Inspired by the Python requests library and its "HTTP for humans" tagline, I present to you: "Open Source Software Licenses for humans." I will discuss the core values embodied in the idea of "open source," the origins and the impact of the Free Software Movement, and why you should not use "free software" and "open source" interchangeably in front of Richard Stallman. I will introduce you to the three categories of open source software licenses, focusing on the Permissive and the Strongly Protective (Copyleft) types. I will show you some license notices, but fear not -- I will translate them to a human language that everyone can understand.