best viewed on either a $500 phone/tablet or a $3,000 laptop with an ultra high-resolution display. Let’s see, you’re on… what, 3G? Ugh, okay, fine. That’ll probably be enough. Don’t go into any tunnels or anything, though. What data plan do you have? …Seriously? You’ll need to upgrade—I’m gonna use like a quarter of that on the homepage alone. C’mon, this isn’t 2011; get with the program.