First Date (FINAL)

A guy tries to get through a first date without sharing a secret.

Special thanks to Faryn Pearl, Lauren McKinley, Monica Davila, John Sanford, Ian Abando, and Rad Sechrist for your wonderful feedback.

Transcript

1. Scene 000 Panel 1
2. Scene 001 Panel 1 Dialog DAN: Alright, Dan-o. You can do this. You've been on first dates with 61 Sparklr girls now...
3. Scene 002 Panel 1
4. Scene 002 Panel 2 Dialog DAN: Number 62 has--
5. Scene 002 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: --gotta--
6. Scene 002 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: --like you.
7. Scene 002 Panel 5 Dialog DAN: Your hair looks nice--
8. Scene 002 Panel 6 Dialog DAN: You've got a clean shave,--
9. Scene 002 Panel 7 Dialog DAN: --and a fresh new outfit!
10. Scene 002 Panel 8 Dialog DAN: Man, I'm gonna rock this date tonight!
11. Scene 002 Panel 9 Dialog DAN: ...I hope.
12. Scene 002 Panel 10 Dialog DAN: Just need to make sure I don't--
13. Scene 002 Panel 11 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises)
14. Scene 002 Panel 12 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises)
15. Scene 002 Panel 13 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises)
16. Scene 002 Panel 14 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises)
17. Scene 002 Panel 15 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises)
18. Scene 002 Panel 16 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises mixed with ethereal screaming)
19. Scene 002 Panel 17 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises mixed with ethereal screaming) Notes A-B cycle
20. Scene 002 Panel 18 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises mixed with ethereal screaming) Notes A-B cycle
21. Scene 002 Panel 19 Dialog SFX: *SNAP*
22. Scene 002 Panel 20
23. Scene 002 Panel 21 Dialog DAN: --do that.
24. Scene 002 Panel 22
25. Scene 002 Panel 23 Dialog DAN: Okay, that one wasn't too bad...
26. Scene 003 Panel 1
27. Scene 003 Panel 2 Dialog DAN: At least it wasn't in front of--
28. Scene 003 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: At least it wasn't in front of--
29. Scene 003 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: At least it wasn't in front of--
30. Scene 003 Panel 5 Dialog DAN: At least it wasn't in front of--
31. Scene 003 Panel 6 Dialog DAN: At least it wasn't in front of--
32. Scene 003 Panel 7 Dialog DAN: --SARAH!
33. Scene 003 Panel 8 Dialog SARAH: Oh, hey, you're Dan!
34. Scene 004 Panel 1
35. Scene 004 Panel 2 Dialog SARAH: I was kinda worried you'd be a weirdo--
36. Scene 004 Panel 3 Dialog SARAH: but I'm glad you're just a normal guy.
37. Scene 004 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: Yup! Haha, normal guy!
38. Scene 005 Panel 1
39. Scene 005 Panel 2 Dialog DAN: Completely...
40. Scene 005 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: Completely...
41. Scene 005 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: --utterly...
42. Scene 005 Panel 5 Dialog DAN: --utterly...
43. Scene 005 Panel 6 Dialog DAN: --normal...
44. Scene 005 Panel 7 Dialog DAN: --normal...
45. Scene 005 Panel 8
46. Scene 006 Panel 1 Dialog DAN: So, are--
47. Scene 007 Panel 1 Dialog DAN: --you new to the Bostimarea?
48. Scene 007 Panel 2 Dialog DAN: Er--
49. Scene 007 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: --Bostimore area?
50. Scene 007 Panel 4 Dialog SARAH: Uh... I've--
51. Scene 007 Panel 5 Dialog SARAH: --lived here--
52. Scene 007 Panel 6 Dialog SARAH: --for four and a half months now--
53. Scene 007 Panel 7 Dialog SARAH: --so...
54. Scene 007 Panel 8 Dialog SARAH: --relatively, I--
55. Scene 007 Panel 9 Dialog SARAH: --kinda am?
56. Scene 008 Panel 1
57. Scene 008 Panel 2 Dialog SARAH: There's so many cool seafood places, but--
58. Scene 008 Panel 3 Dialog SARAH: --I don't know how long it takes to try 'em all.
59. Scene 009 Panel 1 Dialog SARAH (O.S.): (Laughs) Do you like seafood?
60. Scene 009 Panel 2
61. Scene 009 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: Oh--
62. Scene 009 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: --yeah!
63. Scene 009 Panel 5 Dialog DAN: (Stammers)
64. Scene 009 Panel 6 Dialog DAN: Totally!
65. Scene 010 Panel 1 Dialog DAN: (chuckles)
66. Scene 010 Panel 2 Dialog DAN: It's great!
67. Scene 010 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: (Laughing)
68. Scene 010 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: (Laughing)
69. Scene 010 Panel 5 Dialog DAN: (Laughing) It totally doesn't-- Notes A-B cycle
70. Scene 010 Panel 6 Dialog DAN: (Laughing) It totally doesn't-- Notes A-B cycle
71. Scene 010 Panel 7 Dialog DAN: --kick up my--
72. Scene 011 Panel 1 Dialog DAN: --gag reflex like I'm a dumb baby or something because--
73. Scene 011 Panel 2 Dialog DAN: --gag reflex like I'm a dumb baby or something because--
74. Scene 011 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: --I'm an adult.
75. Scene 011 Panel 4
76. Scene 011 Panel 5
77. Scene 011 Panel 6 Dialog SAN: So, you're ok with just a--
78. Scene 011 Panel 7 Dialog DAN: --pizza, right?
79. Scene 012 Panel 1 Dialog SARAH: Oh, for--
80. Scene 012 Panel 2 Dialog SARAH: --sure.
81. Scene 012 Panel 3 Dialog SARAH: (Sips water)
82. Scene 012 Panel 4 Dialog SARAH: With shrimp, right?
83. Scene 013 Panel 1
84. Scene 013 Panel 2
85. Scene 013 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: Uhhhh...
86. Scene 013 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: (uncomfortable moan)
87. Scene 013 Panel 5 Dialog DAN (quietly, to himself): C'mon, not here, not now... anywhere else...
88. Scene 013 Panel 6 Dialog SARAH: You OK?
89. Scene 014 Panel 1
90. Scene 014 Panel 2 Dialog SFX: (Snapping, crackling noises)
91. Scene 014 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: (Monstrous roaring and screeching)
92. Scene 014 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: (Monstrous roaring and screeching) Notes A-B cycle
93. Scene 014 Panel 5 Dialog DAN: (Monstrous roaring and screeching) Notes A-B cycle
94. Scene 014 Panel 6 Dialog DAN: (Monstrous roaring and screeching) Notes A-B cycle
95. Scene 014 Panel 7 Dialog DAN: (Monstrous roaring and screeching) Notes A-B cycle
96. Scene 014 Panel 8 Dialog SFX: (Snapping, crackling noises)
97. Scene 015 Panel 1 Dialog SFX: (Snapping, crackling noises)
98. Scene 015 Panel 2
99. Scene 015 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: Hrrgh--
100. Scene 015 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: I'm sorry!
101. Scene 016 Panel 1
102. Scene 016 Panel 2 Dialog SARAH: Aww, Dan...
103. Scene 016 Panel 3 Dialog SARAH: It's okay.
104. Scene 016 Panel 4 Dialog SARAH: I don't think any--
105. Scene 016 Panel 5 Dialog SARAH: --less of you.
106. Scene 016 Panel 6 Dialog DAN: Wait...
107. Scene 016 Panel 7 Dialog DAN: You don't?
108. Scene 017 Panel 1 Dialog SARAH: Dude, I've seen way worse from other guys on Sparklr!
109. Scene 017 Panel 2 Dialog SARAH: That was embarrassing, but it happens.
110. Scene 017 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: Yeah, it's far from the worst way to embarrass yourself on a first date.
111. Scene 017 Panel 4 Dialog SARAH: (Laughs)
112. Scene 017 Panel 5 Dialog SARAH: (Laughs)
113. Scene 017 Panel 6 Dialog SARAH: (Laughs)
114. Scene 017 Panel 7 Dialog SARAH: (Laughs)
115. Scene 018 Panel 1 Dialog SARAH: You--
116. Scene 018 Panel 2 Dialog SARAH: --know, I think it's great when--
117. Scene 018 Panel 3 Dialog SARAH: --guys are okay--
118. Scene 018 Panel 4 Dialog SARAH: --with their imperfections--
119. Scene 018 Panel 5 Dialog SARAH: --and embrace them.
120. Scene 019 Panel 1
121. Scene 019 Panel 2
122. Scene 019 Panel 3
123. Scene 019 Panel 4
124. Scene 019 Panel 5 Dialog DAN: You really do?
125. Scene 020 Panel 1 Dialog SARAH: I really REALLY do.
126. Scene 021 Panel 1
127. Scene 021 Panel 2 Dialog DAN: Oh--
128. Scene 021 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: heh heh
129. Scene 021 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: Cool.
130. Scene 021 Panel 5
131. Scene 021 Panel 6
132. Scene 021 Panel 7
133. Scene 021 Panel 8
134. Scene 022 Panel 1
135. Scene 022 Panel 2
136. Scene 022 Panel 3 Dialog SARAH: (Giggles)
137. Scene 022 Panel 4 Action Notes Sarah's neck opens up.
138. Scene 022 Panel 5 Dialog SFX: (Slithering noises)
139. Scene 022 Panel 6 Dialog SFX: (Slithering noises)
140. Scene 023 Panel 1 Dialog SFX: (Slithering noises)
141. Scene 023 Panel 2 Dialog SFX: (Slithering noises)
142. Scene 023 Panel 3 Dialog SFX: (Slithering noises)
143. Scene 023 Panel 4 Dialog SFX: (Slithering noises)
144. Scene 023 Panel 5
145. Scene 023 Panel 6
146. Scene 023 Panel 7