Computer Science Specialized in Operating Systems, Concurrent Systems University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, B.S. University of Wisconsin–Madison, M.S. (Michael Swift) • June, 2010: Moved to Estonia, joined Skype Developed infrastructure for Skype-to-Skype and Skype-to-PSTN call signaling. Participated in migrating Skype’s support infrastructure to the cloud. • April, 2015: Joined Twilio as a Tech Lead
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Wake up. (A beautiful new day!) 2. Turn oﬀ alarm. (Boy I’m hungry!) 3. Proceed to bathroom. (Ah come on…!) 4. Brush teeth. (So. Hungry.) 5. Take shower. (This is stupid.) 6. Get dressed. (Is soap edible?) 7. Proceed to kitchen. (Oh thank god.) 8. Eat something. (!!!) 9. Walk out front door. (Hmm, brush teeth again?)
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