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αλεx π
July 02, 2013
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Tuesday, July 2, 13
FP will change your life Tuesday, July 2, 13
Way you write programs Tuesday, July 2, 13
Make you rich, famous and beautiful Tuesday, July 2, 13
FP is known to help hair growth Tuesday, July 2,
13
Stop aging (i’m 42 y.o.!, jk.) Tuesday, July 2, 13
Cure diseases Tuesday, July 2, 13
Make it’s adepts levitate Tuesday, July 2, 13
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And charisma by +8 Tuesday, July 2, 13
You’ll eat parentheses for breakfast Tuesday, July 2, 13
Your kids will only bring good grades from school Tuesday,
July 2, 13
They will give you a raise at work Tuesday, July
2, 13
In gym, you’ll be able to press 120kg Tuesday, July
2, 13
And, last (but not least) Tuesday, July 2, 13
Your sense of humor will imrpove :P Tuesday, July 2,
13
Munich Lambda Tuesday, July 2, 13
Functional Programming nerds Tuesday, July 2, 13
OMG ALL FP NERDS together??? Tuesday, July 2, 13
meetup.com/munich-lambda @defmunich 6 August, 19:00 Tuesday, July 2, 13