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Steve and Steven - Rough Pitch Boards

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October 20, 2021

Steve and Steven - Rough Pitch Boards

Steve and Steven sit at their cubicles at work watching online videos, playing office football and generally goofing off all day. Despite this their boss is extremely proud of their work.

On top of goofing off, Steve and Steven don't really know what it is that either of them do. The rest of the workforce also don't really know what it is that they do. The board members eventually catch wind of this and feel that Steve and Steven should be let go.

Evan, their boss pleads for them not to be fired but the leading board members are determined to fire Steve and Steven. However, in the end Steve and Steven prove that they are integral to the department.

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October 20, 2021
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  1. Scene 1 Panel 1 / 11 Dialog STEVE

  2. Scene 1 Panel 2 / 11 Dialog STEVEN

  3. Scene 1 Panel 3 / 11 Dialog STEVEANDSTEVEN

  4. Scene 1 Panel 4 / 11 Dialog STEVE AND STEVEN

    WHERE ARE THEY
  5. Scene 1 Panel 5 / 11 Dialog WHERE ARE THEY

  6. Scene 1 Panel 6 / 11 Dialog WHERE

  7. Scene 1 Panel 7 / 11 Dialog ARE

  8. Scene 1 Panel 8 / 11 Dialog THEY

  9. Scene 1 Panel 9 / 11 Dialog STEVE

  10. Scene 1 Panel 10 / 11 Dialog AND

  11. Scene 1 Panel 11 / 11 Dialog STEVEN

  12. Scene 2 Panel 1 / 24

  13. Scene 2 Panel 2 / 24 Dialog HAVE YOU SEEN

    STEVE, BYRON?
  14. Scene 2 Panel 3 / 24 Dialog Byron :Nope haven't

    seen Steven
  15. Scene 2 Panel 4 / 24

  16. Scene 2 Panel 5 / 24 Dialog How about you

    Myron?
  17. Scene 2 Panel 6 / 24 Dialog Myron: Huh? No

    I have not.
  18. Scene 2 Panel 7 / 24 Dialog Ok, I checked

    the offices earlier and there car's a little dinged, so I'm just asking everyone.
  19. Scene 2 Panel 8 / 24

  20. Scene 2 Panel 9 / 24

  21. Scene 2 Panel 10 / 24

  22. Scene 2 Panel 11 / 24

  23. Scene 2 Panel 12 / 24 Dialog Lynda have you

    seen Steve or Steven? Notes fix
  24. Scene 2 Panel 13 / 24 Dialog How bout you

    Sally?
  25. Scene 2 Panel 14 / 24

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  29. Scene 2 Panel 18 / 24

  30. Scene 2 Panel 19 / 24

  31. Scene 2 Panel 20 / 24 Dialog Where are Steve

    and Steven?
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  36. Scene 3 Panel 1 / 9

  37. Scene 3 Panel 2 / 9 Dialog Steve, Steven there

    you are
  38. Scene 3 Panel 3 / 9 Dialog Steven

  39. Scene 3 Panel 4 / 9 Dialog STEVEN

  40. Scene 3 Panel 5 / 9 Dialog Look at me

  41. Scene 3 Panel 6 / 9 Dialog Look at me

  42. Scene 3 Panel 7 / 9 Dialog LOOK AT ME

  43. Scene 3 Panel 8 / 9 Dialog STEVEN

  44. Scene 3 Panel 9 / 9 Dialog ABOUT THIS REPORT

  45. Scene 4 Panel 1 / 6 Dialog THE REPORT YOU

    TURNED IN IT WASa
  46. Scene 4 Panel 2 / 6 Dialog IT WAS

  47. Scene 4 Panel 3 / 6 Dialog IT WAS

  48. Scene 4 Panel 4 / 6 Dialog STEVEN

  49. Scene 4 Panel 5 / 6 Dialog THE WORK YOU

    TURNED IN WAS
  50. Scene 4 Panel 6 / 6 Dialog THAT WORK YOU

    TURNED IN WAS
  51. Scene 5 Panel 1 / 10 Dialog TREMENDOUS TERRIFIC, INSPIRING

  52. Scene 5 Panel 2 / 10 Dialog BUT Steve THAT

    report that YOU turned in was shhhh
  53. Scene 5 Panel 3 / 10 Dialog iiiii

  54. Scene 5 Panel 4 / 10 Dialog iiining - shining

    with projected potential for next quarter!
  55. Scene 5 Panel 5 / 10 Dialog ooh boys

  56. Scene 5 Panel 6 / 10 Dialog boys

  57. Scene 5 Panel 7 / 10 Dialog BOYS

  58. Scene 5 Panel 8 / 10 Dialog keep up the

    good work
  59. Scene 5 Panel 9 / 10 Dialog keep it up

    up up
  60. Scene 5 Panel 10 / 10 Dialog beautiful beautiful report

  61. Scene 6 Panel 1 / 1 Dialog Steven: oh yay

    he liked my work
  62. Scene 7 Panel 1 / 3 Dialog Hi I'm randy

  63. Scene 7 Panel 2 / 3 Dialog and through a

    surgery mistake
  64. Scene 7 Panel 3 / 3 Dialog I was given

    the biggest bottom in North Carolina
  65. Scene 8 Panel 1 / 4 Dialog S: HAHAHAHA

  66. Scene 8 Panel 2 / 4 Dialog S: (BIG HEARTY

    LAUGH) HAHAHA
  67. Scene 8 Panel 3 / 4 Dialog S: HA

  68. Scene 8 Panel 4 / 4

  69. Scene 9 Panel 1 / 5 Dialog Steve: oooh Steven

    are you watching that video
  70. Scene 9 Panel 2 / 5 Dialog with the guy

  71. Scene 9 Panel 3 / 5 Dialog who has the

    biggest butt
  72. Scene 9 Panel 4 / 5 Dialog in all of

    north carolina?
  73. Scene 9 Panel 5 / 5 Dialog ooh you gotta

    see this other one
  74. Scene 10 Panel 1 / 3 Dialog it's this guy

    who has the smallest butt in all of North Dakota
  75. Scene 10 Panel 2 / 3

  76. Scene 10 Panel 3 / 3 Dialog Everything was fine

    until I woke up one day and I had the smallest butt in all of North Carolina
  77. Scene 11 Panel 1 / 1 Dialog hahaha

  78. Scene 12 Panel 1 / 4 Dialog hahaha

  79. Scene 12 Panel 2 / 4 Dialog haha

  80. Scene 12 Panel 3 / 4 Dialog Sally: Steve and

    STEVEN COULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET
  81. Scene 12 Panel 4 / 4 Dialog sorry I didn't

    mean to scream that was a bit much
  82. Scene 13 Panel 1 / 1 Dialog Oh you're trying

    to get you work done aaaaw
  83. Scene 14 Panel 1 / 1 Dialog aaaaw widdle baby

    can't get any work done cause we're too loud
  84. Scene 15 Panel 1 / 1 Dialog aaaw if you

    want we can get you a cradle
  85. Scene 16 Panel 1 / 1 Dialog on account of

    you y'know being a baby that can't get any work done
  86. Scene 17 Panel 1 / 1 Dialog UGH STEVE AND

    STEVEN WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO HERE
  87. Scene 18 Panel 1 / 8

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  94. Scene 18 Panel 8 / 8

  95. Scene 19 Panel 1 / 2 Dialog S: WHATS SO

    FUNNY
  96. Scene 19 Panel 2 / 2 Dialog B: STEVEN

  97. Scene 20 Panel 1 / 4 Dialog COUGH COUGH

  98. Scene 20 Panel 2 / 4 Dialog COUGH COUGH COUGH

    B: WHATS THAT ON YOUR SCREEN
  99. Scene 20 Panel 3 / 4 Dialog S: UH UH

    AAH UH
  100. Scene 20 Panel 4 / 4

  101. Scene 21 Panel 1 / 2 Dialog S: uh uh

    ah uh
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  109. Scene 24 Panel 1 / 23 Dialog STEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEN

  110. Scene 24 Panel 2 / 23

  111. Scene 24 Panel 3 / 23

  112. Scene 24 Panel 4 / 23 Dialog BEAUTIFUL INSPIRED WORK

    STEVEN OH MY GOSH THIS REPORT STEVEN BEAUTIFUL
  113. Scene 24 Panel 5 / 23 Dialog YOUR JUST A

    BEAUTIFUL SOUL STEVEN YOU KNOW, just inspired
  114. Scene 24 Panel 6 / 23

  115. Scene 24 Panel 7 / 23

  116. Scene 24 Panel 8 / 23 Dialog just keep it

    up steven
  117. Scene 24 Panel 9 / 23 Dialog up up up

    steven I see bright things in your future
  118. Scene 24 Panel 10 / 23 Dialog S: oh jeez

    well that sure is nice of him to say
  119. Scene 24 Panel 11 / 23 Dialog s: I love

    my job
  120. Scene 24 Panel 12 / 23

  121. Scene 24 Panel 13 / 23 Dialog Steve: Hey uh

    Steve
  122. Scene 24 Panel 14 / 23 Dialog Steve: Steven can

    I talk to you about something?
  123. Scene 24 Panel 15 / 23 Dialog Steve: Steven

  124. Scene 24 Panel 16 / 23 Dialog S: Steve -

  125. Scene 24 Panel 17 / 23 Dialog S: Wha- ah

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  129. Scene 24 Panel 21 / 23 Dialog STEVEN

  130. Scene 24 Panel 22 / 23

  131. Scene 24 Panel 23 / 23 Dialog I was just

    wondering do you know what we do here?
  132. Scene 25 Panel 1 / 1 Dialog Steve: I was

    just uh I don't uh, what do we do here?
  133. Scene 26 Panel 1 / 8 Dialog Steven: Oh of

    course I know were data combul
  134. Scene 26 Panel 2 / 8 Dialog Steven: Oh of

    course I know were data combul
  135. Scene 26 Panel 3 / 8 Dialog data convogulatornationers

  136. Scene 26 Panel 4 / 8 Dialog data combobulators

  137. Scene 26 Panel 5 / 8 Dialog something with data

  138. Scene 26 Panel 6 / 8 Dialog huh maybe I

    don't know what we do?
  139. Scene 26 Panel 7 / 8 Dialog anyways uh back

    to work
  140. Scene 26 Panel 8 / 8 Dialog huh maybe I

    don't know what we do?
  141. Scene 27 Panel 1 / 1 Dialog George: You're gonna

    fire Steve and Steven?
  142. Scene 28 Panel 1 / 24 Dialog My boys?

  143. Scene 28 Panel 2 / 24 Dialog My boys Steve

    and Steven
  144. Scene 28 Panel 3 / 24 Dialog y-

  145. Scene 28 Panel 4 / 24 Dialog you

  146. Scene 28 Panel 5 / 24 Dialog you can't

  147. Scene 28 Panel 6 / 24 Dialog my boys

  148. Scene 28 Panel 7 / 24

  149. Scene 28 Panel 8 / 24 Dialog no

  150. Scene 28 Panel 9 / 24 Dialog not my boys

  151. Scene 28 Panel 10 / 24 Dialog anyone

  152. Scene 28 Panel 11 / 24 Dialog any

  153. Scene 28 Panel 12 / 24 Dialog uh

  154. Scene 28 Panel 13 / 24 Dialog oof

  155. Scene 28 Panel 14 / 24 Dialog ooof

  156. Scene 28 Panel 15 / 24 Dialog ung

  157. Scene 28 Panel 16 / 24 Dialog uuh

  158. Scene 28 Panel 17 / 24 Dialog oof

  159. Scene 28 Panel 18 / 24 Dialog bluh

  160. Scene 28 Panel 19 / 24 Dialog uh

  161. Scene 28 Panel 20 / 24 Dialog oof

  162. Scene 28 Panel 21 / 24 Dialog please

  163. Scene 28 Panel 22 / 24 Dialog not Steve and

    Steven
  164. Scene 28 Panel 23 / 24 Dialog they're

  165. Scene 28 Panel 24 / 24 Dialog they're my boys

  166. Scene 29 Panel 1 / 2 Dialog uuuh I mean

    we
  167. Scene 29 Panel 2 / 2 Dialog we gotta

  168. Scene 30 Panel 1 / 2 Dialog please

  169. Scene 30 Panel 2 / 2 Dialog it's Christmas

  170. Scene 31 Panel 1 / 5 Dialog they're terrible their

    reports are nonsense
  171. Scene 31 Panel 2 / 5 Dialog we just don't

    see the appeal of Steve and Steven
  172. Scene 31 Panel 3 / 5 Dialog We're Todd and

    Tim and we know good workers and they are not Steve and Steven
  173. Scene 31 Panel 4 / 5 Dialog Tim: Unless they

    did something that really knocked us out of our seats
  174. Scene 31 Panel 5 / 5 Dialog yeah if they

    really impressed us
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  188. Scene 34 Panel 1 / 1 Dialog AAA SAVE ME

    STEVEN
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  199. Scene 38 Panel 1 / 1 Dialog OH MY GOSH

    STEVEN YOU SAVED OUR LIVES
  200. Scene 40 Panel 1 / 9 Dialog we were about

    to brutally fire you
  201. Scene 40 Panel 2 / 9 Dialog I mean just

    like brutally ruin your lives
  202. Scene 40 Panel 3 / 9 Dialog fire you, termination

  203. Scene 40 Panel 4 / 9 Dialog no benefits

  204. Scene 40 Panel 5 / 9 Dialog we were going

    to call your family
  205. Scene 40 Panel 6 / 9 Dialog Steve I understand

    you're trying to adopt
  206. Scene 40 Panel 7 / 9 Dialog we were going

    to call the adoption agency, and tell them to burn your application and then we were going to burn the adoption agency.
  207. Scene 40 Panel 8 / 9 Dialog but after that

    performance
  208. Scene 40 Panel 9 / 9 Dialog showing that initiative,

    we of course are not firing you and what's more, we'd like to give you both promotions.