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Steve and Steven - Rough Pitch Boards

zackdraws
October 20, 2021

Steve and Steven - Rough Pitch Boards

Steve and Steven sit at their cubicles at work watching online videos, playing office football and generally goofing off all day. Despite this their boss is extremely proud of their work.

On top of goofing off, Steve and Steven don't really know what it is that either of them do. The rest of the workforce also don't really know what it is that they do. The board members eventually catch wind of this and feel that Steve and Steven should be let go.

Evan, their boss pleads for them not to be fired but the leading board members are determined to fire Steve and Steven. However, in the end Steve and Steven prove that they are integral to the department.

zackdraws

October 20, 2021
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  1. Scene 1 Duration 12:00 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog WHERE

    ARE STEVE AND STEVEN SAS SC 060 Page 6/257
  2. Scene 1 Duration 12:00 Panel 11 Duration 01:00 Dialog WHERE

    ARE STEVE AND STEVEN SAS SC 060 Page 11/257
  3. Scene 2 Duration 52:00 Panel 8 Duration 01:00 Dialog n-

    no no I haven't SAS SC 060 Page 20/257
  4. Scene 2 Duration 52:00 Panel 10 Duration 01:00 Dialog N-no

    I haven't (Bryan) SAS SC 060 Page 22/257
  5. Scene 2 Duration 52:00 Panel 22 Duration 01:00 Dialog uh

    no - no I haven't SAS SC 060 Page 34/257
  6. Scene 2 Duration 52:00 Panel 27 Duration 01:00 Dialog oh

    ok ok, I'm just asking causing I didn't see their car this morning so I'm just looking around SAS SC 060 Page 39/257
  7. Scene 2 Duration 52:00 Panel 33 Duration 01:00 Dialog Sally

    have you seen Steve and/or Steven? SAS SC 060 Page 45/257
  8. Scene 2 Duration 52:00 Panel 36 Duration 01:00 Dialog How

    'bout you Sally? SAS SC 060 Page 48/257
  9. Scene 2 Duration 52:00 Panel 48 Duration 01:00 Dialog Where

    are Steve and Steven SAS SC 060 Page 60/257
  10. Scene 4 Duration 13:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog THIS

    WORK YOU TURNED IN! SAS SC 060 Page 83/257
  11. Scene 5 Duration 12:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog But

    Steve! This work that you turned in was shiii SAS SC 060 Page 94/257
  12. Scene 5 Duration 12:00 Panel 5 Duration 01:00 Dialog iining-

    shining with projected potential for next quarter! SAS SC 060 Page 97/257
  13. Scene 5 Duration 12:00 Panel 7 Duration 01:00 Dialog Oh

    boys, boys, keep up the good work! SAS SC 060 Page 99/257
  14. Scene 6 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog oh

    yay he liked my work SAS SC 060 Page 105/257
  15. Scene 7 Duration 03:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog my

    names ryan SAS SC 060 Page 106/257
  16. Scene 7 Duration 03:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog and

    due to a surgery mistake I was given the biggest bottom in all of North Dakota SAS SC 060 Page 107/257
  17. Scene 8 Duration 04:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog Oh

    Steven are you watching that video with the guy who has the biggest bottom in North Dakota? SAS SC 060 Page 109/257
  18. Scene 9 Duration 12:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog Oh

    you gotta see this movie it's the guy who has the smallest butt in all of North Dakota - you gotta see this movie with the guy who has the smallest bottom in all of South Dakota SAS SC 060 Page 114/257
  19. Scene 11 Duration 05:00 Panel 5 Duration 01:00 Dialog Could

    you keep it down a bit SAS SC 060 Page 130/257
  20. Scene 12 Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog it's

    just I'm trying to get some work done over here is all SAS SC 060 Page 131/257
  21. Scene 13 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog oh

    you're trying to get your work done aaaw SAS SC 060 Page 133/257
  22. Scene 14 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog aaaw

    widdle baby can't get any work done cause we're too loud SAS SC 060 Page 134/257
  23. Scene 15 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog aaaw

    if you want we can get you a cradle SAS SC 060 Page 135/257
  24. Scene 16 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog on

    account of you y'know being a baby that can't get any work done SAS SC 060 Page 136/257
  25. Scene 17 Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog ugh

    Steve and Steven what do you even do here? SAS SC 060 Page 137/257
  26. Scene 19 Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog STEVE

    WHAT'S SO FUNNY SAS SC 060 Page 145/257
  27. Scene 20 Duration 03:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog WHAT'S

    THAT ON YOUR SCREEN STEVE SAS SC 060 Page 149/257
  28. Scene 22 Duration 20:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog BEAUTIFUL

    WORK STEVEN OH MY GOSH THIS REPORT SAS SC 060 Page 160/257
  29. Scene 22 Duration 20:00 Panel 5 Duration 01:00 Dialog JOU'RE

    JUST A BEAUTIFUL SOULD STEVEN YOU KNOW- just inspired work Steven-- SAS SC 060 Page 161/257
  30. Scene 22 Duration 20:00 Panel 6 Duration 01:00 Dialog Just

    keep it up steven SAS SC 060 Page 162/257
  31. Scene 22 Duration 20:00 Panel 7 Duration 01:00 Dialog keep

    it up up up steven SAS SC 060 Page 163/257
  32. Scene 22 Duration 20:00 Panel 8 Duration 01:00 Dialog I

    see bright things in your future Steven SAS SC 060 Page 164/257
  33. Scene 22 Duration 20:00 Panel 11 Duration 01:00 Dialog oh

    jeez well that sure was nice of him to say SAS SC 060 Page 167/257
  34. Scene 22 Duration 20:00 Panel 14 Duration 01:00 Dialog Hey

    Steve I got a question uh SAS SC 060 Page 170/257
  35. Scene 22 Duration 20:00 Panel 20 Duration 01:00 Dialog do

    you uh know what we do here? SAS SC 060 Page 176/257
  36. Scene 23 Duration 03:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog oh

    yeah of course I know we're data combobulators SAS SC 060 Page 177/257
  37. Scene 23 Duration 03:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog or

    data convogulators something with data SAS SC 060 Page 178/257
  38. Scene 24 Duration 01:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog you're

    gonna fire Steve and Steven SAS SC 060 Page 180/257
  39. Scene 25 Duration 21:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog My

    Boys Steve and Steven - you SAS SC 060 Page 183/257
  40. Scene 25 Duration 21:00 Panel 21 Duration 01:00 Dialog please

    not Steve and Steven SAS SC 060 Page 201/257
  41. Scene 26 Duration 02:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog uh

    I mean we - we gotta SAS SC 060 Page 202/257
  42. Scene 28 Duration 05:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog their

    terrible, their reports are garbage SAS SC 060 Page 206/257
  43. Scene 28 Duration 05:00 Panel 2 Duration 01:00 Dialog we

    just don't see the appeal of Steve and Steven SAS SC 060 Page 207/257
  44. Scene 28 Duration 05:00 Panel 3 Duration 01:00 Dialog We're

    Todd and Tim and we know good workers and they are not Steve and Steven- unless they did something that really knocked us out of our seats - SAS SC 060 Page 208/257
  45. Scene 28 Duration 05:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog yeah

    unless they did something that really knocked us out of our seats SAS SC 060 Page 209/257
  46. Scene 43 Duration 15:00 Panel 1 Duration 01:00 Dialog OH

    MY GOSH STEVEN YOU SAVED OUR LIVES SAS SC 060 Page 243/257
  47. Scene 43 Duration 15:00 Panel 4 Duration 01:00 Dialog and

    we were just about to brutally fire you SAS SC 060 Page 246/257
  48. Scene 43 Duration 15:00 Panel 5 Duration 01:00 Dialog I

    mean just brutally fire you, termination SAS SC 060 Page 247/257