Bash: Lethal Lethargy

Read the second chapter in the adventures of Bash, a super hero devoted to preventing cancer!

Transcript

1. lethal Given incredible powers from the hope and strength of those battling cancer, a mild-mannered volunteer was transformed into a superhero known as Bash. Previously... Bash faced Junk-o-tron and the Snacker and won the battle against artificial chemicals and preservatives. Now, he must battle the inactivity of INERTIA. Chapter Two:
2. In an undisclosed location ... the hero stopped a vendinG machine robot.... his name they say is “bash.” where did he come from? he’ll be here today to discuss nutrition and fitness ...saved a Group of kids... MUTE i’ll teach you to interfere with my tv time! looks like i’ll have to Get up. and inertia doesn’t like to Get up! time to put the bash on bash!
3. yes, a healthy lifestyle reduces chances of cancer and other health problems. i’m going to be your health problem bash! inertia’s death ray remote will cancel you! stand back, ms. kinG! actually, death rays haven’t been too successful with me. so, howabout we take this workout outside. some fresh air and exercise could be Just what you need.
4. first, let’s lose the chair. and take a refreshinG swim. i’m going to rip you apart! startinG out, you miGht want to take it slower. like swimminG... or walkinG... ...or, Just takinG the stairs.
5. stretchinG and yoGa are Good starters, too. you’ve got nothinG i want to hear. i’ve got one word you’ll Want to hear... zumbaaa aaaaa!!!! zumba? what kind of stupid superpower is that? hey! that’s kind of catchy. this is kind of fun! it’s important to find somethinG fun to keep you active for at least 30 minutes a day. stay active and reduce health risks.