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Business Trip

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August 04, 2025
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Transcript

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  11. FATHER: Excited to see your Aunt?

  12. FATHER: Excited to see your Aunt?

  13. FATHER: Excited to see your Aunt?

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  15. DAUGHTER: Yup! She always lets me have ice cream.

  16. DAUGHTER: Yup! She always lets me have ice cream.

  17. DAUGHTER: Yup! She always lets me have ice cream.

  18. FATHER: Oh, yeah?

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  20. DAUGHTER: Hmm.

  21. DAUGHTER: Hmm.

  22. FATHER: Well, if you keep eating ice cream everyday

  23. FATHER: Well, if you keep eating ice cream everyday

  24. FATHER: your teeth are gonna pack up and leave.

  25. FATHER: your teeth are gonna pack up and leave.

  26. DAUGHTER: Daaaaad, stop!

  27. DAUGHTER: Daaaaad, stop!

  28. FATHER: Alright, alright.

  29. FATHER: Alright, alright.

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  36. DAUGHTER: What's wrong?

  37. DAUGHTER: What's wrong?

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  39. FATHER: Nothing.

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  41. FATHER: Race you to the steps!

  42. FATHER: Race you to the steps!

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  55. *knocks*

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  60. DAUGHTER: Auntie!

  61. AUNT: (Chuckles) Abigail!

  62. AUNT: (Chuckles) Abigail!

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  70. DAUGHTER: Wait-

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  73. DAUGHTER: are we staying over?!

  74. DAUGHTER: are we staying over?!

  75. DAUGHTER: are we staying over?!

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  77. *sigh*

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  80. FATHER: You are.

  81. FATHER: I have to go on a little...

  82. FATHER: business trip.

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  84. FATHER: For a few months.

  85. FATHER: For a few months.

  86. FATHER: So Auntie's gonna look after you for a bit.

  87. FATHER: So Auntie's gonna look after you for a bit.

  88. FATHER: So Auntie's gonna look after you for a bit.

  89. AUNT: *scoffs*

  90. AUNT: "Business trip," huh.

  91. AUNT: That what we're calling it now?

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  93. DAUGHTER: What?

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  96. DAUGHTER: No, Daddy...

  97. DAUGHTER: No, Daddy...

  98. DAUGHTER: ... can't I come too?

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  100. FATHER: *sighs*

  101. FATHER: Not this time, Honey.

  102. FATHER: But I'll be back before you know it, promise.

  103. FATHER: But I'll be back before you know it, promise.

  104. FATHER: But I'll be back before you know it, promise.

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  106. AUNT: Come on now.

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  109. AUNT: We don't want your Dad to be late for

    his...

  110. AUNT: ..."trip".

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  114. D: DADDY!

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  119. D: Come back!

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  131. AUNT: ABIGAIL! STOP!

  132. AUNT: ABIGAIL! STOP!

  133. AUNT: ABIGAIL! STOP!

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  136. (car honk)

  137. DRIVER: Hey! Watch it!

  138. DAUGHTER: Dad! Wait!

  139. DAUGHTER: Dad! Wait!

  140. DAUGHTER: Dad! Wait!

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  142. FATHER: Abig--

  143. (car honk)

  144. (car honk)

  145. (car honk)

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  148. FATHER: Are you crazy!?

  149. FATHER: Are you crazy!?

  150. FATHER: You could have gotten yourself killed!

  151. FATHER: You could have gotten yourself killed!

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  153. DAUGHTER: I...

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  159. FATHER: (softly) Please...

  160. FATHER: (softly) Please...

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  167. DAUGHTER: Here! Take Teddy.

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  169. FATHER: *whisper* wha-? DAUGHTER: So you won't be lonely.

  170. DAUGHTER: So you won't be lonely.

  171. FATHER: But... what about you?

  172. FATHER: But... what about you?

  173. DAUGHTER: I've got Auntie. You need him more right now.

  174. DAUGHTER: I've got Auntie. You need him more right now.

  175. DAUGHTER: I've got Auntie. You need him more right now.

  176. DAUGHTER: I've got Auntie. You need him more right now.

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  181. FATHER: Okay... how about this?

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  183. FATHER: I'll take care of Teddy,

  184. FATHER: if you promise to watch my umbrella until I

    get back.

  185. FATHER: Deal?

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  188. DAUGHTER: Deal!

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  194. DAUGHTER: I'll see you soon Daddy.

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  219. FATHER: I love you too.

  220. FATHER: I love you too.

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