Kod.io Linz closing notes

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1. ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END IT’S (ALMOST) A

   WRAP

2. I WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE THIS TALK IN A SNOW

   WHITE COSTUME.

3. SCHAU MA MAL

4. 89 DAYS

5. UĞUR ÖZYILMAZEL PROJECT DATE CLIENT 1.3. HARDEST WORKING MAN IN

   CONFERENCE ORGANISING

6. THE UNOFFICIAL MAYOR OF LINZ

7. “Kod.io Linz is a 1-day, 2 track conference on the

   joy of programming. We’re trying to bridge the gap between different programming languages where art and hardware come together: Ars Electronica.” - our hippie-esque theme

8. 300 TICKETS SOLD SPECIAL TICKETS ARE SPECIAL

9. NUMBER OF SKYPE CALLS: 44 ON MY SIDE

10. NUMBER OF FAILED SKYPE CALLS: 10

11. NUMBER OF GOOGLE HANGOUT'S: 1

12. NUMBER OF MESSAGE SERVICES USED: 5

13. NUMBER OF EMAILS: 451 17 EMAILS A DAY. ON AVERAGE.

14. NUMBER OF EXCLAMATION MARKS IN UĞUR'S EMAILS DON’T EVEN GET

    ME STARTED SAME GOES FOR 'WAIT FOR IT'-S AND EMOTICONS

15. NUMBER OF COFFEES: 238

16. NUMBER OF TURKISH COFFEES: IN-NUMEROUS

17. NUMBER OF TIMES UĞUR ORDERED PRICKELND, WHILE ALL HE WANTED

    WAS 'NORMAL WATER’… IN-NUMEROUS

18. NUMBER OF DELAYS: 6 OUT OF 17

19. NUMBER OF EXTREME DELAYS: 2

20. NUMBER OF LOST LUGGAGE: 2

21. NUMBER OF THEN-FOUND-AGAIN LUGGAGE: 0

22. NUMBER OF HOSPITAL RUNS: 1

23. NUMBER OF HOURS SLEPT: FEW Z Z Z Z Z

    Z Z Z Z Z

24. WHAT OTHERS THINK I DID

25. WHAT I THINK I DID

26. WHAT I ACTUALLY DID MINUS THE HEELS

27. HOW I 'FEEL' WE TALKED ABOUT BUYING CURSED.IO TURNS OUT

    THAT DOMAIN IS ALREADY TAKEN

28. AUSTRIANSTARTUPS.COM SESSIONS NDA’S CREATED: 467

29. FEEDBACK IS APPRECIATED: SOCIAL@KOD.IO

30. COULD MY CRAZY-AWESOME CO-ORGANIZER JOIN ME UP HERE?

31. COULD THE TEAM JOIN ME ON STAGE?

32. COULD THE SPEAKERS JOIN ME ON STAGE?

33. THANK YOU!

34. THANK YOU 
 ARS ELECTRONICA CONFERENCE BADGE == FREE ENTRANCE

    TOMORROW

35. AND NOW OFF YOU GO! GET YOUR TWO COUPONS AT

    THE REGISTRATION UPON SHOWING YOUR BADGE