Everything about devops from metal

Slides for an ignite talk at DevopsDays Atlanta 2016

Transcript

1. EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT DEVOPS I LEARNED FROM METAL ("what not do to when a bird shits on you")
2. –Raining Blood (Slayer) “Do dee doo do dee do do dee doooo Do dee doo do dee do do dee doooo”
3. –Over The Wall (Testament) “My sanity is all but gone My patience is growing very weak I need to get a hold of myself I stare at the wall”
4. –Holy Diver (Dio) “Ride the tiger You can see his stripes but you know he's clean Oh don't you see what I mean”
5. –Crushed (Parkway Drive) “Brothers, my brothers Is this all that we are Sisters, my sisters We’ve been crushed by the fists of god”
6. –Black No. 1 (Type O Negative) “I went looking for trouble”
7. –Peace Sells (Megadeth) “If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line. But, it better work this time.”
8. –Paranoid (Black Sabbath) “I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find”
9. - Twist (Korn) “<unintelligible gibberish>”
10. – Walk (Pantera) “Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence”
11. –Pull Me Under (Dream Theater) “Lost in the sky Clouds roll by and I roll with them”
12. –Blackend (Metallica) “Termination expiration cancellation.”
13. –Karate (BABYMETAL) “Hitasura seiya soiya tatakau-nda kobushi o motto kokoro o motto zenbu zenbu togisumashite.”
14. –Monsters Ball (Butcher Babies) “Hey you there in the neo-thrash prog math whatever metal shirt and cut off jeans trying to sneak away don't leave yet”
15. –Sober (Tool) “I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.”
16. – Aces High (Iron Maiden) “Running, scrambling, flying Rolling, turning, diving, going in again Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die”
17. –Deceiver (Judas Priest) “All is lost, doomed and tossed, at what cost forever”
18. –Revolution Calling (Queensrÿche) “There's a growing feeling That taking a chance on a new kind of vision is due”
19. –Caught in a Mosh (Anthrax) “Can't stand it for another day I ain't gonna live my life this way Cold sweat, my fists are clenching Stomp, stomp, stomp, the idiot convention”
20. – I'm With Stupid (Static-X) “He's a loser He's a loser, she said”