Archer 1004 storyboards

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1. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (singing softly) Twinkle twinkle, little star / How I wonder what you are
2. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (singing softly) Twinkle twinkle, little star / How I wonder what you are
3. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (singing softly) Twinkle twinkle, little star / How I wonder what you are
4. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (singing softly) Twinkle twinkle, little star / How I wonder what you are
5. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (singing softly) Twinkle twinkle, little star / How I wonder what you are
6. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (singing softly) Something something up so high / Something something burned alive--
7. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (singing softly) Something something up so high / Something something burned alive--
8. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (singing softly) Something something up so high / Something something burned alive--
9. Dialog ARCHER (THROUGH THE RADIO) (shouting) Godammit Cheryl, are you gonna shoot this goddamn thing or what?!
10. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) Well, it?s hard for me to make a decision without knowing what this ?or what? option is? Duh.
11. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) Well, it?s hard for me to make a decision without knowing what this ?or what? option is? Duh.
12. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) Well, it?s hard for me to make a decision without knowing what this ?or what? option is? Duh.
13. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) Well, it?s hard for me to make a decision without knowing what this ?or what? option is? Duh.
14. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) Well, it?s hard for me to make a decision without knowing what this ?or what? option is? Duh.
15. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) Well, it?s hard for me to make a decision without knowing what this ?or what? option is? Duh.
16. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) Well, it?s hard for me to make a decision without knowing what this ?or what? option is? Duh.
17. Dialog ARCHER (PRE-LAP) (O.S.) (shouting over the guns) For God?s sake, Lana, do you literally want to become lunch?
18. Dialog ARCHER (PRE-LAP) (O.S.) (shouting over the guns) For God?s sake, Lana, do you literally want to become lunch?
19. Dialog ARCHER (PRE-LAP) (O.S.) (shouting over the guns) For God?s sake, Lana, do you literally want to become lunch?
20. Dialog ARCHER (PRE-LAP) (O.S.) (shouting over the guns) For God?s sake, Lana, do you literally want to become lunch?
21. Dialog ARCHER (PRE-LAP) (O.S.) (shouting over the guns) For God?s sake, Lana, do you literally want to become lunch?
22. Dialog ARCHER (PRE-LAP) (O.S.) (shouting over the guns) For God?s sake, Lana, do you literally want to become lunch?
23. Dialog ARCHER (PRE-LAP) (O.S.) (shouting over the guns) For God?s sake, Lana, do you literally want to become lunch?
24. Dialog ARCHER (PRE-LAP) (O.S.) (shouting over the guns) For God?s sake, Lana, do you literally want to become lunch?
25. Dialog ARCHER (PRE-LAP) (O.S.) (shouting over the guns) For God?s sake, Lana, do you literally want to become lunch?
26. Dialog ARCHER (PRE-LAP) (O.S.) (shouting over the guns) For God?s sake, Lana, do you literally want to become lunch?
27. Dialog ARCHER (PRE-LAP) (O.S.) (shouting over the guns) For God?s sake, Lana, do you literally want to become lunch?
28. Dialog ARCHER (PRE-LAP) (O.S.) (shouting over the guns) For God?s sake, Lana, do you literally want to become lunch?
29. Dialog ARCHER The gas pedal is the one on the right!
30. Dialog ARCHER The gas pedal is the one on the right!
31. Dialog ARCHER The gas pedal is the one on the right!
32. Dialog ARCHER The gas pedal is the one on the right!
33. Dialog LANA I?m trying, I can?t get any power!
34. Dialog LANA I?m trying, I can?t get any power!
35. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (CONT'D) (shouting over the guns) Why are these guns so freaking loud?! My ears are on fiiiiiire!
36. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (CONT'D) (shouting over the guns) Why are these guns so freaking loud?! My ears are on fiiiiiire!
37. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (CONT'D) (shouting over the guns) Why are these guns so freaking loud?! My ears are on fiiiiiire!
38. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (CONT'D) (shouting over the guns) Why are these guns so freaking loud?! My ears are on fiiiiiire!
39. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (CONT'D) (shouting over the guns) Why are these guns so freaking loud?! My ears are on fiiiiiire!
40. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (CONT'D) (shouting over the guns) Why are these guns so freaking loud?! My ears are on fiiiiiire!
41. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (CONT'D) (shouting over the guns) Why are these guns so freaking loud?! My ears are on fiiiiiire!
42. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (CONT'D) (shouting over the guns) Why are these guns so freaking loud?! My ears are on fiiiiiire!
43. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (CONT'D) (shouting over the guns) Why are these guns so freaking loud?! My ears are on fiiiiiire!
44. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (CONT'D) (shouting over the guns) Why are these guns so freaking loud?! My ears are on fiiiiiire!
45. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (CONT'D) (shouting over the guns) Why are these guns so freaking loud?! My ears are on fiiiiiire!
46. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (CONT'D) (shouting over the guns) Why are these guns so freaking loud?! My ears are on fiiiiiire!
47. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.) (CONT'D) (shouting over the guns) Why are these guns so freaking loud?! My ears are on fiiiiiire!
50. Dialog PAM Shoot him in the dick!
51. Dialog PAM Shoot him in the dick!
52. Dialog PAM Shoot him in the dick!
53. Dialog PAM Shoot him in the dick!
54. Dialog CYRIL Space-snails don?t have dicks!
55. Dialog CYRIL Space-snails don?t have dicks!
56. Dialog GILLETTE Technically they have both male and female reproductive organs so they can inseminate and be inseminated.
57. Dialog GILLETTE Technically they have both male and female reproductive organs so they can inseminate and be inseminated.
58. Dialog ARCHER Cyril?s been to those kinda parties!
59. Dialog PAM (O.S.) Space burn!
60. Dialog LANA Would you idiots mind focusing on the problem at hand please?!
61. Dialog LANA Would you idiots mind focusing on the problem at hand please?!
62. Dialog LANA Would you idiots mind focusing on the problem at hand please?!
63. Dialog LANA (CONT?D) (talking into the radio) Krieger! Why can?t I get any power from the boosters?!
64. Dialog LANA (CONT?D) (talking into the radio) Krieger! Why can?t I get any power from the boosters?!
65. Dialog LANA (THROUGH THE RADIO) What the hell is going on with the power supply?!
66. Dialog LANA (THROUGH THE RADIO) What the hell is going on with the power supply?!
67. Dialog KRIEGER (into radio) Something must be depleting power from the ship. Did someone leave the fan on in the bathroom maybe?
68. Dialog KRIEGER (into radio) Something must be depleting power from the ship. Did someone leave the fan on in the bathroom maybe?
69. Dialog KRIEGER (into radio) Something must be depleting power from the ship. Did someone leave the fan on in the bathroom maybe?
70. Dialog KRIEGER (into radio) Something must be depleting power from the ship. Did someone leave the fan on in the bathroom maybe?
72. Dialog PAM Not me.
73. Dialog GILLETTE We'd prefer if you did.
74. Dialog GILLETTE We'd prefer if you did.
75. Dialog MALORY What is with all the banging and the shouting? Are we hosting a quinceanera?
76. Dialog MALORY What is with all the banging and the shouting? Are we hosting a quinceanera?
77. Dialog [EVERYONE SCREAMS]
78. Dialog [EVERYONE SCREAMS]
79. Dialog [EVERYONE SCREAMS]
80. Dialog [EVERYONE SCREAMS]
81. Dialog [EVERYONE SCREAMS]
82. Dialog [EVERYONE SCREAMS]
83. Dialog [EVERYONE SCREAMS]
84. Dialog [EVERYONE SCREAMS]
85. Dialog [EVERYONE SCREAMS]
86. Dialog [EVERYONE SCREAMS]
87. Dialog LANA OH SHIIIIIITTT!!!
88. Dialog LANA OH SHIIIIIITTT!!!
89. Dialog LANA OH SHIIIIIITTT!!!
90. Dialog LANA OH SHIIIIIITTT!!!
91. Dialog LANA OH SHIIIIIITTT!!!
99. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL Noooo!!!
100. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL Noooo!!!
101. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL Noooo! I left my purse in there!!!
102. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL I left my purse in there!!!
103. Dialog CHERYL/CAROL I left my purse in there!!!