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Peterson H Muldoon
October 24, 2025
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My Jellybean
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October 24, 2025
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DOG: Woof! Woof!
DOG: *panting*
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JUDGES: Awww-
JUDGES: -awww…
JUDGES: And where’s your pet?
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LYLA: This is my pet.
LYLA: His name is Jellybean.
LYLA: Say hello, Jelly.
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LYLA: He’s a bit shy in crowds.
LYLA: But he always loves meeting new people.
LYLA: Everyday after school, I take him for walks,-
LYLA: and potty,-
LYLA: -and I brush his teeth twice a day.
LYLA: I take good care of him-
LYLA: -cause he’s my fuzzy little teddy bear. Yes you
are. Yes you are.
LYLA: Sooo, who wants to rub his belly?
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LYLA: Uh…hello?…Ummmm
OTHER KIDS: *snickering*
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OTHER KIDS: *mocking laughter*
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JELLYBEAN: *roar*
OTHER KIDS: *scream*
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