When we started, our app was deployed in a single datacenter, causing outages over which we had no control, providing unoptimized experience for our non-local users, and other developer pain points. Join us as we go over the (mis)steps we took to resolve this by deploying to datacenters across multiple continents and configuring a global load balancer to provide the high availability and improved performance we sought. The talk will also include DNS configuration and testing, certificate management, and availability testing.