Drive Thru Funeral

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22. Dialog Jess: Are you
23. Dialog Jess: trying to kill us?? George: STOP!
24. Dialog George: Don't make me tell Mom!
25. Dialog Employee: HELLO! Action Notes Employee's face slams on window
26. Dialog Employee: Welcome to
27. Dialog Employee: Drive Thru Funeral Homes!
28. Dialog Employee: home of the
29. Dialog Employee: fastest and funnest
30. Dialog Employee: funeral services around!
31. Dialog Employee: What would you
32. Dialog Employee: like to order?
33. Dialog George: Yeah can I get a uh....
45. Dialog Jess (O.S.): C'mon George...
46. Dialog Jess: We already discussed this.
47. Dialog Jess: Grandpa Bobby
48. Dialog Jess: wanted
49. Dialog Jess: the number 1!
52. Dialog George: You know what?
53. Dialog George: Jess.
54. Dialog George: Grandpa Bobby was...
55. Dialog George: ...
56. Dialog George: ... kind of a dick to me
57. Dialog George: you know?
58. Dialog George: How about that time
59. Dialog George: he didn't buy me
60. Dialog George: chicken with the bones in?
61. Dialog Jess: Oh my God.
62. Dialog Jess: Are you seriously
63. Dialog Jess: changing Grandpa's funeral choice
64. Dialog Jess: because of that??
65. Dialog George: I -
66. Dialog George: I really wanted bones in that day!
67. Dialog Employee: Sir.
69. Dialog Employee: Can I have your order?
71. Dialog George: Uh, yeah.
72. Dialog George: I'll have the number 4, the Body Donation.
73. Dialog Jess: George!
74. Dialog Employee: For that option,
75. Dialog Employee: we need a freshness rating on the body.
76. Dialog Employee: From a scale of 1 - 10
77. Dialog Employee: 1 being completely not fresh
78. Dialog Employee: to 10 being freshly dead.
79. Dialog Employee: to 10 being freshly dead.
91. Dialog George: I'd say a good 5.
92. Dialog Jess: Wow.
93. Dialog Jess: He is definitely not a 5.
94. Dialog George: Well, he would have been an 8
95. Dialog George: if it didn't take you
96. Dialog George: so goddamn long to get ready!
97. Dialog George: We live
98. Dialog George: IN FUCKING FLORIDA!
99. Action Notes Honking off screen
101. Dialog Old guy: Hurry up!
102. Dialog Old Guy: I'm not getting any younger, asshole!
103. Dialog George: Okay,
104. Dialog George: ... okay, okay.
105. Dialog George: Fine.
106. Dialog George: I'll get the number 1, standard coffin.
107. Dialog George: I'll get the number 1, standard coffin.
109. Dialog Employee: Sure!
110. Dialog Employee: The total is going to be...
111. Dialog Employee: $25,000
113. Dialog George: What the hell?
114. Dialog George: I thought you guys are
115. Dialog George: supposed to be cheap
116. Dialog George: like a fast food restaurant.
117. Dialog Employee: No, we're just the fastest and funnest.
118. Dialog Employee: No, we're just the fastest and funnest.
119. Dialog Employee: No, we're just the fastest and funnest.
120. Dialog Employee: No, we're just the fastest and funnest.
121. Dialog Employee: We didn't say we're cheap.
122. Dialog Employee: We're about the same price as any funeral service.
124. Action Notes Whispering
125. Action Notes Whispering
126. Dialog George: How much for the mass burial?
127. Dialog Employee: That would be
129. Dialog Employee: $5
133. Dialog George: Great! We'll take that!