Are your feature files gigantic and unreadable? Do they break every time you add a database column or change a completely unrelated piece of code? Do you have too many scenarios? Do you need to breathe through your nose just to summon the courage to open them up... again? This talk will guide you through some real-world Gherkin monstrosities and how we made them short, readable, and fewer, all by increasing their relevance and coverage.