me, I can make this HTML page show things in a database, cool! • I’ll just use these variables from the query string to connect. Let’s mix it all up for speed. • Yay, MVC! Views are for winners. Separate all the things. • What is this Symfony framework thing people keep talking about? Composer is life. • Hey I’m getting pretty good at this OOP thing, let’s abstract all the things. Re-usability! • Input escaping is cool, look ma, no SQL Injections. XSS is so yesterday. • I am a code ninja. I don’t even see the code any more. I just see blonde, brunette, redhead. • Who wrote that awful unreadable code. What does it even do? Oh wait that was me a month ago. • Why god, why??? • OK, let’s just keep it simple, stupid. Simplicity is sanity.