Magic Pixie Dust Not Included

My keynote talk from DevopsDays Minneapolis with the (as usual) uninformative slides. Can no longer upload them with notes because then everything is too small.

Transcript

1. MAGIC PIXIE DUST NOT INCLUDED ! SASCHA BATES DEVOPSDAYS MINNEAPOLIS
2. Sascha Bates @sascha_d brattyredhead.com
3. source: amazon.com
4. BORN AGAIN DEVOPS
5. I DEVOPS
6. Everyone Wants DevOps
7. EVERYONE WANTS DEVOPS NO ONE ACTUALLY KNOWS WHAT IT IS
8. shiny sparkly magic
9. Ops Wants It Making Ops and Infrastructure sexy for the first time in ever no longer just a cost center
10. Devs Love DevOps repeatable infrastructure continuous delivery dev process for all
11. Startups Don’t Know ! “You’re so busy with that side project that the devs are having to do devops work.”
12. WAIT WUT?
13. ALSO
14. Recruiters Don’t Know ! A job description citing “DevOps” turns out to be production support, not collaborative, not shared.
15. Hiring Managers Don’t Know ! “A strong candidate will have DevOps experience as well as proficiency in object- oriented programming, Java, .NET, and SQL.”
16. The Business Wants DevOps Before Amazon eats their lunch (they don’t know either)
18. Toolmakers Want You to Think They Know “designed by devops” ! “There’s no one-size-fits-all approach to selecting the right DevOps tools for your needs. “ spotted on vendor websites
19. DIFFERENT STROKES DevOps Totally worth Ok to be different Important to try
21. THEMES empathy trust reflection
22. I DEVOPS going beyond silos, beer and Jenkins
23. INCLUSIVENESS BEWARE caste systems inequitable tools impossible tools
24. Are you exclusive? You are doing DevOps wrong
25. The New Caste System
26. DevOps is Inclusive if you make it harder for some people to do their job, you make it hard on everyone eventually
27. You must be this tall to ride the DevOps source: shirt.woot.com Elitist DevOps
28. Make Work Easier Not Harder
29. DEVOPS IS AWESOME FOR HELPING OTHER PEOPLE GET ALONG BETTER WITH ME
30. DEVOPS IS AWESOME FOR HELPING OTHER PEOPLE GET ALONG BETTER WITH ME
31. DEVOPS AS AWESOME AS WE MAKE IT
32. THANK YOU DON’T FORGET YOUR BEER COLLABORATION DUE DILIGENCE