Bohemian Scrum Is this the real space? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a conf’rence can't connect to reality ? Open your heart! Stop looking at slides but see: You have authority, can use complexity ‘Cause I'm CSM CSP(O) CST CSC All Certification doesn't really matter to me, to me
Sympathy for the scrum Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of change and haste Been around for a long, long years Stolen many projects soul and faith Was 'round when Ken and Jeff Had their struggles with value and pace Made damn sure that PMI Washed their hands and sealed their fate Pleased to meet you Hope you guess my name But what's challenging you Is the nature of my game E D A E B E
We will scrum you Scrum you're a game make a big noise playing with projects Gonna be a big fad some day Code on your face, boss’s disgrace Testing your bugs all over the place We will we will scrum you
Imagine Imagine there is no agile It’s easy if you try authority supporting us Above us only why Imagine all ressources Waiting to be told You may say I'm a manager But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one C/F C/F C/F F G C E F Am Dm F G C G C
You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try today You might find You get what you need! You can't always get what you want C F C F C F D F C
Living Scrum in a Wider World Scrum what a wonderful word… Touch. Visual. Auditory. Change Perspective Now: Overcome the gap! Living Scrum in a wider world. The Space is wide open. Move outside! You’re welcome. Open Space Theme
9:00 – 10:30 Opening the Space 10:30 – 11:00 Break 11:00 – 11:45 Open Space Session I 11:45 - 12:30 Open Space Session II 12:30 – 13:30 Lunch 13:30 – 14:15 Open Space Session III 14:20 - 15:00 Open Space Closing 15:00 – 15:30 Break AGENDA
OPEN SPACE If at any time during our time together you find yourself in any situation where you are neither learning nor contributing, use your two feet, go to some place else.
Everybody needs value Everybody needs value to share Value to sell Value to spread I need you, you, you I need you, you, you I need you, you, you in the morning I need you, you, you when my value’s on fire Everybody needs some value E A D A