3AM, a survey.

There are a lot of Ops myths out there on when people will get paged. Which ones are true?

Transcript

1. @esigler 3AM, a survey.
2. @esigler
4. @esigler Sunday M onday Tuesday W ednesday Thursday Friday Saturday
5. @esigler 12A M 1A M 2A M 3A M 4A M 5A M 6A M 7A M 8A M 9A M 10A M 11A M 12PM 1PM 2PM 3PM 4PM 5PM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM
6. @esigler 12A M 1A M 2A M 3A M 4A M 5A M 6A M 7A M 8A M 9A M 10A M 11A M 12PM 1PM 2PM 3PM 4PM 5PM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM wat. lol.
7. @esigler 12A M 1A M 2A M 3A M 4A M 5A M 6A M 7A M 8A M 9A M 10A M 11A M 12PM 1PM 2PM 3PM 4PM 5PM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM
8. @esigler
9. @esigler Presenting: “Dear $BELIEF_SYSTEM, please reduce your on-call volume.” A two minute Ignite.
10. @esigler Immediately
 Human
 Actionable
11. @esigler Immediately
12. @esigler Human
13. @esigler Actionable
14. @esigler Regular review cycle
15. @esigler What about the unicorns?
16. 12A M 1A M 2A M 3A M 4A M 5A M 6A M 7A M 8A M 9A M 10A M 11A M 12A M 1PM 2PM 3PM 4PM 5PM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM @esigler wat.
17. @esigler 12A M 1A M 2A M 3A M 4A M 5A M 6A M 7A M 8A M 9A M 10A M 11A M 12PM 1PM 2PM 3PM 4PM 5PM 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM
18. @esigler Direct your complaints
 on scientific rigor to @esigler And yes, I finished this presentation at 3AM.