今朝 0時間 → 現在 3時間 — この会場でぶっちぎりの無知です — スターフォックスは作れました(爆速で) — 今日は技術の話を一切しません AI Samurai — working AI consultant. Cursor: 0 hrs this morning → 3 hrs now. The most clueless person in this room. Did build a Star Fox clone though. Zero technical talk today. Promise.
『朱の裁定者』 『拒絶の鉄壁』 『虚無の決裁者』 ※「ククク、だが私は四天王の中でも最弱…!」の掟に従い、弱い順に出てきます 4 |最強 隣の席の同僚 『永遠の“今度”』 The Four Heavenly Kings of Anti-Evangelism: Accounting “The Crimson Ledger” / IT “The Unyielding Wall” / Your boss “The Hollow Stamp” / The coworker next to you “The Eternal ‘Sometime’.” Per anime law, they appear in ascending order of power.
Accounting — “The Crimson Ledger.” “So... how much per month, exactly?” Not credits. Not tokens. Something. It’s not unreadable — it’s professionally difficult to read.
実測値で稟議を書く 💀 討伐 「ぐはぁっ…! 予測ではなく…上限が保証された実測値だと…!?こんな稟議書…承認するしか…見事だ… しかし...私の後には情シス様が控えておる…フハハハハハ…(消滅)」 Don’t estimate. MEASURE. Spend limit → small 2-month pilot → write the approval doc with real numbers. “Guhh...! I have no choice but to approve it... the stamp... is yours... (fades away)”
King: IT & Security — “The Unyielding Wall (Zero Trust).” “The word ‘precedent’ does not exist in my dictionary. Therefore — banned company-wide.” “That code is leaving the building, isn’t it?”
管理統制 03 Teams権限 💀 討伐 バカな…禁止する理由が…すべて先回りで潰されている…!良かろう…その稟議…共著者として名を連ねよう… しかし、部長殿を倒せるかな、フハハハハハ...(壁、崩れ落ちる)」 Kill every reason to say no — in advance. Privacy Mode / admin controls / Teams permissions. “Very well... I shall co-author... your approval doc...” (the wall crumbles)
diff は読めない。 The Second King: Your Boss — “The Hollow Stamp.” “How is that different from ChatGPT?” Don’t show demos. The Hollow Stamp cannot read a diff.
月¥◦◦万の削減 💀 討伐 「なん…だと…月¥◦◦万の削減…? 虚無だったはずの我が心に…数字が…響いて…くる…! 判子が…勝手に…うおおお…来期の予 算…つけておくぞ…(成仏)」 Show ONE thing: time. 10 hours last month → 2 hours now. Hours saved × hourly rate = ¥¥¥/month. “The numbers... they resonate...! I shall... budget this... for next quarter...” (ascends peacefully)
The Strongest King: The Coworker Next to You — “The Eternal ‘Sometime’.” Stronger than the Ledger, the Wall, and the Hollow combined. Because — this boss transforms. TWICE.
「ぐっ…財布を…開かずに…有料プランを体験できるだと…!? イベントなら…行ってみても…いいかも… だが忘れるな…私には…まだ第二形態が…ある…!」 You can’t beat the wallet through the wallet. Hackathons hand out paid-tier access. “Just pay for it” ✕ → “Come to this event” ◎. “But do not forget... I still have... a SECOND FORM...!”
1ヶ月後、誰も使ってない 人は「使い方」を学んでも、行動は変えない Second Form, “The Smiling Phantom”: “Oh nice!” (never uses it). The death spiral of every AI training program: buy licenses → run training → one month later, nobody’s using it. Learning “how to use” a tool never changes behavior.
『今度』が…消えていく…そうか…これ が…『今日から使うわ』…(笑顔のまま昇天)」 これで四天王、討伐完了です。 One real win beats one training session. Pick ONE real task due this week. Sit next to them, finish it together in Cursor. “‘I’m using it starting TODAY’...” (ascends, still smiling). All Four Kings — defeated.
その場で2時間で作り切って発表 — 初心者から猛者まで、同じ土俵で 申込はこちら Aug 29 — Sapporo Sugoi AI Hackathon. BYO-AI: bring any tool. Build in 2 hours, demo on the spot. 3-hour rookies vs. veterans — same arena.