In 2003 Cambridge's SEI (Software Engineering Institute) tried to put up on their website a definition of architecture. They soon had 90 distinct definitions from books and from the field. The number only grew since then. Why is architecture so difficult to define? Why everybody - and their dog - have their own definition? I'll try distilling architectures, from enterprise frameworks of old (still strong today) to most recent reactive and µservices buzzwords. Showing several approaches, discussing why they were born and where they originate from. In so doing I'll try to offer answers to age-old questions like what is architecture and what do we need it for. Let's synthesize and distill various kinds of architecture, to get to their roots!