog Phetch: I love you!
Dialog Phetch: I love you!
Dialog Phetch: I love you!
Dialog Lewis: Yea, I love you too...