Archer Season 11 Episode 8

Storyboards for Archer Season 11 Episode 8

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1. Dialog ARCHER (V.O.) Antarctica. Icy graveyard of hubris. Not hostile to humanity, but worse, utterly indifferent. A blank wall at the edge of the universe, defying us to find meaning in it.
2. Action Notes BROWN LIQUID pours over the ENTIRE LANDSCAPE. Pull out to reveal we?ve been CU on ice in Archer?s glass. We?re in...
3. Action Notes BROWN LIQUID pours over the ENTIRE LANDSCAPE. Pull out to reveal we?ve been CU on ice in Archer?s glass. We?re in...
4. Action Notes BROWN LIQUID pours over the ENTIRE LANDSCAPE. Pull out to reveal we?ve been CU on ice in Archer?s glass. We?re in...
5. Action Notes BROWN LIQUID pours over the ENTIRE LANDSCAPE. Pull out to reveal we?ve been CU on ice in Archer?s glass. We?re in...
6. Action Notes BROWN LIQUID pours over the ENTIRE LANDSCAPE. Pull out to reveal we?ve been CU on ice in Archer?s glass. We?re in...
7. Action Notes BROWN LIQUID pours over the ENTIRE LANDSCAPE. Pull out to reveal we?ve been CU on ice in Archer?s glass. We?re in...
8. Action Notes BROWN LIQUID pours over the ENTIRE LANDSCAPE. Pull out to reveal we?ve been CU on ice in Archer?s glass. We?re in...
9. Action Notes BROWN LIQUID pours over the ENTIRE LANDSCAPE. Pull out to reveal we?ve been CU on ice in Archer?s glass. We?re in...
10. Action Notes BROWN LIQUID pours over the ENTIRE LANDSCAPE. Pull out to reveal we?ve been CU on ice in Archer?s glass. We?re in...
11. Action Notes BROWN LIQUID pours over the ENTIRE LANDSCAPE. Pull out to reveal we?ve been CU on ice in Archer?s glass. We?re in...
12. Action Notes BROWN LIQUID pours over the ENTIRE LANDSCAPE. Pull out to reveal we?ve been CU on ice in Archer?s glass. We?re in...
13. Action Notes BROWN LIQUID pours over the ENTIRE LANDSCAPE. Pull out to reveal we?ve been CU on ice in Archer?s glass. We?re in...
14. Dialog ARCHER So you can see why I?m not going. Action Notes INT. MALORY?S OFFICE - DAY Malory, Lana, and SANDRA, 30s, intense, brittle, National Science Foundation jacket, watch Archer
15. Dialog ARCHER So you can see why I?m not going. Action Notes INT. MALORY?S OFFICE - DAY Malory, Lana, and SANDRA, 30s, intense, brittle, National Science Foundation jacket, watch Archer
16. Dialog ARCHER So you can see why I?m not going. Action Notes INT. MALORY?S OFFICE - DAY Malory, Lana, and SANDRA, 30s, intense, brittle, National Science Foundation jacket, watch Archer
17. Dialog ARCHER So you can see why I?m not going. Action Notes INT. MALORY?S OFFICE - DAY Malory, Lana, and SANDRA, 30s, intense, brittle, National Science Foundation jacket, watch Archer
18. Dialog ARCHER So you can see why I?m not going. Action Notes INT. MALORY?S OFFICE - DAY Malory, Lana, and SANDRA, 30s, intense, brittle, National Science Foundation jacket, watch Archer
19. Dialog ARCHER So you can see why I?m not going. Action Notes INT. MALORY?S OFFICE - DAY Malory, Lana, and SANDRA, 30s, intense, brittle, National Science Foundation jacket, watch Archer
20. Dialog SANDRA For god?s...the antenna at McMurdo Station is down! All we?ve heard is a garbled transmission about a murder! And two days ago we detected an unidentified flyover...
21. Dialog SANDRA For god?s...the antenna at McMurdo Station is down! All we?ve heard is a garbled transmission about a murder! And two days ago we detected an unidentified flyover...
22. Dialog SANDRA For god?s...the antenna at McMurdo Station is down! All we?ve heard is a garbled transmission about a murder! And two days ago we detected an unidentified flyover...
23. Dialog SANDRA For god?s...the antenna at McMurdo Station is down! All we?ve heard is a garbled transmission about a murder! And two days ago we detected an unidentified flyover...
24. Dialog SANDRA For god?s...the antenna at McMurdo Station is down! All we?ve heard is a garbled transmission about a murder! And two days ago we detected an unidentified flyover...
25. Action Notes Archer, ignoring her, takes another deep drink.
26. Action Notes Archer, ignoring her, takes another deep drink.
27. Dialog SANDRA (CONT?D) You need a pickleback!?
28. Dialog ARCHER Do you?!
29. Dialog SANDRA I...
30. Dialog ARCHER Yeah. Be careful with those tables. They turn without warning.
31. Dialog ARCHER Yeah. Be careful with those tables. They turn without warning.
32. Dialog MALORY We?re as concerned about McMurdo as the average citizen is...between their third and fourth huffs of gold spray paint. But we run a business.
33. Dialog MALORY We?re as concerned about McMurdo as the average citizen is...between their third and fourth huffs of gold spray paint. But we run a business.
34. Dialog MALORY We?re as concerned about McMurdo as the average citizen is...between their third and fourth huffs of gold spray paint. But we run a business.
35. Dialog MALORY We?re as concerned about McMurdo as the average citizen is...between their third and fourth huffs of gold spray paint. But we run a business.
36. Dialog MALORY We?re as concerned about McMurdo as the average citizen is...between their third and fourth huffs of gold spray paint. But we run a business.
37. Dialog LANA Obviously, we?re extremely concerned about the consequences--
38. Dialog SANDRA (counting on fingers) The death of everyone on Antarctica, the loss of research that may save the planet, and a flaw in the ice cap that could doom us in the short term!?
39. Dialog SANDRA (counting on fingers) The death of everyone on Antarctica, the loss of research that may save the planet, and a flaw in the ice cap that could doom us in the short term!?
40. Dialog SANDRA (counting on fingers) The death of everyone on Antarctica, the loss of research that may save the planet, and a flaw in the ice cap that could doom us in the short term!?
41. Dialog SANDRA (counting on fingers) The death of everyone on Antarctica, the loss of research that may save the planet, and a flaw in the ice cap that could doom us in the short term!?
42. Dialog MALORY Sure, those. But does this look like a nonprofit?
43. Dialog MALORY Sure, those. But does this look like a nonprofit?
44. Dialog MALORY We?re as concerned about McMurdo as the average citizen is...between their third and fourth huffs of gold spray paint. But we run a business.
45. Dialog MALORY We?re as concerned about McMurdo as the average citizen is...between their third and fourth huffs of gold spray paint. But we run a business.
46. Dialog MALORY We?re as concerned about McMurdo as the average citizen is...between their third and fourth huffs of gold spray paint. But we run a business.
47. Dialog MALORY We?re as concerned about McMurdo as the average citizen is...between their third and fourth huffs of gold spray paint. But we run a business.
48. Dialog LANA Obviously, we?re extremely concerned about the consequences--
49. Dialog SANDRA (counting on fingers) The death of everyone on Antarctica, the loss of research that may save the planet, and a flaw in the ice cap that could doom us in the short term!?
50. Dialog SANDRA (counting on fingers) The death of everyone on Antarctica, the loss of research that may save the planet, and a flaw in the ice cap that could doom us in the short term!?
51. Dialog SANDRA (counting on fingers) The death of everyone on Antarctica, the loss of research that may save the planet, and a flaw in the ice cap that could doom us in the short term!?
52. Dialog MALORY Sure, those. But does this look like a nonprofit?
53. Dialog MALORY Sure, those. But does this look like a nonprofit?
54. Dialog MALORY Sure, those. But does this look like a nonprofit?
55. Dialog SANDRA Maybe one that distributes liquor to needy child-men.
56. Dialog SANDRA Maybe one that distributes liquor to needy child-men.
57. Dialog ARCHER Hey! Man-child! And now I?m craving a pickleback. So thanks for that!
58. Dialog ARCHER Hey! Man-child! And now I?m craving a pickleback. So thanks for that!
59. Dialog ARCHER Hey! Man-child! And now I?m craving a pickleback. So thanks for that!
60. Dialog ARCHER Hey! Man-child! And now I?m craving a pickleback. So thanks for that!
61. Dialog SANDRA For the last few years, this organization had a newfound reputation for effectiveness and ethical conduct! What happened!?
62. Dialog SANDRA For the last few years, this organization had a newfound reputation for effectiveness and ethical conduct! What happened!?
63. Dialog SANDRA For the last few years, this organization had a newfound reputation for effectiveness and ethical conduct! What happened!?
64. Action Notes Everyone looks at Archer.
65. Action Notes Everyone looks at Archer.
66. Action Notes Everyone looks at Archer.
67. Action Notes Everyone looks at Archer.
68. Action Notes Everyone looks at Archer.
69. Dialog ARCHER Uh, I woke up and we got awesome again?
70. Dialog ARCHER Uh, I woke up and we got awesome again?
71. Dialog SANDRA Oh Lana. How far you?ve fallen.
72. Dialog SANDRA Oh Lana. How far you?ve fallen.
73. Dialog LANA I?m sorry?
74. Dialog SANDRA Interesting. I didn?t think you were capable of saying that.
75. Dialog SANDRA Interesting. I didn?t think you were capable of saying that.
76. Dialog ARCHER Some history here? Action Notes He asked, barely containing the glee in his voice.
77. Dialog LANA I honestly have no idea what?s happening right now.
78. Dialog LANA I honestly have no idea what?s happening right now.
79. Dialog SANDRA Oh, please. It?s Sandra. You were the star of the environmental science department, sucking up all the grants and funding like a selfish vampire bat, then skipping out, leaving our department blacklisted for grants for the next five years!
80. Dialog SANDRA Oh, please. It?s Sandra. You were the star of the environmental science department, sucking up all the grants and funding like a selfish vampire bat, then skipping out, leaving our department blacklisted for grants for the next five years!
81. Dialog SANDRA Oh, please. It?s Sandra. You were the star of the environmental science department, sucking up all the grants and funding like a selfish vampire bat, then skipping out, leaving our department blacklisted for grants for the next five years!
82. Dialog SANDRA Oh, please. It?s Sandra. You were the star of the environmental science department, sucking up all the grants and funding like a selfish vampire bat, then skipping out, leaving our department blacklisted for grants for the next five years!
83. Dialog SANDRA Oh, please. It?s Sandra. You were the star of the environmental science department, sucking up all the grants and funding like a selfish vampire bat, then skipping out, leaving our department blacklisted for grants for the next five years!
84. Dialog SANDRA Oh, please. It?s Sandra. You were the star of the environmental science department, sucking up all the grants and funding like a selfish vampire bat, then skipping out, leaving our department blacklisted for grants for the next five years!
85. Dialog SANDRA Oh, please. It?s Sandra. You were the star of the environmental science department, sucking up all the grants and funding like a selfish vampire bat, then skipping out, leaving our department blacklisted for grants for the next five years!
86. Dialog LANA Ooooohhhhhhhh...grad school Sandra. I still don?t know who you are.
87. Dialog LANA Ooooohhhhhhhh...grad school Sandra. I still don?t know who you are.
88. Dialog ARCHER Oof. Nothing worse than a nemesis who doesn?t know you exist. Like playing air guitar with your entire life.
89. Dialog ARCHER Oof. Nothing worse than a nemesis who doesn?t know you exist. Like playing air guitar with your entire life.
90. Dialog ARCHER Oof. Nothing worse than a nemesis who doesn?t know you exist. Like playing air guitar with your entire life.
91. Dialog MALORY Why don?t you all take a deep breath? I hear there?s wonderful oxygen right outside my office. Action Notes FAINT SOUNDS OF A HELICOPTER approaching.
92. Dialog MALORY Why don?t you all take a deep breath? I hear there?s wonderful oxygen right outside my office. Action Notes FAINT SOUNDS OF A HELICOPTER approaching.
93. Dialog MALORY Why don?t you all take a deep breath? I hear there?s wonderful oxygen right outside my office. Action Notes FAINT SOUNDS OF A HELICOPTER approaching.
94. Dialog CYRIL It?s landing on the building!
95. Dialog CYRIL It?s landing on the building!
96. Dialog CYRIL It?s landing on the building!
97. Dialog ARCHER But we don?t have a-
98. Action Notes CRASH. Everything SHAKES and PLASTER falls from the ceiling.
99. Action Notes CRASH. Everything SHAKES and PLASTER falls from the ceiling.
100. Action Notes CRASH. Everything SHAKES and PLASTER falls from the ceiling.
101. Action Notes CRASH. Everything SHAKES and PLASTER falls from the ceiling.
102. Action Notes CRASH. Everything SHAKES and PLASTER falls from the ceiling.
103. Action Notes CRASH. Everything SHAKES and PLASTER falls from the ceiling.
104. Action Notes CRASH. Everything SHAKES and PLASTER falls from the ceiling.
106. Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) ...helipad. Is what I was saying. If anyone was wondering.
107. Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) ...helipad. Is what I was saying. If anyone was wondering.
108. Dialog ARCHER (CONT?D) ...helipad. Is what I was saying. If anyone was wondering.
109. Dialog SANDRA Trip! I didn?t think you?d be coming! Action Notes
110. Dialog SANDRA Trip! I didn?t think you?d be coming! Action Notes
111. Dialog TRIP As the major private donor to McMurdo, I am determined to solve this crisis...at all costs. Action Notes
112. Dialog TRIP As the major private donor to McMurdo, I am determined to solve this crisis...at all costs. Action Notes
113. Dialog TRIP As the major private donor to McMurdo, I am determined to solve this crisis...at all costs. Action Notes
114. Dialog TRIP As the major private donor to McMurdo, I am determined to solve this crisis...at all costs. Action Notes
115. Dialog TRIP As the major private donor to McMurdo, I am determined to solve this crisis...at all costs. Action Notes
116. Dialog MALORY Funny, that?s exactly the number of costs we charge. Action Notes
117. Dialog CYRIL You have a submarine?
118. Dialog TRIP I love humanity, but in a warming world on the brink of anarchy, an exit strategy is only sensible. And if that strategy involves a buttload of torpedoes, win win.
119. Dialog TRIP I love humanity, but in a warming world on the brink of anarchy, an exit strategy is only sensible. And if that strategy involves a buttload of torpedoes, win win.
120. Dialog TRIP I love humanity, but in a warming world on the brink of anarchy, an exit strategy is only sensible. And if that strategy involves a buttload of torpedoes, win win.
121. Dialog TRIP I love humanity, but in a warming world on the brink of anarchy, an exit strategy is only sensible. And if that strategy involves a buttload of torpedoes, win win.
122. Dialog LANA Who gets the second win?
123. Dialog TRIP That?s mine too.
124. Dialog MALORY We, of course, are well familiar with your technology ventures...
125. Dialog MALORY We, of course, are well familiar with your technology ventures...
126. Dialog CYRIL Including those floating mini-cities. Didn?t you blow a ton of money designing those?
127. Dialog CYRIL Including those floating mini-cities. Didn?t you blow a ton of money designing those?
128. Dialog TRIP In a warming world on the brink of anarchy--
129. Dialog EVERYONE God, fine. / We get it. / Sheesh.
130. Dialog LANA But why are you so concerned about McMurdo?
131. Dialog LANA But why are you so concerned about McMurdo?
132. Dialog TRIP I?ve spent time with the people of McMurdo and they truly are my family. (beat) My guess is one of those freaks went eco-terrorist And I need to protect my investment.
133. Dialog LANA Really? Any evidence for that?
134. Dialog TRIP Don?t need it. Because I have something better: vision!
135. Dialog TRIP Don?t need it. Because I have something better: vision!
136. Dialog TRIP Don?t need it. Because I have something better: vision!
137. Dialog ARCHER Though not quite enough vision to see that we don?t have a helipad.
138. Dialog TRIP When you?re innovative enough, everything?s a helipad.
139. Dialog TRIP When you?re innovative enough, everything?s a helipad.
140. Action Notes The ceiling collapses a bit more, exposing a helicopter ski. A large piece of plaster CLOCKS Cyril. He goes down. Beat.
141. Action Notes The ceiling collapses a bit more, exposing a helicopter ski. A large piece of plaster CLOCKS Cyril. He goes down. Beat.
142. Action Notes The ceiling collapses a bit more, exposing a helicopter ski. A large piece of plaster CLOCKS Cyril. He goes down. Beat.
144. Dialog ARCHER Hard to argue with that.