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Rylie
August 04, 2025
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Rylie
August 04, 2025
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FATHER: Excited to see your Aunt?
FATHER: Excited to see your Aunt?
FATHER: Excited to see your Aunt?
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DAUGHTER: Yup! She always lets me have ice cream.
DAUGHTER: Yup! She always lets me have ice cream.
DAUGHTER: Yup! She always lets me have ice cream.
FATHER: Oh, yeah?
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DAUGHTER: Hmm.
DAUGHTER: Hmm.
FATHER: Well, if you keep eating ice cream everyday
FATHER: Well, if you keep eating ice cream everyday
FATHER: your teeth are gonna pack up and leave.
FATHER: your teeth are gonna pack up and leave.
DAUGHTER: Daaaaad, stop!
DAUGHTER: Daaaaad, stop!
FATHER: Alright, alright.
FATHER: Alright, alright.
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DAUGHTER: What's wrong?
DAUGHTER: What's wrong?
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FATHER: Nothing.
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FATHER: Race you to the steps!
FATHER: Race you to the steps!
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*knocks*
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DAUGHTER: Auntie!
AUNT: (Chuckles) Abigail!
AUNT: (Chuckles) Abigail!
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DAUGHTER: Wait-
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DAUGHTER: are we staying over?!
DAUGHTER: are we staying over?!
DAUGHTER: are we staying over?!
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*sigh*
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FATHER: You are.
FATHER: I have to go on a little...
FATHER: business trip.
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FATHER: For a few months.
FATHER: For a few months.
FATHER: So Auntie's gonna look after you for a bit.
FATHER: So Auntie's gonna look after you for a bit.
FATHER: So Auntie's gonna look after you for a bit.
AUNT: *scoffs*
AUNT: "Business trip," huh.
AUNT: That what we're calling it now?
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DAUGHTER: What?
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DAUGHTER: No, Daddy...
DAUGHTER: No, Daddy...
DAUGHTER: ... can't I come too?
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FATHER: *sighs*
FATHER: Not this time, Honey.
FATHER: But I'll be back before you know it, promise.
FATHER: But I'll be back before you know it, promise.
FATHER: But I'll be back before you know it, promise.
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AUNT: Come on now.
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AUNT: We don't want your Dad to be late for
his...
AUNT: ..."trip".
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D: DADDY!
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D: Come back!
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AUNT: ABIGAIL! STOP!
AUNT: ABIGAIL! STOP!
AUNT: ABIGAIL! STOP!
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(car honk)
DRIVER: Hey! Watch it!
DAUGHTER: Dad! Wait!
DAUGHTER: Dad! Wait!
DAUGHTER: Dad! Wait!
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FATHER: Abig--
(car honk)
(car honk)
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FATHER: Are you crazy!?
FATHER: Are you crazy!?
FATHER: You could have gotten yourself killed!
FATHER: You could have gotten yourself killed!
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DAUGHTER: I...
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FATHER: (softly) Please...
FATHER: (softly) Please...
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DAUGHTER: Here! Take Teddy.
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FATHER: *whisper* wha-? DAUGHTER: So you won't be lonely.
DAUGHTER: So you won't be lonely.
FATHER: But... what about you?
FATHER: But... what about you?
DAUGHTER: I've got Auntie. You need him more right now.
DAUGHTER: I've got Auntie. You need him more right now.
DAUGHTER: I've got Auntie. You need him more right now.
DAUGHTER: I've got Auntie. You need him more right now.
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FATHER: Okay... how about this?
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FATHER: I'll take care of Teddy,
FATHER: if you promise to watch my umbrella until I
get back.
FATHER: Deal?
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DAUGHTER: Deal!
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DAUGHTER: I'll see you soon Daddy.
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FATHER: I love you too.
FATHER: I love you too.
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