Archer Season 13 Episode 8 Act 0

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1. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s001 Panel 1
2. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s001 Panel 2 Dialog ARCHER This is it. The slightest misstep means disaster.
3. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s001 Panel 3 Dialog ARCHER This is it. The slightest misstep means disaster.
4. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s001 Panel 4
5. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s001 Panel 5
6. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s001 Panel 6
7. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s001 Panel 7
8. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s001 Panel 8
9. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s010 Panel 1
10. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s010 Panel 2
11. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s010 Panel 3
12. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 1 Dialog ARCHER Ah, my best work yet.
13. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 2 Dialog ARCHER Ah, my best work yet.
14. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 3 Dialog ARCHER Ah, my best work yet.
15. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 4 Dialog LANA Sadly, I think you’re right.
16. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 5 Dialog ARCHER Another one for the maybe pile.
17. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 6
18. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 7
19. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 8
20. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 9
21. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 10
22. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 11
23. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s020 Panel 12
24. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 1
25. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 2
26. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 3
27. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 4
28. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 5 Dialog CHERYL Hahaha!!
29. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 6 Dialog CHERYL Hahaha!!
30. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 7 Dialog PAM Cheryl, you know I love you but if don’t start helping I am going to snap your vertebrae like pistachios!
31. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 8 Dialog PAM Cheryl, you know I love you but if don’t start helping I am going to snap your vertebrae like pistachios!
32. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s030 Panel 9 Dialog CHERYL/CAROL Awwww, that does sound like love!
33. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s040 Panel 1 Dialog CYRIL (to Archer) Come on! We need a hundred of those by the end of the day!
34. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s040 Panel 2 Dialog CYRIL (to Archer) Come on! We need a hundred of those by the end of the day!
35. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s040 Panel 3 Dialog CYRIL (to Archer) Come on! We need a hundred of those by the end of the day!
36. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s050 Panel 1 Dialog ARCHER Well, since we’re not gonna make it anyway...
37. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s050 Panel 2
38. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s050 Panel 3 Dialog ARCHER (singsong) It won’t matter if you e-eat one.
39. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s050 Panel 4 Dialog ARCHER (singsong) It won’t matter if you e-eat one.
40. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s050 Panel 5
41. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s050 Panel 6 Dialog CYRIL You know I’m trying to keep that under control!
42. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s050 Panel 7
43. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s050 Panel 8
44. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s050 Panel 9 Dialog ARCHER Why do you think I’m doing it?
45. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s060 Panel 1
46. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s060 Panel 2
47. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s070 Panel 1
48. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s070 Panel 2
49. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s070 Panel 3
50. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s070 Panel 4
51. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 1
52. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 2
53. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 3
54. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 4
55. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 5
56. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 6
57. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 7
58. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 8
59. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 9
60. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 10 Dialog ARCHER Ah ha! I saw you lick crumbs off your face! I win!
61. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s080 Panel 11 Dialog ARCHER Ah ha! I saw you lick crumbs off your face! I win!
62. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s090 Panel 1 Dialog PAM You okay?
63. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s090 Panel 2 Dialog CHERYL/CAROL Why was it so hot?!
64. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s090 Panel 3 Dialog PAM (taking this in) Were you...wearing oven mitts?
65. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s090 Panel 4 Dialog PAM (taking this in) Were you...wearing oven mitts?
66. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s090 Panel 5 Dialog CHERYL/CAROL Duhh!!
67. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s090 Panel 6
68. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s090 Panel 7 Dialog CHERYL/CAROL Wait, what are those?
69. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s090 Panel 8 Dialog SLATER Damn it!
70. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s100 Panel 1 Dialog SLATER What are you idiots doing?
71. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s100 Panel 2 Dialog SLATER What are you idiots doing?
72. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s100 Panel 3 Dialog SLATER What are you idiots doing?
73. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s110 Panel 1 Dialog ARCHER You tell us, assface. You say we’re on a secret mission to destroy Fabian, and we’ve been undercover for three weeks in this bakery!
74. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s110 Panel 2 Dialog ARCHER You tell us, assface. You say we’re on a secret mission to destroy Fabian, and we’ve been undercover for three weeks in this bakery!
75. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s110 Panel 3 Dialog ARCHER You tell us, assface. You say we’re on a secret mission to destroy Fabian, and we’ve been undercover for three weeks in this bakery!
76. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s110 Panel 4 Dialog SLATER It’s a patisserie. And it’s not like I love having you mess up my profitable side business-
77. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s110 Panel 5 Dialog LANA That you use as a personal slush fund for off-the-books missions?
78. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s110 Panel 6 Dialog SLATER Obviously that.
79. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s110 Panel 7 Dialog SLATER Wait, where’s the other guy? Weirdbeard Sciencedick.
80. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s110 Panel 8 Dialog SLATER Wait, where’s the other guy? Weirdbeard Sciencedick.
81. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s110 Panel 9
82. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s110 Panel 10
83. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s120 Panel 1 Dialog KRIEGER Everyone knows that sourdough starter is alive. But the question remains...
84. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s120 Panel 2 Dialog KRIEGER ..is it horny?
85. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s120 Panel 3
86. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s120 Panel 4
87. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s120 Panel 5
88. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s120 Panel 6 Dialog KRIEGER That one liked me!
89. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s120 Panel 7 Dialog KRIEGER That one liked me!
90. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s120 Panel 8 Dialog SLATER All the more reason to destroy it.
91. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s120 Panel 9 Dialog SLATER Listen up. Our intelligence says that Fabian will venture out into the open soon. Then you’ll kill him.
92. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s130 Panel 1 Dialog SLATER Listen up. Our intelligence says that Fabian will venture out into the open soon. Then you’ll kill him.
93. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s130 Panel 2 Dialog SLATER Listen up. Our intelligence says that Fabian will venture out into the open soon. Then you’ll kill him.
94. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s130 Panel 3 Dialog LANA Wait, this is a straight up assassination?
95. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s130 Panel 4 Dialog SLATER What are you, children? Yes. He’s blackmailed the president of Manatina into declaring martial law and is turning the whole country into his personal fiefdom.
96. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s130 Panel 5 Dialog SLATER What are you, children? Yes. He’s blackmailed the president of Manatina into declaring martial law and is turning the whole country into his personal fiefdom.
97. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s130 Panel 6 Dialog ARCHER Why not just have CIA hitmen do it?
98. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s140 Panel 1 Dialog SLATER First off the CIA doesn’t have hitmen. Second they’re busy. Third, we can’t have our fingerprints on this. Unlike every pastry you dingdongs make.
99. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s140 Panel 2 Dialog SLATER First off the CIA doesn’t have hitmen. Second they’re busy. Third, we can’t have our fingerprints on this. Unlike every pastry you dingdongs make.
100. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s140 Panel 3 Dialog SLATER First off the CIA doesn’t have hitmen. Second they’re busy. Third, we can’t have our fingerprints on this. Unlike every pastry you dingdongs make.
101. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s150 Panel 1 Dialog PAM Yeah, it’d be a real shame if the CIA got a bad name.
102. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s150 Panel 2 Dialog PAM Yeah, it’d be a real shame if the CIA got a bad name.
103. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s160 Panel 1 Dialog SLATER All I’m saying is that we can’t have blowback. So in this whole thing, if I get captured...
104. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s160 Panel 2 Dialog ARCHER Put a bullet in your head?
105. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s160 Panel 3 Dialog ARCHER Put a bullet in your head?
106. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s160 Panel 4 Dialog ARCHER Put a bullet in your head?
107. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s160 Panel 5 Dialog ARCHER Put a bullet in your head?
108. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s160 Panel 6 Dialog SLATER No! Jesus, just rescue me.
109. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s160 Panel 7 Dialog SLATER You were way too quick with that!
110. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s160 Panel 8 Dialog SLATER And the fewer CIA people we have involved, the better. We might have a mole.
111. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s160 Panel 9 Dialog LANA You don’t say.
112. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s170 Panel 1 Dialog PAM I mean, at this point isn’t Langley considered a national wildlife refuge?
113. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s170 Panel 2 Dialog PAM I mean, at this point isn’t Langley considered a national wildlife refuge?
114. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 1 Dialog ARCHER You’ve got so many rodents in the CIA that the C probably stands for Chuck E Cheese.
115. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 2 Dialog ARCHER You’ve got so many rodents in the CIA that the C probably stands for Chuck E Cheese.
116. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 3 Dialog SLATER Why you thinking about Chuck E Cheese?
117. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 4 Dialog SLATER Because you want to go there with the kid that you got tricked into having who no longer sees you as a father figure?
118. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s180 Panel 5 Dialog SLATER Or maybe the other kid you had with a hooker?
119. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s190 Panel 1 Dialog ARCHER Whoa, Jesus, Slater..
120. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s190 Panel 2 Dialog SLATER The C stands for Central. (beat)
121. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s190 Panel 3 Dialog SLATER It’s a soft C.
122. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s190 Panel 4
123. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s190 Panel 5
124. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s190 Panel 6
125. EPISODE 1308 Scene 01 Shot s190 Panel 7 Dialog SLATER All right. Let’s go kill a guy.