also notorious for biting the hands that feed me. I’m glad to be here at Timberline, I am, because I’m all about saying things I think are worth saying to audiences that I think need to hear them. But this list of Timberline Acquisitions Institute sponsors here, straight off y’all’s website, these sponsors represent the terms on which I’m speaking, and I’m way, way uncomfortable with that. It makes me complicit in what I feel is a level of both personal bribery where I as a speaker am concerned—yeah, I’m totally implicated here and I’m owning it, none of you know who on this list might have sweet-talked me, or anyone else in this room for that matter—but also PROFESSIONAL bribery, profession- level gifts and gratuities. I’m thinking some of this stuff happening across the library profession is not entirely ethical, and not good for us. Looking at this list of sponsors, I can safely say it’s not great for open access, either. I’m guessing right now we have some sponsor representatives in this room who are pretty mad about what I just said. I’m not going to say y’all are wrong to be mad! Be mad, I’m a grown woman, I can handle it! For what it’s worth, though, be mad at me, okay? Timberline didn’t have any prior knowledge of what I was going to say today, and they didn’t suggest or vet any of it. But here’s the bribery angle on that: I know conferences and other events nominally librarian-focused and librarian-run where, unlike here at Timberline, the vendors call the shots on programming. I bet we all know some of those. That’s way seriously not okay. That’s DEFINITELY crossing the line to profession-level bribery. So, look, if I lose speaking gigs in great places like the Pacific Northwest because the library profession starts running events within its own limited means, I’m fine with that. I think it’s what we ought to do, in fact. Unconferences, regionals, webinars, what we can afford, let’s do that. I’ll lose money as an individual speaker, sure, but I still prefer that my profession stay independent. If, on the other hand, I lose speaking gigs because vendors start leaning on library conferences they’re paying for not to invite me because those vendors don’t like what I say? That’s corruption, people, straight-up. That’s lost intellectual freedom. It’s exactly what I don’t want and what the library profession can’t afford. And no joke, it’s happening. I suspect pretty strongly it’s happened to me more than once. And if it’s happened to me, it’s happened to other noisy obnoxious contrarians given to biting the hands that feed them, I’m not a special snowflake. And circling back around to open access, can y’all think of some conferences relevant to what you do where a commie pinko open-access type like I am wouldn’t even be WELCOME, much less asked to speak? ‘Cos I sure can. And that’s not good. So yeah. Broader notion of bribery, please. I think we need it, and I think y’all have a good foundation for it.