One of the most important lessons learned in distributed computing and concurrency is that shared mutable data is a bad idea. What is the purpose of a network file system? – to provide a shared mutable data space. There are many other problems with the NFS model at cloud scale. NFS remains popular because its killer feature is access to large data sets, by network-unaware applications, without having to first copy them. Using existing file systems, OverlayFS, and NVMe-Over-Fabrics, we propose a new approach to achieve blazing-fast, highly scalable, and consistent access to dynamic data sets. We solicit contributors.