Lifeguard at Dead Sea

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1. Lifeguard at Dead Sea http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/es/ #lifeguard
2. P A R E N T A L NO TECH AHEAD* *Actually, IT may contain some traces #lifeguard
3. Pedro González Serrano (aka NITEMAN) Performance and process consultant Sysadmin +12 years working with Drupal @NITEMAN_es http://niteman.es #lifeguard
4. Ladies and gentlemen... I guess that takes in most of you #lifeguard
5. #lifeguard Lifeguard? I’d rather prefer to be a lifeguard than a firefighter
6. #lifeguard
7. #lifeguard at Dead Sea? It seems like a serene and easy place for that job
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9. #lifeguard Oops! Swimming is technically possible but may be practically impossible
10. #lifeguard I should never have left Tatooine Fuck my life
11. #lifeguard Who’s who in this talk? Lifeguards -> Your DevOps team Ocean/Sea/River/Lake/Pool/Bath -> Websites/Webapps Bathers -> Developers
12. #lifeguard If we were rich... …we might built our own paradise on earth
13. #lifeguard Chase the blue flag At least we’ll do our best
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15. #lifeguard As a lifeguard, I can enforce: Everything: Under version control Documented Monitored
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17. #lifeguard As bather you can make lifeguard’s job easier 0 warnings policy No hacks Up to date... ¿PHP 5.3?
18. #lifeguard Get shit done! Really, I know it isn’t sexy...
19. #lifeguard Get shit done! (NOW)
20. #lifeguard Moby Dick, Nessie, sirens, mythical creatures and fantastic beasts
21. #lifeguard Load testing
22. #lifeguard Good practices (12 factor, architecture design, ...)
23. #lifeguard Let’s back to reality Sometimes a sad place to live in
24. #lifeguard Complexity Every project starts as an inflatable pool but it might turn whitewater anytime
25. #lifeguard Be ready for the expected Waves Jellyfish tides Corsairs will show sooner or later You will make mistakes Others will make mistakes
26. #lifeguard Expect the unexpected Oil spills Tsunamis
27. #lifeguard Memories Something to take away
28. #lifeguard We're all grown up
29. #lifeguard Off duty
30. #lifeguard Logs and debugging
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32. #lifeguard Questions? (Related or not)
33. So long and thanks for all the fish! http://bit.ly/NITEMAN-lifeguard #lifeguard
34. #lifeguard Image attribution [Flip Flops]: https://flic.kr/p/938cfr [Groucho]: https://flic.kr/p/5Ky9Xq [Lifeguard]: https://flic.kr/p/ck1Qx3 [Float]: https://flic.kr/p/4JsxPf [Storm Trooper LG]: https://flic.kr/p/d7476m [Universe]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_universe.jpg [Beach red flag]: https://flic.kr/p/6dofVm [Beach dirty]: https://flic.kr/p/WrEUBL [Sand dirty]: https://flic.kr/p/bxkTec [Lifeguard cleaning]: https://flic.kr/p/dXyGn2 [Whale tail]: @pcambra [Pool&toy]: https://flic.kr/p/ozzB1d [Sand castle]: https://flic.kr/p/hzxwn [Beach&storm]: https://flic.kr/p/Uv1j1z [Whitewater]: https://flic.kr/p/RsNKwn [Surfer]: https://flic.kr/p/fmGfVp [Sumo]: @pcambra [Helicopter]: https://flic.kr/p/xiRNDU [Off duty]: https://flic.kr/p/9RM3oj [Beach&Log]: https://flic.kr/p/YxRKrT [Graffiti]: https://flic.kr/p/nBQ7is [Sunset]: @pcambra [Old men]: https://flic.kr/p/WAPBmS