Save 37% off PRO during our Black Friday Sale! »

Fallacies of Software Development

Fallacies of Software Development

This talk is a plea for developers to focus on the more important aspects of our professional lives. Let's focus less on making the same mistakes we've always made with new technologies like React and Node.js. Let's focus less on "doing the Agile". Let's focus more on becoming better people who happen to write good software.

D28499b3a2778ce8a1075c51f826cf01?s=128

Todd Kaufman

May 10, 2016
Tweet

Transcript

  1. of Software Developers Fallacies

  2. My name is Todd Kaufman Please tweet me @toddkaufman &

    Say hello@testdouble.com
  3. We don’t have a problem with software development!

  4. The United States economy loses $50-$150 billion per year due

    to failed IT projects. - Gallup Business Review
  5. One in six IT projects have an average cost overrun

    of 200% and a schedule overrun of 70% - Harvard Business Review
  6. Fewer than a third of all projects were successfully completed

    on time and on budget over the past year. - Standish Group
  7. 75% of business and IT executives anticipate their software projects

    will fail. - Geneca
  8. None
  9. None
  10. None
  11. None
  12. None
  13. Where I work doesn’t matter

  14. None
  15. None
  16. None
  17. None
  18. None
  19. None
  20. When I work doesn’t matter

  21. Ego/Cognitive Depletion

  22. None
  23. 8:00am - Start Coding

  24. 8:45am - Find Bug

  25. 9:30am - Standup Meeting

  26. 10:00am - Draft Email

  27. 10:30am - All hands meeting

  28. None
  29. 90 Minutes focused 20 minutes off

  30. Embrace a longer break

  31. Separate Work Appropriately

  32. 12 hours a day doesn’t work

  33. Don’t assume 9am - 5pm

  34. Who I work with doesn’t matter

  35. “Negativity kills innovation” - Venkat Subramaniam

  36. Values

  37. Driven Continuous Improvement Open and Honest Empathetic Autonomous Accountable Knowledge

    Sharing
  38. Purpose

  39. None
  40. None
  41. Shipping fast is more important than shipping well

  42. Speed Quality vs

  43. Speed

  44. Quality

  45. Every problem is best solved using <technology X>

  46. Progressive Efficient vs

  47. Efficient

  48. Progressive

  49. The most clever solution is the best

  50. Clever Clear vs

  51. Clever

  52. Clear

  53. Successful Teams Normalize

  54. Maintenance Costs Build Costs over

  55. None
  56. Developers are great at communication!

  57. None
  58. “As a matter of fact the software field is dominated

    by introverts, who typically have difficulty in communicating with the user.”
  59. “In short, developers are highly competent, driven by technical achievement,

    and skeptical of everything. These traits make communication challenging.”
  60. None
  61. “Bad news isn’t wine. It doesn’t improve with age.” -

    Colin Powell
  62. “Sure that’s no problem” - worst developer ever

  63. My technical skills make my career, I don’t need to

    worry about empathy
  64. users

  65. None
  66. stakeholders

  67. #noestimates

  68. #noestimates = #noempathy

  69. project managers

  70. #noestimates = #nobludgeoning

  71. I don’t need humility I’m the best developer I know!

  72. Impostor Syndrome

  73. Dunning Kruger

  74. None
  75. I know as much about this business as my client

    does
  76. I can’t learn anything from a junior developer

  77. I’m an architect, I can’t be bothered with coding

  78. "Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance”

    - Confucius
  79. None
  80. 1.) Assume It’s a you problem

  81. 1.) Assume it’s a you problem 2.) Assume it’s not

    technical
  82. 1.) Assume it’s a you problem 2.) Assume it’s not

    technology 3.) Enact change
  83. Microchip by Rabee Balakrishnan from the Noun Project Earth by

    David Ly from the Noun Project group by Gregory Radek from the Noun Project group by Lorenzo Baldini from the Noun Project planking by @StuCommNL from twitter cube farm by dfb from flickr Battery by Ramakrishna Venkatesan from the Noun Project Reading by James Fenton from the Noun Project Running by Kevin Laity from the Noun Project Email by Chameleon Design from the Noun Project Arrow by Veronika Krpciarova from the Noun Project
  84. Say hello@testdouble.com @testdouble

  85. 204 DAYS #gobucks

  86. Thank you! @toddkaufman