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Drive Thru Funeral

Drive Thru Funeral

LokMon

June 19, 2021
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  1. Dialog
    Jess: Are you

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  2. Dialog
    Jess: trying to kill us??
    George: STOP!

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  3. Dialog
    George: Don't make me tell Mom!

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  4. Dialog
    Employee: HELLO!
    Action Notes
    Employee's face slams on window

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  5. Dialog
    Employee: Welcome to

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  6. Dialog
    Employee: Drive Thru Funeral Homes!

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  7. Dialog
    Employee: home of the

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  8. Dialog
    Employee: fastest and funnest

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  9. Dialog
    Employee: funeral services around!

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  10. Dialog
    Employee: What would you

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  11. Dialog
    Employee: like to order?

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  12. Dialog
    George: Yeah can I get a uh....

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  13. Dialog
    Jess (O.S.): C'mon George...

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  14. Dialog
    Jess: We already discussed this.

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  15. Dialog
    Jess: Grandpa Bobby

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  16. Dialog
    Jess: wanted

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  17. Dialog
    Jess: the number 1!

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  18. Dialog
    George: You know what?

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  19. Dialog
    George: Jess.

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  20. Dialog
    George: Grandpa Bobby was...

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  21. Dialog
    George: ...

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  22. Dialog
    George: ... kind of a dick to me

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  23. Dialog
    George: you know?

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  24. Dialog
    George: How about that time

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  25. Dialog
    George: he didn't buy me

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  26. Dialog
    George: chicken with the bones in?

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  27. Dialog
    Jess: Oh my God.

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  28. Dialog
    Jess: Are you seriously

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  29. Dialog
    Jess: changing Grandpa's funeral choice

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  30. Dialog
    Jess: because of that??

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  31. Dialog
    George: I -

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  32. Dialog
    George: I really wanted bones in that day!

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  33. Dialog
    Employee: Sir.

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  34. Dialog
    Employee: Can I have your order?

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  35. Dialog
    George: Uh, yeah.

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  36. Dialog
    George: I'll have the number 4, the Body Donation.

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  37. Dialog
    Jess: George!

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  38. Dialog
    Employee: For that option,

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  39. Dialog
    Employee: we need a freshness rating on the body.

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  40. Dialog
    Employee: From a scale of 1 - 10

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  41. Dialog
    Employee: 1 being completely not fresh

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  42. Dialog
    Employee: to 10 being freshly dead.

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  43. Dialog
    Employee: to 10 being freshly dead.

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  44. Dialog
    George: I'd say a good 5.

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  45. Dialog
    Jess: Wow.

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  46. Dialog
    Jess: He is definitely not a 5.

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  47. Dialog
    George: Well, he would have been an 8

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  48. Dialog
    George: if it didn't take you

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  49. Dialog
    George: so goddamn long to get ready!

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  50. Dialog
    George: We live

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  51. Dialog
    George: IN FUCKING FLORIDA!

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  52. Action Notes
    Honking off screen

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  53. Dialog
    Old guy: Hurry up!

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  54. Dialog
    Old Guy: I'm not getting any younger, asshole!

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  55. Dialog
    George: Okay,

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  56. Dialog
    George: ... okay, okay.

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  57. Dialog
    George: Fine.

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  58. Dialog
    George: I'll get the number 1, standard coffin.

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  59. Dialog
    George: I'll get the number 1, standard coffin.

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  60. Dialog
    Employee: Sure!

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  61. Dialog
    Employee: The total is going to be...

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  62. Dialog
    Employee: $25,000

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  63. Dialog
    George: What the hell?

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  64. Dialog
    George: I thought you guys are

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  65. Dialog
    George: supposed to be cheap

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  66. Dialog
    George: like a fast food restaurant.

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  67. Dialog
    Employee: No, we're just the fastest and funnest.

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  68. Dialog
    Employee: No, we're just the fastest and funnest.

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  69. Dialog
    Employee: No, we're just the fastest and funnest.

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  70. Dialog
    Employee: No, we're just the fastest and funnest.

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  71. Dialog
    Employee: We didn't say we're cheap.

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  72. Dialog
    Employee: We're about the same price as any funeral service.

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  73. Action Notes
    Whispering

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  74. Action Notes
    Whispering

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  75. Dialog
    George: How much for the mass burial?

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  76. Dialog
    Employee: That would be

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  77. Dialog
    Employee: $5

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  78. Dialog
    George: Great! We'll take that!

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