Scene 1062 Panel 5 Action He dodges a flurry of arrows from one bank, Dialogue Notes Scene 1062 Panel 6 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1062 Panel 7 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 121
Scene 1062 Panel 8 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1062 Panel 9 Action a leaping wolf from the other. Dialogue Notes Scene 1062 Panel 10 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 122
Scene 1062 Panel 11 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1062 Panel 12 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1062 Panel 13 Action He breathes a brief SIGH OF RELIEF, Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 123
Scene 1062 Panel 14 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1062 Panel 15 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1063 Panel 1 Action but then looks up to see an angry moose glaring at him from a tree branch. Dialogue Notes Revision Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 124
Scene 1063 Panel 2 Action It leaps down at him as Smithers’ eyes widen in terror. Dialogue Notes Revision Notes Scene 1063 Panel 3 Action Dialogue Notes Revision Notes Scene 1064 Panel 1 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 125
Scene 1064 Panel 2 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1065 Panel 1 Action EXT. BURNS' SUMMER MANSION - DOCK - CONTINUOUS Mr. Burns is standing at the end of his dock, depressed and alone. Dialogue Notes Scene 1065 Panel 2 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 126
Scene 1066 Panel 1 Action After a beat, Homer walks up. Dialogue HOMER Hey... Mr. Burns. Fun party. The firework was a huge hit. Notes Scene 1066 Panel 2 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1066 Panel 3 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 127
Scene 1066 Panel 4 Action Dialogue (IMITATES A SINGLE LAME FIREWORK EXPLODING) Notes Revision Notes Scene 1067 Panel 1 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1067 Panel 2 Action Dialogue MR. BURNS Hush you! It was a disaster! Clearly I wouldn’t know a good time if-- Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 128
Scene 1067 Panel 6 Action Dialogue MR. BURNS (SEES SOMETHING) Great Gatsby! What is that?! Notes Scene 1067 Panel 7 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1068 Panel 1 Action He points across the bay, where a green light is reflected across the water. Above the light is a brightly-lit mansion. Sounds of LAUGHTER and MUSIC drift toward them. Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 130
Scene 1068 Panel 2 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1068 Panel 3 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1068 Panel 4 Action Dialogue HOMER Someone else is having a party... across the bay. Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 131
Scene 1068 Panel 5 Action Dialogue MR. BURNS Once I would’ve thought nothing of rowing across the water and crashing that party. All doors would open for Monogram Monty. But that was a long time ago... Notes Scene 1068 Panel 6 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1068 Panel 7 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 132
Scene 1068 Panel 8 Action Burns slumps sadly. Homer takes pity on him. Dialogue HOMER I’ll row you over. How hard could it be? Notes Scene 1069 Panel 1 Action EXT. BAY - A LITTLE LATER Burns sits in the back of the boat as Homer rows. Dialogue Notes Scene 1069 Panel 2 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 133
Scene 1070 Panel 1 Action Dialogue HOMER (GASPING FOR BREATH) So hard! Notes Scene 1070 Panel 2 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1070 Panel 3 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 134
Scene 1070 Panel 4 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1070 Panel 5 Action Dialogue MR. BURNS Would it help if I whipped you? Notes Scene 1070 Panel 6 Action Dialogue HOMER Maybe. (THINKS) Yeah, a little. Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 135
Scene 1070 Panel 7 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1070 Panel 8 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1070 Panel 9 Action Burns WHIPS Homer with a rope. ENERGIZED, he immediately starts rowing perfectly as they zip across the water. Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 136
Scene 1072 Panel 7 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1072 Panel 8 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1073 Panel 1 Action EXT. BEACH - NIGHT Homer & Mr. Burns jump out of the boat and climb up a path: Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 143
Scene 1074 Panel 2 Action EXT. AMAZING MANSION - LAWN - CONTINUOUS Homer and Mr. Burns gaze in wonder at a fabulous party. Dialogue Notes Scene 1075 Panel 1 Action The crowd is attractive, largely African-American and entirely dressed in white. Dialogue MR. BURNS (DELIGHTED) It's a white party! Just like I used to throw! Notes Scene 1075 Panel 2 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 145
Scene 1076 Panel 1 Action Dialogue MR. BURNS (LOOKS AROUND) Although we interpreted the theme a bit differently in those days. Notes Scene 1077 Panel 1 Action INT. AMAZING MANSION - BALLROOM - CONTINUOUS Dialogue Notes Scene 1078 Panel 1 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 146
Scene 1080 Panel 2 Action Burns and Homer make their way through the party. Dialogue Notes Scene 1080 Panel 3 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1081 Panel 1 Action Dialogue MR. BURNS Whoever is throwing this magnificent to-do understands how wealth and power should be enjoyed. Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 148
Scene 1081 Panel 5 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1081 Panel 6 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1081 Panel 7 Action Mr. Burns plunges into the crowd. (As they go, Homer grabs fancy passed apps and shoves them in his mouth.) Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 150
Scene 1082 Panel 9 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1083 Panel 1 Action Dialogue MR. BURNS Tell me, where can I find our host? Notes Scene 1083 Panel 2 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 155
Scene 1083 Panel 3 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1083 Panel 4 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1084 Panel 1 Action Dialogue FEMALE PARTYGOER #1 I haven’t seen him. Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 156
Scene 1085 Panel 1 Action Dialogue MALE PARTYGOER #1 No one's ever seen him! Notes Scene 1086 Panel 1 Action Dialogue FEMALE PARTYGOER #2 He doesn't exist! Notes Scene 1086 Panel 2 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 157
Scene 1086 Panel 3 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1086 Panel 4 Action Dialogue MALE PARTYGOER #2 ***# Oh, he's upstairs in his office. Notes Scene 1086 Panel 5 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 158
Scene 1087 Panel 1 Action INT. AMAZING MANSION - STAIRWAY - CONTINUOUS Mr. Burns and Homer head up a grand staircase. The walls are covered with gold records. Dialogue Notes Scene 1087 Panel 2 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1087 Panel 3 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 159
Scene 1088 Panel 1 Action INT. MANSION - OFFICE - MOMENTS LATER Homer & Mr. Burns burst into a room Dialogue Notes Scene 1088 Panel 2 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1089 Panel 1 Action with a balcony overlooking the bay. A stout, 40ish BLACK MAN IN A WHITE SUIT, handsome & powerful, stares stoically out the window. Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 162
Scene 1089 Panel 2 Action Dialogue MR. BURNS Are you the host of this incredible soiree? I must tell you, it’s the most incandescent, most dazzling-- Notes Scene 1089 Panel 3 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1090 Panel 1 Action Dialogue JAY G My name is Jay G. Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 163
Scene 1090 Panel 2 Action Dialogue JAY G And nobody crashes my party. Notes Scene 1090 Panel 3 Action Dialogue JAY G Not even you nobodies. Notes Scene 1090 Panel 4 Action Jay G SNAPS Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 164
Scene 1090 Panel 5 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1091 Panel 1 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1091 Panel 2 Action and GUARDS rush in wearing elegant white SWAT gear & point elegant white guns at Burns and Homer. Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 165
Scene 1091 Panel 3 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1091 Panel 4 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1091 Panel 5 Action Dialogue HOMER (SCARED) Let’s go, Mr. Burns. Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 166
Scene 1092 Panel 1 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1092 Panel 2 Action Hearing this, Jay G's eyes narrow with deep intensity. Dialogue JAY G What did you just say? Notes Scene 1092 Panel 3 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 167
Scene 1093 Panel 1 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1093 Panel 2 Action Dialogue HOMER Mr. Burns and I were just leaving. Notes Scene 1093 Panel 3 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 168
Scene 1093 Panel 4 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1093 Panel 5 Action Dialogue JAY G Are you Montgomery Burns, the despised billionaire? Notes Scene 1093 Panel 6 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 169
Scene 1093 Panel 7 Action Dialogue MR. BURNS (SCARED) That's what my cufflinks say. Notes Scene 1094 Panel 1 Action Dialogue JAY G There’s something I’ve wanted to tell you for a long time, you ruthless monster... Notes Scene 1094 Panel 2 Action Dialogue Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 170
Scene 1094 Panel 3 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1095 Panel 1 Action Dialogue MR. BURNS (SCARED NOISE) Notes Scene 1095 Panel 2 Action Dialogue JAY G (INTENSE) I love you. Notes WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 171
Scene 1095 Panel 3 Action Dialogue Notes Scene 1095 Panel 4 Action Jay G gives Burns a huge bear hug. Dialogue MR. BURNS (BIGGER SCARED NOISE) Notes Scene 1095 Panel 5 Action Dialogue MR. BURNS (BIGGER SCARED NOISE) Notes FADE OUT: END OF ACT ONE WABF04 "The Great Phatsby: Part One" ACT 1 Page 172