Isla Nublar - A Prehistoric Postmortem

Isla Nublar - A Prehistoric Postmortem

A fun and informative take on how a postmortem would look if we were to examine the incident at Jurassic Park in the original 1993 film! The takeaway should be that you walk away knowing the steps involves in a postmortem and the reasons for taking them.

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Michael Scott Winslow

October 03, 2019
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  1. DevOps October 2019 ISLA NUBLAR: A PRE-HISTORIC POST-MORTEM Michael Winslow

    Director, Software Strategy & Transformation Comcast [voice of: Shilla Saebi]
  2. Isla Nublar A Pre-Historic Post-Mortem Ingen 1994 Michael Winslow

  3. Michael Winslow – SSTx – 04/04/2019

  4. Things you should know… • YOU are still YOU •

    We all work for a big company called INGEN • This entire presentation was done on Windows • The Name Drop • The year is 1994 ( a few years after Jurassic Park incident ) Ingen 1994
  5. What was 1994 like? • Movies: The Lion King, Forrest

    Gump, The Shawshank Redemption • Tensions start over inspection of nuclear plants in North Korea • Tonya Harding / Nancy Kerrigan • Netscape Navigator launched / The internet could actually be broke • OJ Simpson • Brazil wins World Cup ( Where’s Andrew??? ) • Songs: I Swear, Every single BoyzIIMen song, I’ll Stand By You Ingen 1994
  6. Ingen 1994

  7. Being Tomorrow, Today. Ingen 1994

  8. What is a Blameless Post-Mortem? A blameless postmortem (or post-mortem)

    is a process intended to help you learn from past incidents. It typically involves an analysis or discussion soon after an event has taken place. Making the process blameless helps the people involved be more truthful. Findings are 98% Accurate Second only to the INSIGHT SURVEY RESULTS Ingen 1994
  9. Parts of a Post-Mortem? • Title • Description • Timeline

    • Metrics • What Went Well? • Contributing Causes • Corrective Actions Ingen 1994
  10. The Team worked overtime! Ingen 1994

  11. Description On June, 2 1993 a major incident on the

    island of Isla Nublar caused the deaths of 5 people, 8 dinosaurs, a cow and a goat. We need to investigate what happened and note what can be done differently in the future. At the conclusion of this post-mortem, please decide if we are going to: a) Stop the program and avoid further loss of life b) Continue the program and MAKE THAT MONEY! Ingen 1994
  12. In loving memory of the victims Isla Nublar, 1993 Bessie

    Gruff Ingen 1994
  13. Ingen 1994

  14. Timeline Ingen 1994

  15. Timeline of Events 00:02:57 – Person opening the gate for

    velociraptor fell 00:03:30 – “Shoot ha! … Shoooooooot haaa!” – 1 Dead 00:32:58 – Cow Dies – Fed to Raptors 00:41:45 – Tour vehicles enter JP gates 00:49:00 – Tour manually exits vehicle (Triceritops Padoc) 00:53:34 – Dennis goes to vending machine 00:56:08 – Locking systems shut off 00:58:15 – Tour stops outside T-Rex padock : Fences disabled 01:00:21 – 3 failed login attempts by [rarnol201] 01:03:12 – Goat dies – Fed to T-Rex 01:03:36 – Vehicle1 doors open – we assume 1 passenger exits 01:03:59 – T-Rex fence breaks 01:05:08 – Vehicle1 door finally closes 01:05:52 – Vehicle1 disturbance detected (seems to be wobbly) 01:06:06 – Vehicle1 roof breaks (children touching equipment?) 01:06:30 – Vehicle1 completely off track (too heavy for children) 01:07:05 – Vehicle2 door opens 01:07:41 – Major damage to men’s room detected (death confirmed) 01:33:01 – Complete system shutdown / done manually 01:37:51 – Raptor fence broken (2 confirmed dead, 1 arm found) 01:43:28 – All power restored / power disruption on 1 fence 01:53:58 – Security Systems Reactivated 01:58:37 – All remaining people leave safely Ingen 1994
  16. Timeline of Events 00:02:57 – Person opening the gate for

    velociraptor fell 00:03:30 – “Shoot ha! … Shoooooooot haaa!” 00:32:58 – Cow Dies – Fed to Raptors 00:41:45 – Tour vehicles enter JP gates 00:49:00 – Tour manually exits vehicle (Triceritops Paddock) 00:53:34 – Dennis goes to vending machine 00:56:08 – Locking systems shut off 00:58:15 – Tour stops outside T-Rex paddock : Fences disabled 01:00:21 – 3 failed login attempts by [] 01:03:12 – Goat dies – Fed to T-Rex 01:03:36 – Vehicle1 doors open – we assume 1 passenger exits 01:03:59 – T-Rex fence breaks 01:05:08 – Vehicle1 door finally closes 01:05:52 – Vehicle1 disturbance detected (seems to be wobbly) 01:06:06 – Vehicle1 roof breaks (children touching equipment?) 01:06:30 – Vehicle1 completely off track (too heavy for children) 01:07:05 – Vehicle2 door opens 01:07:41 – Major damage to men’s room detected (death confirmed) 01:33:01 – Complete system shutdown / done manually 01:37:51 – Raptor fence broken, confirmed escaped 01:43:28 – All power restored / power disruption on 1 fence 01:53:58 – Security Systems Reactivated 01:58:37 – All remaining people leave safely 55m43s Ingen 1994
  17. What Went Well? (Please list all things that went well

    here) Ingen 1994
  18. Contributing Causes and Corrective Actions Ingen 1994

  19. “ ” WITNESS OPINION Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I've

    decided NOT to endorse your park. Dr. Alan Grant Paleontologist Ingen 1994
  20. “ ” WITNESS OPINION Kids! You want to have one

    of those??? Dr. Alan Grant Paleontologist Ingen 1994
  21. 1. Cancel the “Bring your kid to work” Program Ingen

    1994
  22. Ingen 1994

  23. None
  24. 2. Add door knobs that require opposable thumbs Ingen 1994

  25. Ingen 1994

  26. simulation

  27. 3. Install hand sanitizers throughout the facilities Ingen 1994

  28. “ ” WITNESS OPINION You read what others had done

    and you took the next step. You didn’t earn the knowledge for yourselves… Ian Malcolm Mathematician, chaos theory Ingen 1994
  29. NITHYA RUFF OPEN-SAURUS PRACTICE OPEN-SAURUS PRACTICE COPY(FORK) WHAT OTHERS DO

    AND TAKE THE NEXT STEP! COPY(FORK) WHAT OTHERS DO AND TAKE THE NEXT STEP! 4. Start an Open-Saurus Practice Ingen 1994
  30. “ ” WITNESS OPINION Clever Girl Robert Muldoon Game Warden

    DECEASED Ingen 1994
  31. 5. Create a new clothing line for “Clever Girls” Ingen

    1994
  32. “ ” WITNESS OPINION Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the

    earth! Dr. Ellie Sattler Paleobotanist UNDER INVESTIGATION Ingen 1994
  33. “ ” WITNESS OPINION You know anybody who can network

    8 connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Dennis Nedry Engineering 2 INNOCENT VICTIM Ingen 1994
  34. 6. Name our most popular application after “Dennis” Nedry Ingen

    1994
  35. Ingen 1994

  36. 7. Final inspection (should be ready now) Ingen 1994

  37. Ingen 1994

  38. None
  39. It’s Time to Choose a) Stop the program and avoid

    further loss of life b) Continue the program and MAKE THAT MONEY! Ingen 1994
  40. THE END

  41. Dedicated to Dennis Nedry father of CHAOS Engineering

  42. Ingen 1994