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Magic Pixie Dust Not Included

Magic Pixie Dust Not Included

My keynote talk from DevopsDays Minneapolis with the (as usual) uninformative slides. Can no longer upload them with notes because then everything is too small.

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Sascha Bates

July 17, 2014
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  1. MAGIC PIXIE DUST NOT INCLUDED ! SASCHA BATES DEVOPSDAYS MINNEAPOLIS

  2. Sascha Bates @sascha_d brattyredhead.com

  3. source: amazon.com

  4. BORN AGAIN DEVOPS

  5. I DEVOPS

  6. Everyone Wants DevOps

  7. EVERYONE WANTS DEVOPS NO ONE ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT IT IS

  8. shiny sparkly magic

  9. Ops Wants It Making Ops and Infrastructure sexy for the

    first time in ever no longer just a cost center
  10. Devs Love DevOps repeatable infrastructure continuous delivery dev process for

    all
  11. Startups Don’t Know ! “You’re so busy with that side

    project that the devs are having to do devops work.”
  12. WAIT WUT?

  13. ALSO

  14. Recruiters Don’t Know ! A job description citing “DevOps” turns

    out to be production support, not collaborative, not shared.
  15. Hiring Managers Don’t Know ! “A strong candidate will have

    DevOps experience as well as proficiency in object- oriented programming, Java, .NET, and SQL.”
  16. The Business Wants DevOps Before Amazon eats their lunch (they

    don’t know either)
  17. None
  18. Toolmakers Want You to Think They Know “designed by devops”

    ! “There’s no one-size-fits-all approach to selecting the right DevOps tools for your needs. “ spotted on vendor websites
  19. DIFFERENT STROKES DevOps Totally worth Ok to be different Important

    to try
  20. None
  21. THEMES empathy trust reflection

  22. I DEVOPS going beyond silos, beer and Jenkins

  23. INCLUSIVENESS BEWARE caste systems inequitable tools impossible tools

  24. Are you exclusive? You are doing DevOps wrong

  25. The New Caste System

  26. DevOps is Inclusive if you make it harder for some

    people to do their job, you make it hard on everyone eventually
  27. You must be this tall to ride the DevOps source:

    shirt.woot.com Elitist DevOps
  28. Make Work Easier Not Harder

  29. DEVOPS IS AWESOME FOR HELPING OTHER PEOPLE GET ALONG BETTER

    WITH ME
  30. DEVOPS IS AWESOME FOR HELPING OTHER PEOPLE GET ALONG BETTER

    WITH ME
  31. DEVOPS AS AWESOME AS WE MAKE IT

  32. THANK YOU DON’T FORGET YOUR BEER COLLABORATION DUE DILIGENCE