Archer 708 Storyboards

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2. Dialog CYRIL (O.S.) [assorted hangover-y groans]
3. Dialog CYRIL (O.S.) [assorted hangover-y groans]
7. Dialog CYRIL: (groans, then) Ugh, where the heck are my pants?
8. Dialog CYRIL: (groans, then) Ugh, where the heck are my pants?
9. Dialog PAM: Pants hell, where's that damn cat?!
10. Dialog PAM: Pants hell, where's that damn cat?!
11. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL: What cat?
12. Dialog PAM: The one that shit in my mouth!
13. Dialog PAM: (spits a few times) And that may or not be a metaphor.
14. Dialog PAM: (spits a few times) And that may or not be a metaphor.
15. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL: Well this sure as hell isn't...
17. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
18. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
19. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
20. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
21. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
22. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
23. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
24. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
25. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
26. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
27. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
28. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
29. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
30. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
31. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
32. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Yep! Yep yep yep! Okay, now you're all birds of prey! Birds of prey!
33. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Ja! Und Cyril ist Der Falkonmeister!
34. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Ja! Und Cyril ist Der Falkonmeister!
35. Dialog CYRIL: Ja, ja! Ã ntzergrabben! Ã ntzergrabben!
36. Dialog CYRIL: Ja, ja! Ã ntzergrabben! Ã ntzergrabben!
37. Dialog CYRIL: Ja, ja! Ã ntzergrabben! Ã ntzergrabben!
38. Dialog CYRIL: Ja, ja! Ã ntzergrabben! Ã ntzergrabben!
39. Dialog CYRIL: Ja, ja! Ã ntzergrabben! Ã ntzergrabben!
40. Dialog CYRIL: Ja, ja! Ã ntzergrabben! Ã ntzergrabben!
41. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL: Oh my God you are hands down the world's shittiest Falkonmeister...
42. Dialog CYRIL: Wh-? I don't even remember that!
43. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL: You don't have to! It's on tape!
44. Dialog PAM: So now we gotta go see Jo Jo Dancer...
45. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL: Which better be as racist as it looks!
48. Dialog GILLETTE: And you're not like, hungover, or...?
49. Dialog MALORY: Why would I be?
50. Dialog MALORY: Why would I be?
51. Dialog GILLETTE: No, I mean you wouldn't, especially if you weren't exposed to like, say, scopalamine or something like that...
52. Dialog GILLETTE: No, I mean you wouldn't, especially if you weren't exposed to like, say, scopalamine or something like that...
53. Dialog GILLETTE: No, I mean you wouldn't, especially if you weren't exposed to like, say, scopalamine or something like that...
54. Dialog MALORY: Scopalamine? And why would I have been?!
55. Dialog GILLETTE: I -- no yeah no, I mean, exactly. Why. And more importantly... how?
56. Dialog GILLETTE: I -- no yeah no, I mean, exactly. Why. And more importantly... how?
57. Dialog GILLETTE: I -- no yeah no, I mean, exactly. Why. And more importantly... how?
58. Dialog GILLETTE: I -- no yeah no, I mean, exactly. Why. And more importantly... how?
59. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Okay, that's -- oh c'mon, stop it, that's just about enough out of -- wh-?! Well that does it, missy!
60. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Okay, that's -- oh c'mon, stop it, that's just about enough out of -- wh-?! Well that does it, missy!
61. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Okay, that's -- oh c'mon, stop it, that's just about enough out of -- wh-?! Well that does it, missy!
62. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Okay, that's -- oh c'mon, stop it, that's just about enough out of -- wh-?! Well that does it, missy!
63. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Okay, that's -- oh c'mon, stop it, that's just about enough out of -- wh-?! Well that does it, missy!
64. Dialog KRIEGER (O.S.): Okay, that's -- oh c'mon, stop it, that's just about enough out of -- wh-?! Well that does it, missy!
65. Dialog KRIEGER: You can just cool your jets in there!
66. Dialog KRIEGER: You can just cool your jets in there!
67. Dialog MALORY: Yes, Doctor.
68. Dialog MALORY: Yes, Doctor.
69. Dialog KRIEGER: And by "jets," obviously, I mean your actual cooling jets, so...
70. Dialog KRIEGER: And by "jets," obviously, I mean your actual cooling jets, so...
71. Dialog KRIEGER: And by "jets," obviously, I mean your actual cooling jets, so...
72. Dialog KRIEGER: And by "jets," obviously, I mean your actual cooling jets, so...
73. Dialog MALORY: Yes, Doctor.
74. Dialog KRIEGER: So yeah, just cool them shits.
75. Dialog KRIEGER: (looks around) Oh, and as for the rest of you...
76. Dialog KRIEGER: Now that I think about it, let's everybody cool their respective jets.
77. Dialog FWSSSSSSSSSS
78. Dialog KRIEGER: Excellent, yes. Yes, very good.
79. Dialog KRIEGER: Excellent, yes. Yes, very good.
80. Dialog KRIEGER: (thinks) Well, short term, anyway.
81. Dialog KRIEGER: (thinks) Well, short term, anyway.
82. Dialog KRIEGER: (thinks) Well, short term, anyway.
83. Dialog KRIEGER: (thinks) Well, short term, anyway.