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Peterson H Muldoon
April 25, 2023
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2nd Chances
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April 25, 2023
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Transcript
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F: Pfft-
F: -What now?-
M: Ssshhhhh…
M: Ssshhhhh…
M: sshhhhh…
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M: A small army passed the golden bridge a fort
night ago, heading this way.
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F: (gasp)
M: …Mother’s leading them, isn’t she?
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F: You Can’t Tell Them-
M: SHHHHH!!
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M: My servants planted an extra carriage in the stable’s
tonight.
F: -W-What?
M: I can get you to it!
M: We just need to silence the guards and get
their keys.
M: Then we can get you to Mother.
F: You want to…help!?
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M: I know I’ve made mistakes, but you gotta believe
me that I want to make up for it.
F: …
F: …Are you serious right now?
M: I-I,
M: Yes I’m serious-
F: You want to save me?!
F: You Actually want to save me?!-
M: SSSHHHHHHHH!
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M: Are you Insane!
M: I’m trying to-
F: I don’t want you to save Me!
M: This isn’t the time!
M: Don’t you want to get out of here-
F: I don’t want to give You the Satisfaction!
M: Satisfaction?!
M: Look, I’m actually trying here!
M: Trying to help!
M: At least give me a chance!
F: Give you…a chance?
M: …
F: (heavy breathing)
M: …I-
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F: MOTHER Gave you a Chance!
F: GUINEVERE Gave you a Chance!
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F: …
F: I gave you a chance.
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M: …But I’m here now, ready to do something.
M: Something right.
F: Yeah, and you’re still failing at it!
F: You still think you’re the knight in shining armor,
but you aren’t!
M: I don’t think I’m anything!
M: I know I messed up,
M: But I’m here to do this!
F: You still have no idea what you put me
through, do you?
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F: For the last month…every night…
F: What I see before I sleep…
F: Is you! Pleading for our help!
F: And I’m right there,
F: Next to her…
F: Ready to do whatever I can.
F: Ready to actually forgive you for the Terrible-
F: -TERRIBLE things you’ve done.
F: …And then…
F: …You pull that trigger.
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F: And the results of that day,
F: Just keep pilling up.
F: …
F: All because I was dumb enough…
F: To actually give you a chance…
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F: …Do me a favor, Madera,
F: And leave me alone.
F: …
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