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Purgatory Cafe

Purgatory Cafe

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Cherrie Wang

May 20, 2021
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  2. SFX: CAFE BACKGROUND NOISE

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  4. MINOTAUR: “UM, EXCUSE ME… I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY ORDER

    FOR 5 HOURS…”
  5. DEVIL: CHILL DUDE, WE’RE TAKING CARE OF IT.

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  7. DEVIL: ALRIGHT. HERE’S YOUR WATER.

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  9. DEVIL: YOU READY TO ORDER YET?

  10. DEVIL: YOU’VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR 48 HOURS…

  11. SKELETON: “O-O-ON-ONE”

  12. DEVIL: “MHM...?”

  13. SKELETON: “O-ONE MORE MINUTE”

  14. SKELETON: “P-PLEASE” DEVIL: “OH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE”

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  19. ANGEL: “AGH!”

  20. SFX: BELL TINKLES

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  22. ANGEL: “UNNGH”

  23. ANGEL: “AH-! WHAT WAS THAT FOR??”

  24. DEVIL: “SOMEONE NEW…!”

  25. DEVIL: “HE’S CUTE.”

  26. DEVIL: “I WANT HIM.”

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  28. ANGEL: “HE’S A MORTAL…”

  29. ANGEL: “YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T SERVE HIM ANY SPECIALS, RIGHT?”

  30. DEVIL: “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?”

  31. DEVIL: “OF COURSE I CAN. THAT’S HOW I’LL WIN HIM

    OVER.”
  32. ANGEL: “WELL. HE’S SITTING AT MY TABLE SO YOU CAN

    SETTLE DOWN.”
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  38. ANGEL: “HEY! WELCOME TO OUR DINER TODAY.”

  39. ANGEL: “CAN I START YOU OFF WITH SOMETHING TO DRINK?”

  40. MORTAL: “YEA WATER WOULD BE GREAT!”

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  42. ANGEL: “AH-!”

  43. DEVIL: “HELLO THERE. HAPPY TO BE OF SERVICE TODAY.”

  44. DEVIL: “LET ME JUST PULL OUT A THING OR TWO

    FOR YOU…”
  45. DEVIL: “MISS ANGEL DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE THE DAILY

    SPECIAL.”
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  48. DEVIL: “WHICH IS EASILY TH MOST DELICIOUS THING WE HAVE

    TO OFFER.”
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  50. MORTAL: “UHHH”

  51. DEVIL: “YOU SAID YOU WANTED WATER, YES?”

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  54. DEVIL: “GOT A SPECIAL CUP HERE…”

  55. DEVIL: “IT’S SCULPTED…”

  56. DEVIL: “IN THE EXACT SHAPE OF MY BUST!”

  57. DEVIL: “PRETTY GOOD LIKENESS, WOULDN’T YOU SAY?”

  58. ANGEL: “HA—”

  59. ANGEL: “STOP IT!!”

  60. ANGEL: “GO DO YOUR JOB AND GET THE MINOTAUR HIS

    FOOD!!” MINOTAUR: “UM YES MY ORDER PLEASE…”
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  62. MINOTAUR: “UM …”

  63. MINOTAUR: “WAIT …PLEASE!”

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  85. ANGEL: “HEY!! THE MINOTAUR’S ASKING FOR HIS ORDER STILL!”

  86. ANGEL: “ALRIGHT SIR, YOUR TOTAL BALANCE IS PAID IN FULL.”

  87. ANGEL: “YOU’RE ALL SET. THANKS FOR DINING WITH US!”

  88. DEVIL: “AHEM AHEM AHEM!!!”

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  92. DEVIL: “PREPPING A FRESH HEART JUST FOR YOU~”

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  94. DEVIL: “TRUST ME THESE ARE SOOOO—”

  95. SFX: SLAM

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  97. ANGEL: “I’M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE WAIT MR MINOTAUR… SHOULD

    BE OUT SOON.”
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  99. ANGEL: “DON’T MIND THAT. READY TO ORDER?”

  100. MORTAL:“YEP AH… JUST A PLAIN OL’ PB&J SANDWICH FOR ME

    PLEASE!”
  101. ANGEL: “YOU GOT IT.”

  102. ANGEL: “CAN I INTEREST YOU IN DESSERT?”

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  107. DEVIL: “FORGET YOUR ORDER! BEHOLD!”

  108. DEVIL: “I’VE BROUGHT YOU TODAY’S SPECIAL!”

  109. DEVIL: “SLUGHORN SAUSAGE WORMS”

  110. DEVIL: “AND FRESH BEATING HEART!”

  111. DEVIL: “HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING SO DELICIOUS?”

  112. ANGEL: “OH NO”

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  114. DEVIL: “LOOK I’M JUST TRYING TO SERVE YOU THE ABSOLUTE

    BEST— ”
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  116. ANGEL: “STOP IT!! HE’S A MORTAL! HE CAN’T EAT THIS!”

  117. ANGEL: “GIVE ME THAT FORK! ” DEVIL: “IT’S MINE! ”

  118. ANGEL: “GIVE IT TO ME!!!”

  119. DEVIL: “IF YOU WANT IT THAT BAD…”

  120. DEVIL: “GO AND GET IT!”

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  125. MINOTAUR: “AHHH…”

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  127. ANGEL: “MR MINOTAUR!!”

  128. DEVIL: “WELL THEN. WHERE WERE WE?”

  129. DEVIL: “LET ME SHARE A TASTE OF HELL’S FINEST DINING!”

  130. MORTAL: “N-NO PLEASE…” DEVIL: “COME CLOSER”

  131. MORTAL: “AH… AH! STOP PLEASE…”

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  133. DEVIL: “OPEN WIDE~!”

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  136. ANGEL: “KNOCK IT OFF!”

  137. ANGEL: “HE CAN’T EAT THIS!! NO ONE WANTS YOUR SLUG

    SAUSAGES!”
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  139. SKELETON: “I-I W-WANT S-SAUSAGE”

  140. ANGEL: “OH FOR CRYING OUT LOU-”

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  142. SKELETON: “HYUK-”

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  144. MORTAL: “AHHH?!?!?”

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  160. JESUS: “HELLO.”

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  162. JESUS: “THERE THERE.”

  163. JESUS: “NO NEED TO FEAR ANYMORE.”

  164. ANGEL/DEVIL: “…”

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