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Narbonic - Gerbil Shootout | Storyboard
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Richard Roberts
August 29, 2019
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Narbonic - Gerbil Shootout | Storyboard
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Transcript
Dialog HELEN: He isn't a person or a pet--
Dialog HELEN: --he's an artificial life form.
Dialog HELEN: Which is why I already named him...
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Dialog HELEN: Artie!
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Dialog ARTIE: My name is Arite?
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Dialog ARTIE: You know, it's cruel.
Dialog ARTIE: My creator made me all alone--
Dialog ARTIE: --with none like me.
Dialog DAVE: If you're so smart--
Dialog DAVE: --why haven't--
Dialog DAVE: --you noticed the half liter--
Dialog DAVE: --of spare superintelligence serum--
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Dialog DAVE: --and the twelve ordinary gerbil cages?
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Dialog ARTIE: I'll be right back!
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Dialog ARTIE: Thanks, pink ape!
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Dialog HELEN: *Sigh* Mell, cancel the superintelligent gerbil project.
Dialog MELL: Aww, already?
Dialog HELEN: Yep. I mean, even if a subject has
an IQ of 250, look what he's doing to the lab!
Dialog HELEN: Being only a few minutes old is not
excuse for all--
Dialog HELEN: --this--
Dialog HELEN: --juvenile angst!
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Dialog ARTIE: Helen, look!
Dialog ARTIE: I made friends!
Dialog HELEN: Artie! You can't just use the serum on
any gerbil!
Dialog HELEN: Their bodies weren't enhanced--
Dialog HELEN: --like yours!
Dialog HELEN: They could be violent!
Dialog HELEN: Or even insane!
Dialog ARTIE: That's ridiculous.
Dialog ARTIE: They would never--
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Dialog ARTIE: No no no!
Dialog ARTIE: My friends! You can't give in!
Dialog ARTIE: You can't go insane!
Dialog MIKE: Quit whining.
Dialog MIKE: We're just giving them what they deserve!
Dialog DANA: If the ground apes bow down--
Dialog DANA: We shall grant them a--
Dialog DANA: --painless death!
Dialog ARTIE: Helen!
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Dialog ARTIE: My friends are about to try and kill--
Dialog DAVE: Helen!
Dialog DAVE: The remote is linked up! Your death ray
is ready to kill!
Dialog HELEN: OOOH!
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Dialog HELEN: That IS more important then whatever Artie was
about to say!
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Dialog ARTIE: Ignore me, will you?
Dialog ARTIE: Negotiations have--
Dialog ARTIE: --broken down!
Dialog ARTIE: The Revolution--
Dialog ARTIE: --has begun!
Dialog HELEN: Mutiny!
Dialog HELEN: I am--
Dialog HELEN: --your creator!
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Dialog HELEN: You must obey--
Dialog HELEN: --me!
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Dialog DANA: Surrender and die, human scum!
Dialog HELEN: Ooh, I want to be angry that they
rose up against me.
Dialog HELEN: But I am evil.
Dialog HELEN: You can hardly blame them!