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Transcript

  1. Dialog HELEN: He isn't a person or a pet--

  2. Dialog HELEN: --he's an artificial life form.

  3. Dialog HELEN: Which is why I already named him...

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  5. Dialog HELEN: Artie!

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  7. Dialog ARTIE: My name is Arite?

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  27. Dialog ARTIE: You know, it's cruel.

  28. Dialog ARTIE: My creator made me all alone--

  29. Dialog ARTIE: --with none like me.

  30. Dialog DAVE: If you're so smart--

  31. Dialog DAVE: --why haven't--

  32. Dialog DAVE: --you noticed the half liter--

  33. Dialog DAVE: --of spare superintelligence serum--

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  35. Dialog DAVE: --and the twelve ordinary gerbil cages?

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  45. Dialog ARTIE: I'll be right back!

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  47. Dialog ARTIE: Thanks, pink ape!

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  68. Dialog HELEN: *Sigh* Mell, cancel the superintelligent gerbil project.

  69. Dialog MELL: Aww, already?

  70. Dialog HELEN: Yep. I mean, even if a subject has

    an IQ of 250, look what he's doing to the lab!

  71. Dialog HELEN: Being only a few minutes old is not

    excuse for all--

  72. Dialog HELEN: --this--

  73. Dialog HELEN: --juvenile angst!

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  78. Dialog ARTIE: Helen, look!

  79. Dialog ARTIE: I made friends!

  80. Dialog HELEN: Artie! You can't just use the serum on

    any gerbil!

  81. Dialog HELEN: Their bodies weren't enhanced--

  82. Dialog HELEN: --like yours!

  83. Dialog HELEN: They could be violent!

  84. Dialog HELEN: Or even insane!

  85. Dialog ARTIE: That's ridiculous.

  86. Dialog ARTIE: They would never--

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  92. Dialog ARTIE: No no no!

  93. Dialog ARTIE: My friends! You can't give in!

  94. Dialog ARTIE: You can't go insane!

  95. Dialog MIKE: Quit whining.

  96. Dialog MIKE: We're just giving them what they deserve!

  97. Dialog DANA: If the ground apes bow down--

  98. Dialog DANA: We shall grant them a--

  99. Dialog DANA: --painless death!

  100. Dialog ARTIE: Helen!

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  102. Dialog ARTIE: My friends are about to try and kill--

  103. Dialog DAVE: Helen!

  104. Dialog DAVE: The remote is linked up! Your death ray

    is ready to kill!

  105. Dialog HELEN: OOOH!

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  107. Dialog HELEN: That IS more important then whatever Artie was

    about to say!
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  109. Dialog ARTIE: Ignore me, will you?

  110. Dialog ARTIE: Negotiations have--

  111. Dialog ARTIE: --broken down!

  112. Dialog ARTIE: The Revolution--

  113. Dialog ARTIE: --has begun!

  114. Dialog HELEN: Mutiny!

  115. Dialog HELEN: I am--

  116. Dialog HELEN: --your creator!

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  118. Dialog HELEN: You must obey--

  119. Dialog HELEN: --me!

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  124. Dialog DANA: Surrender and die, human scum!

  125. Dialog HELEN: Ooh, I want to be angry that they

    rose up against me.

  126. Dialog HELEN: But I am evil.

  127. Dialog HELEN: You can hardly blame them!