Agency Devs: Unsung Heroes with Unreasonable Deadlines

Presented at PHP[world] - 4:30pm , Ash Grove B, Nov 13, 2014. #phpworld

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1. Unsung HeroEs
   with unreasonable deadlines
   Terry Matula @terrymatula
   

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2. Build me a custom,
   e-commerce site with
   PayPal integration…
   In 5 hours!
   Client
   Client Project Manager
   Project Manager
   Developers
   Developers
   

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3. Terry Matula
   

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4. Terry Matula
   

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5. Terry Matula
   

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6. Terry Matula
   

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7. Terry Matula
   

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8. Terry Matula
   

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9. Terry Matula
   /r/perktv
   

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10. Terry Matula
    

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11. Types of Developers
    

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12. Types of Developers
    Corporate
    

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13. Types of Developers
    Corporate
    Product
    

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14. Types of Developers
    Corporate
    Product
    Agency
    

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15. Product
    Agency
    Corporate
    Types of Developers
    

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16. Product
    Agency
    Corporate
    Types of Developers
    

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17. Product
    Agency
    Corporate
    Types of Developers
    

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18. Agency
    Corporate
    Types of Developers
    Product
    

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19. Agency
    Corporate
    Types of Developers
    Product
    

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20. Corporate
    Types of Developers
    Product
    Agency
    

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21. Agency
    What is an agency?
    A service based business
    dedicated to creating,
    planning, and handling online
    promotion for its clients.
    

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22. Agency
    

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23. Agency
    

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24. PHP[world] Speakers
    Product
    Corporate
    Agency
    Freelance
    

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25. (The Justice League)
    What’s Good?
    

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26. What’s Good?
    New projects
    

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27. What’s Good?
    New projects
    New Challenges
    

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28. What’s Good?
    New projects
    Structure
    New Challenges
    

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29. What’s Good?
    New projects
    Stability
    Structure
    New Challenges
    

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30. The Bad Stuff
    (The Legion of Doom)
    

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31. Clients
    The Bad Stuff
    http://clientsfromhell.net/
    

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32. We just Want
    to Add ONE
    MORE FEATURE…
    NO!
    

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33. The Bad Stuff
    Client “Experts”
    (“My nephew Showed me how to make websites”)
    

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34. The Bad Stuff
    $$$
    

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35. The Bad Stuff
    

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36. The Bad Stuff
    Time
    

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38. Fast
    cheap Good
    

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39. Fast
    cheap Good
    

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40. What Now?
    

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41. What Now?
    Quit
    

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42. What Now?
    Quit
    speak Up
    

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43. What Now?
    Quit
    speak Up
    Learn
    

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44. What Now?
    Quit
    speak Up
    Learn
    Don’t Feel Guilty
    

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45. What Now?
    Remember Kids!!
    Agency Developers
    are the
    REAL Heroes
    

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46. thanks!
    Terry Matula 11-13-2014
    

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47. https://joind.in/11866
    

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