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John Vincent
April 27, 2016
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Everything about devops from metal
Slides for an ignite talk at DevopsDays Atlanta 2016
John Vincent
April 27, 2016
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EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT DEVOPS I LEARNED FROM
METAL ("what not do to when a bird shits on you")
–Raining Blood (Slayer) “Do dee doo do dee do do
dee doooo Do dee doo do dee do do dee doooo”
–Over The Wall (Testament) “My sanity is all but gone
My patience is growing very weak I need to get a hold of myself I stare at the wall”
–Holy Diver (Dio) “Ride the tiger You can see his
stripes but you know he's clean Oh don't you see what I mean”
–Crushed (Parkway Drive) “Brothers, my brothers Is this all that
we are Sisters, my sisters We’ve been crushed by the fists of god”
–Black No. 1 (Type O Negative) “I went looking for
trouble”
–Peace Sells (Megadeth) “If there's a new way, I'll be
the first in line. But, it better work this time.”
–Paranoid (Black Sabbath) “I need someone to show me the
things in life that I can't find”
- Twist (Korn) “<unintelligible gibberish>”
– Walk (Pantera) “Can't you see I'm easily bothered by
persistence”
–Pull Me Under (Dream Theater) “Lost in the sky Clouds
roll by and I roll with them”
–Blackend (Metallica) “Termination expiration cancellation.”
–Karate (BABYMETAL) “Hitasura seiya soiya tatakau-nda kobushi o motto kokoro
o motto zenbu zenbu togisumashite.”
–Monsters Ball (Butcher Babies) “Hey you there in the neo-thrash
prog math whatever metal shirt and cut off jeans trying to sneak away don't leave yet”
–Sober (Tool) “I will only complicate you. Trust in me
and fall as well.”
– Aces High (Iron Maiden) “Running, scrambling, flying Rolling, turning,
diving, going in again Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die”
–Deceiver (Judas Priest) “All is lost, doomed and tossed, at
what cost forever”
–Revolution Calling (Queensrÿche) “There's a growing feeling That taking a
chance on a new kind of vision is due”
–Caught in a Mosh (Anthrax) “Can't stand it for another
day I ain't gonna live my life this way Cold sweat, my fists are clenching Stomp, stomp, stomp, the idiot convention”
– I'm With Stupid (Static-X) “He's a loser He's a
loser, she said”