learned a lot and I'll never forget all the things you taught me. Thank you for everything CompanyM just offered me 3 times the pay I'm getting! Some resignations are unavoidable.
deploy it on Monday? We need it EOD today. Let me know when this is done. Tnx Urgent, please deploy MagicApp's new search function. Tnx Friday, 12:04PM Friday madness Based on actual events in the industry
Friday, 7:43PM We don't have enough unit test coverage yet. Can we deploy it on Monday? We need it EOD today. Let me know when this is done. Tnx Urgent, please deploy MagicApp's new search function. Tnx Friday madness Based on actual events in the industry
Friday madness Are you done with the new discount feature and PayPal integration? Next Friday Sorry, we had to rush the search feature last week, our team didn't have time to finish those this week. Friday, 7:43PM Based on actual events in the industry
the new discount feature and PayPal integration? Next Friday Sorry, we had to rush the search feature last week, our team didn't have time to finish those this week. Please get the team on overtime today. We need those features ASAP. Based on actual events in the industry
and PayPal integration? Sorry, we had to rush the search feature last week, our team didn't have time to finish those this week. Please get the team on overtime today. We need those features ASAP. Based on actual events in the industry
been prevented. I feel like I'm not growing enough and not learning anything. Our culture is no culture. People who really care about beautiful code are few and far between at (redacted). What made you quit your last job?
not growing enough and not learning anything. 8 months in and we STILL don't have automated tests!! I haven't heard from my boss in 2 weeks. We work in the same office. What made you quit your last job? Some resignations could have been prevented.
showing in cinemas! I fixed up your prototype so it now doesn't crash if you have more than 2 people using it The pioneer The settler We'll launch ShowTickets.com for Singapore & Hong Kong soon! ✈ The town planner Pioneer vs. Settler vs. Town Planner The three roles work hand-in-hand in building great products.
are productive. I just made a website that shows all the movies showing in cinemas! I fixed up your prototype so it now doesn't crash if you have more than 2 people using it The pioneer The settler We'll launch ShowTickets.com for Singapore & Hong Kong soon! ✈ The town planner Pioneer vs. Settler vs. Town Planner The three roles work hand-in-hand in building great products. Works great in starting new, big features. Works great in continuing features, being productive with little features. The pioneer The settler The town planner
difficult. How do you deploy to production? You need to get the SSH key from Jason Then use Capistrano to deploy it to AWS. But first you need to make sure your config env vars are up to date. Check with Pete first If Jason's not around, ask Vic But if you need to deploy now, wait because Rico's working on the DB Now talking on Slack #general
a build in one step? 3. Do you make daily builds? 4. Do you have a bug database? 5. Do you fix bugs before writing new code? 6. Do you have an up-to-date schedule? 7. Do you have a spec? 8. Do programmers have quiet working conditions? 9. Do you use the best tools money can buy? 10. Do you have testers? 11. Do new candidates write code during their interview? 12. Do you do hallway usability testing? Joel Spolsky's "The Joel Test" See: joelonsoftware.com Simple checklist of a modern development workplace
you make a build in one step? 3. Do you make daily builds? 4. Do you have a bug database? 5. Do you fix bugs before writing new code? 6. Do you have an up-to-date schedule? 7. Do you have a spec? 8. Do programmers have quiet working conditions? 9. Do you use the best tools money can buy? 10. Do you have testers? 11. Do new candidates write code during their interview? 12. Do you do hallway usability testing? Joel Spolsky's "The Joel Test" Git CI Deployment CI Testing Trello (or similar) Sprint planning Sprint schedules Documentation Workspace mgmt. Laptops & good wifi QA Hiring processes QA Simple checklist of a modern development workplace