Purgatory Cafe

Transcript

2. SFX: CAFE BACKGROUND NOISE
4. MINOTAUR: “UM, EXCUSE ME… I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY ORDER FOR 5 HOURS…”
5. DEVIL: CHILL DUDE, WE’RE TAKING CARE OF IT.
7. DEVIL: ALRIGHT. HERE’S YOUR WATER.
9. DEVIL: YOU READY TO ORDER YET?
10. DEVIL: YOU’VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR 48 HOURS…
11. SKELETON: “O-O-ON-ONE”
12. DEVIL: “MHM...?”
13. SKELETON: “O-ONE MORE MINUTE”
14. SKELETON: “P-PLEASE” DEVIL: “OH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE”
19. ANGEL: “AGH!”
20. SFX: BELL TINKLES
22. ANGEL: “UNNGH”
23. ANGEL: “AH-! WHAT WAS THAT FOR??”
24. DEVIL: “SOMEONE NEW…!”
25. DEVIL: “HE’S CUTE.”
26. DEVIL: “I WANT HIM.”
28. ANGEL: “HE’S A MORTAL…”
29. ANGEL: “YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T SERVE HIM ANY SPECIALS, RIGHT?”
30. DEVIL: “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?”
31. DEVIL: “OF COURSE I CAN. THAT’S HOW I’LL WIN HIM OVER.”
32. ANGEL: “WELL. HE’S SITTING AT MY TABLE SO YOU CAN SETTLE DOWN.”
38. ANGEL: “HEY! WELCOME TO OUR DINER TODAY.”
39. ANGEL: “CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK?”
40. MORTAL: “YEA WATER WOULD BE GREAT!”
42. ANGEL: “AH-!”
43. DEVIL: “HELLO THERE. HAPPY TO BE OF SERVICE TODAY.”
44. DEVIL: “LET ME JUST PULL OUT A THING OR TWO FOR YOU…”
45. DEVIL: “MISS ANGEL DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE THE DAILY SPECIAL.”
48. DEVIL: “WHICH IS EASILY TH MOST DELICIOUS THING WE HAVE TO OFFER.”
50. MORTAL: “UHHH”
51. DEVIL: “YOU SAID YOU WANTED WATER, YES?”
54. DEVIL: “GOT A SPECIAL CUP HERE…”
55. DEVIL: “IT’S SCULPTED…”
56. DEVIL: “IN THE EXACT SHAPE OF MY BUST!”
57. DEVIL: “PRETTY GOOD LIKENESS, WOULDN’T YOU SAY?”
58. ANGEL: “HA—”
59. ANGEL: “STOP IT!!”
60. ANGEL: “GO DO YOUR JOB AND GET THE MINOTAUR HIS FOOD!!” MINOTAUR: “UM YES MY ORDER PLEASE…”
62. MINOTAUR: “UM …”
63. MINOTAUR: “WAIT …PLEASE!”
85. ANGEL: “HEY!! THE MINOTAUR’S ASKING FOR HIS ORDER STILL!”
86. ANGEL: “ALRIGHT SIR, YOUR TOTAL BALANCE IS PAID IN FULL.”
87. ANGEL: “YOU’RE ALL SET. THANKS FOR DINING WITH US!”
88. DEVIL: “AHEM AHEM AHEM!!!”
92. DEVIL: “PREPPING A FRESH HEART JUST FOR YOU~”
94. DEVIL: “TRUST ME THESE ARE SOOOO—”
95. SFX: SLAM
97. ANGEL: “I’M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE WAIT MR MINOTAUR… SHOULD BE OUT SOON.”
99. ANGEL: “DON’T MIND THAT. READY TO ORDER?”
100. MORTAL:“YEP AH… JUST A PLAIN OL’ PB&J SANDWICH FOR ME PLEASE!”
101. ANGEL: “YOU GOT IT.”
102. ANGEL: “CAN I INTEREST YOU IN DESSERT?”
107. DEVIL: “FORGET YOUR ORDER! BEHOLD!”
108. DEVIL: “I’VE BROUGHT YOU TODAY’S SPECIAL!”
109. DEVIL: “SLUGHORN SAUSAGE WORMS”
110. DEVIL: “AND FRESH BEATING HEART!”
111. DEVIL: “HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING SO DELICIOUS?”
112. ANGEL: “OH NO”
114. DEVIL: “LOOK I’M JUST TRYING TO SERVE YOU THE ABSOLUTE BEST— ”
116. ANGEL: “STOP IT!! HE’S A MORTAL! HE CAN’T EAT THIS!”
117. ANGEL: “GIVE ME THAT FORK! ” DEVIL: “IT’S MINE! ”
118. ANGEL: “GIVE IT TO ME!!!”
119. DEVIL: “IF YOU WANT IT THAT BAD…”
120. DEVIL: “GO AND GET IT!”
125. MINOTAUR: “AHHH…”
127. ANGEL: “MR MINOTAUR!!”
128. DEVIL: “WELL THEN. WHERE WERE WE?”
129. DEVIL: “LET ME SHARE A TASTE OF HELL’S FINEST DINING!”
130. MORTAL: “N-NO PLEASE…” DEVIL: “COME CLOSER”
131. MORTAL: “AH… AH! STOP PLEASE…”
133. DEVIL: “OPEN WIDE~!”
136. ANGEL: “KNOCK IT OFF!”
137. ANGEL: “HE CAN’T EAT THIS!! NO ONE WANTS YOUR SLUG SAUSAGES!”
139. SKELETON: “I-I W-WANT S-SAUSAGE”
140. ANGEL: “OH FOR CRYING OUT LOU-”
142. SKELETON: “HYUK-”
144. MORTAL: “AHHH?!?!?”
160. JESUS: “HELLO.”
162. JESUS: “THERE THERE.”
163. JESUS: “NO NEED TO FEAR ANYMORE.”
164. ANGEL/DEVIL: “…”