Three Pigs Noir Scene 2: Murder of Straw

A film noir twist on the three little pigs, we follow Detective Wolfie who was hired by Mrs. Hamilton to investigate the murder of her youngest son, Strawbert.

This is act two of a five-act storyboard written and boarded by S.Q.U.A.D. (Story Quests & Unauthorized Adventures in Drawing), a group of story artist dedicated to growing as story artists together.

Transcript

10. Dialog Sensual Voice OS: Something on your mind, Wolfie?
17. Dialog Chicken: It's been forever. You look like pulled pork --
18. Dialog Chicken: It's been forever. You look like pulled pork --
19. Dialog Chicken: *gasp
26. Dialog WOLFIE: GAAHHHHHH!
27. Dialog SFX: Crash Crack
28. Dialog SFX: Crash Crack
29. Dialog SFX: Wolfie panting
30. Dialog Wolfie: Grrrrrr
33. Dialog Wolfie: Damn pigs...
34. Dialog Wolfie: Damn pigs...
36. Dialog Chicken: *Muffled Voice
37. Dialog Chicken: Wolfie...
38. Dialog Chicken: Wolfie... you ok baby?
40. Dialog Wolfie: Lay-La?
41. Dialog Lay-La: Oh Wolfie.
42. Dialog Lay-la: Why don't come back to the coop with me Wolife?
43. Dialog Wolfie: Not tonight Lay-la. I have a case.
44. Dialog Wolfie: Not tonight Lay-la. I have a case.
45. Dialog Wolfie: Not tonight Lay-la. I have a case.
46. Dialog Wolfie: Not tonight Lay-la. I have a case.
47. Dialog Lay-La: I'll get you in. It wont be like last time. You'll sober up...
48. Dialog Wolfie: I have to get the whole picture on something. That's all.
49. Dialog Wolfie: Ill see you later Lay-la
50. Dialog Wolfie: Ill see you later Lay-la
51. Dialog Wolfie: Ill see you later Lay-la
52. Dialog Wolfie: Ill see you later Lay-la
62. Dialog Wolfie: Strawbert's loft... what a pity.
66. Dialog Wolfie: Fangface?
67. Dialog Wolfie: *snarls
68. Dialog Wolfie: Don't call me that!
70. Dialog Mama Wolf (hallucination):: Honey, youre a wolf in a pig's world. Dont show hostility but you
72. Dialog Wolfie: Yes, Mama.
73. Dialog Wolfie: *deep inhale
74. Dialog Wolfie: *sigh
75. Dialog Wolfie: It's Detective Wolf PI to you.
76. Dialog Wolfie: I was hired by Mrs Hamilton on this investigation.
79. Dialog Officer Pig #1: I dont trust Fangface here. He look suspicious.
80. Dialog Officer Pig #1: But Mrs Hamilton is the boss so we gotta let him through.
81. Dialog Officer Pig #2: I dont care if it was the Mrs Hamilton or the captain who let him on! I want him
82. Dialog Officer Pig 1 & 2: Hey! Whoa.
83. Dialog Wolfie: Hmmmm
84. Dialog Wolfie: Mr Strawbert...
85. Dialog Wolfie: ...has been...
86. Dialog Wolfie: ... pork-chopped.
91. Dialog SFX: Sniffs
92. Dialog Wolfie: Mmmm! Just like mama use to make!
94. Dialog Mama Wolf (hallucination): SNAP OUT OF IT!
97. Dialog Wolfie: Ma?!
98. Dialog Mama Wolf (hallucination): You need to CHILL. Those cops can't see you drooling over evidence!
99. Dialog Mama Wolf (hallucination): Now show those HOGS how to do their jobs!
101. Dialog Wolfie: Yes, mama.
103. Dialog Officer Pig #1: You ok, Fangface?
104. Dialog Officer Pig #1: You ok, Fangface?
105. Dialog Officer Pig #1: You ok, Fangface?
106. Dialog Wolfie: It's BB Wolf PI, not Fang-Face! Let me do my job!
109. Dialog SFX: Sniffs
112. Dialog Wolfie: There is more to this smell than it seems...
117. Dialog SFX: sniffing intensely
118. Dialog SFX: sniffing intensely
119. Dialog SFX: sniffing intensely
120. Dialog SFX: sniffing intensely
122. Dialog Officer Pig #1: We have already thoroughly wallowed through the crime scene. Nothing in there,
123. Dialog Wolfie: I told you not to call me Fangface!
124. Dialog
125. Dialog Wolfie: Huh? Whats that.
130. Dialog Wolfie: No no no no...
131. Dialog Wolfie: I would never...
132. Dialog Wolfie: ... but maybe
137. Dialog Wolfie: It can't be me. I was at the office all night.
138. Dialog Wolfie: I would never huff and puff and blow Strawbert's house down.
139. Dialog Wolfie: Whoever killed Strawbert has a very peculiar scent.
142. Dialog Wolfie: The scent is only a few hours old. They still must be in the city.
143. Dialog
145. Dialog SFX: munching
146. Dialog Officer Pig #1: What if the wolf DID it? How convenient he'd come back to the scene of the crime
147. Dialog SFX: munching
148. Dialog SFX: munching
149. Dialog SFX: munching
150. Dialog SFX: munching
151. Dialog SFX: munching
152. Dialog SFX: munching
153. Dialog Officer Pig #1: Hey where do you think you're going.
154. Dialog Wolfie: To find who killed Strawbert.
155. Dialog Wolfie: To find who killed Strawbert.
157. Dialog Wolfie: (under his breath) I have to be sure I didnt do this.