An introductory talk about Git

I gave a quick crash course on Git to RethinkDB.

Transcript

3. It is the glue that binds devs together.
4. It is the glue that binds us together.
6. GIT
9. GIT TO THE CHOPPAH!
10. DAG
11. DIRECTED ACYCLIC GRAPH
14. WORK GOES THIS WAY WORKING DIR
15. WORK GOES THIS WAY WORKING DIR STAGING
16. STAGING INDEX WORK GOES THIS WAY WORKING DIR
17. $ git init
18. $ git "
20. $ git status
21. $ git
22. $ git add
23. $ git
24. $ git status
26. $ git commit
27. $ git
30. Hey this thing!:
31. Hey this thing!: b32bdaf9f59454403758d
32. –Pro-GIt “A higher probability exists that every member of your programming team will be attacked and killed by wolves in unrelated incidents on the same night.”
33. Remove the thing!: Hey this thing!: b32bdaf9f59454403758d
34. $ git rm
35. $ git
37. $ git revert
38. $ git
40. $ git branch
45. $ git
47. wat
51. master planet_vulcan
52. master planet_vulcan
53. master planet_vulcan
54. planet_vulcan master
55. $ git checkout
56. $ git
58. $ git
61. $ git merge
62. $ git
63. master planet_vulcan
64. master planet_vulcan
66. $ git clone
67. $ git
71. $ git pull
72. $ git ⬇️
73. b32bdaf9f b32bdaf9f
74. b32bdaf9f b32bdaf9f
75. b32bdaf9f b32bdaf9f
76. $ git push
77. $ git ⬆️
78. b32bdaf9f b32bdaf9f
79. b32bdaf9f b32bdaf9f
80. b32bdaf9f b32bdaf9f
81. RethinkDB ὑ Git
82. Githooks
83. ( FILES || LOC )
84. SOMEONE IN YOUR WORKING BRANCH HAS JUST MODIFIED THIS FILE!
86. if fizz_is_buzzed: return True elif not fizz_is_buzzed: return False
87. return fizz_is_buzzed @1flf if fizz_is_buzzed: return True elif not fizz_is_buzzed: return False
88. Why not just edit at the same time?
89. {_hash:135h3, file: “example.txt”. change: {col :9, row:43, val:”d”} } { hash:135h3, file: “example.txt”, change: {col :14, row:32, val:”j”} }
90. Fin Thank You
92. Thanks Noun Project!