Everything about devops from metal

Slides for an ignite talk at DevopsDays Atlanta 2016

Transcript

1. EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO
   KNOW ABOUT DEVOPS I
   LEARNED FROM METAL
   ("what not do to when a bird shits on you")
   

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2. –Raining Blood (Slayer)
   “Do dee doo do dee do do dee doooo
   Do dee doo do dee do do dee doooo”
   

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3. –Over The Wall (Testament)
   “My sanity is all but gone
   My patience is growing very weak
   I need to get a hold of myself
   I stare at the wall”
   

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4. –Holy Diver (Dio)
   “Ride the tiger
   You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
   Oh don't you see what I mean”
   

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5. –Crushed (Parkway Drive)
   “Brothers, my brothers
   Is this all that we are
   Sisters, my sisters
   We’ve been
   crushed by the fists of god”
   

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6. –Black No. 1 (Type O Negative)
   “I went looking for trouble”
   

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7. –Peace Sells (Megadeth)
   “If there's a new way,
   I'll be the first in line.
   But, it better work this time.”
   

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8. –Paranoid (Black Sabbath)
   “I need someone to show me the things in life
   that I can't find”
   

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9. - Twist (Korn)
   “”
   

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10. – Walk (Pantera)
    “Can't you see I'm easily bothered by
    persistence”
    

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11. –Pull Me Under (Dream Theater)
    “Lost in the sky
    Clouds roll by
    and I roll with them”
    

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12. –Blackend (Metallica)
    “Termination
    expiration
    cancellation.”
    

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13. –Karate (BABYMETAL)
    “Hitasura seiya soiya tatakau-nda
    kobushi o motto kokoro o motto
    zenbu zenbu togisumashite.”
    

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14. –Monsters Ball (Butcher Babies)
    “Hey you there in the neo-thrash prog math
    whatever metal shirt
    and cut off jeans trying to sneak away don't
    leave yet”
    

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15. –Sober (Tool)
    “I will only complicate you.
    Trust in me and fall as well.”
    

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16. – Aces High (Iron Maiden)
    “Running, scrambling, flying
    Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
    Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die”
    

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17. –Deceiver (Judas Priest)
    “All is lost, doomed and tossed, at what cost
    forever”
    

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18. –Revolution Calling (Queensrÿche)
    “There's a growing feeling
    That taking a chance on a new kind of vision is
    due”
    

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19. –Caught in a Mosh (Anthrax)
    “Can't stand it for another day
    I ain't gonna live my life this way
    Cold sweat, my fists are clenching
    Stomp, stomp, stomp, the idiot convention”
    

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20. – I'm With Stupid (Static-X)
    “He's a loser
    He's a loser, she said”
    

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