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First Date (FINAL)

First DateĀ (FINAL)

A guy tries to get through a first date without sharing a secret.

Special thanks to Faryn Pearl, Lauren McKinley, Monica Davila, John Sanford, Ian Abando, and Rad Sechrist for your wonderful feedback.

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Mike Kachur

October 19, 2021
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  1. Scene 000 Panel 1

  2. Scene 001 Panel 1 Dialog DAN: Alright, Dan-o. You can

    do this. You've been on first dates with 61 Sparklr girls now...
  3. Scene 002 Panel 1

  4. Scene 002 Panel 2 Dialog DAN: Number 62 has--

  5. Scene 002 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: --gotta--

  6. Scene 002 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: --like you.

  7. Scene 002 Panel 5 Dialog DAN: Your hair looks nice--

  8. Scene 002 Panel 6 Dialog DAN: You've got a clean

    shave,--
  9. Scene 002 Panel 7 Dialog DAN: --and a fresh new

    outfit!
  10. Scene 002 Panel 8 Dialog DAN: Man, I'm gonna rock

    this date tonight!
  11. Scene 002 Panel 9 Dialog DAN: ...I hope.

  12. Scene 002 Panel 10 Dialog DAN: Just need to make

    sure I don't--
  13. Scene 002 Panel 11 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises)

  14. Scene 002 Panel 12 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises)

  15. Scene 002 Panel 13 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises)

  16. Scene 002 Panel 14 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises)

  17. Scene 002 Panel 15 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises)

  18. Scene 002 Panel 16 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises mixed

    with ethereal screaming)
  19. Scene 002 Panel 17 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises mixed

    with ethereal screaming) Notes A-B cycle
  20. Scene 002 Panel 18 Dialog DAN: (Hideous guttural noises mixed

    with ethereal screaming) Notes A-B cycle
  21. Scene 002 Panel 19 Dialog SFX: *SNAP*

  22. Scene 002 Panel 20

  23. Scene 002 Panel 21 Dialog DAN: --do that.

  24. Scene 002 Panel 22

  25. Scene 002 Panel 23 Dialog DAN: Okay, that one wasn't

    too bad...
  26. Scene 003 Panel 1

  27. Scene 003 Panel 2 Dialog DAN: At least it wasn't

    in front of--
  28. Scene 003 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: At least it wasn't

    in front of--
  29. Scene 003 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: At least it wasn't

    in front of--
  30. Scene 003 Panel 5 Dialog DAN: At least it wasn't

    in front of--
  31. Scene 003 Panel 6 Dialog DAN: At least it wasn't

    in front of--
  32. Scene 003 Panel 7 Dialog DAN: --SARAH!

  33. Scene 003 Panel 8 Dialog SARAH: Oh, hey, you're Dan!

  34. Scene 004 Panel 1

  35. Scene 004 Panel 2 Dialog SARAH: I was kinda worried

    you'd be a weirdo--
  36. Scene 004 Panel 3 Dialog SARAH: but I'm glad you're

    just a normal guy.
  37. Scene 004 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: Yup! Haha, normal guy!

  38. Scene 005 Panel 1

  39. Scene 005 Panel 2 Dialog DAN: Completely...

  40. Scene 005 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: Completely...

  41. Scene 005 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: --utterly...

  42. Scene 005 Panel 5 Dialog DAN: --utterly...

  43. Scene 005 Panel 6 Dialog DAN: --normal...

  44. Scene 005 Panel 7 Dialog DAN: --normal...

  45. Scene 005 Panel 8

  46. Scene 006 Panel 1 Dialog DAN: So, are--

  47. Scene 007 Panel 1 Dialog DAN: --you new to the

    Bostimarea?
  48. Scene 007 Panel 2 Dialog DAN: Er--

  49. Scene 007 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: --Bostimore area?

  50. Scene 007 Panel 4 Dialog SARAH: Uh... I've--

  51. Scene 007 Panel 5 Dialog SARAH: --lived here--

  52. Scene 007 Panel 6 Dialog SARAH: --for four and a

    half months now--
  53. Scene 007 Panel 7 Dialog SARAH: --so...

  54. Scene 007 Panel 8 Dialog SARAH: --relatively, I--

  55. Scene 007 Panel 9 Dialog SARAH: --kinda am?

  56. Scene 008 Panel 1

  57. Scene 008 Panel 2 Dialog SARAH: There's so many cool

    seafood places, but--
  58. Scene 008 Panel 3 Dialog SARAH: --I don't know how

    long it takes to try 'em all.
  59. Scene 009 Panel 1 Dialog SARAH (O.S.): (Laughs) Do you

    like seafood?
  60. Scene 009 Panel 2

  61. Scene 009 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: Oh--

  62. Scene 009 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: --yeah!

  63. Scene 009 Panel 5 Dialog DAN: (Stammers)

  64. Scene 009 Panel 6 Dialog DAN: Totally!

  65. Scene 010 Panel 1 Dialog DAN: (chuckles)

  66. Scene 010 Panel 2 Dialog DAN: It's great!

  67. Scene 010 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: (Laughing)

  68. Scene 010 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: (Laughing)

  69. Scene 010 Panel 5 Dialog DAN: (Laughing) It totally doesn't--

    Notes A-B cycle
  70. Scene 010 Panel 6 Dialog DAN: (Laughing) It totally doesn't--

    Notes A-B cycle
  71. Scene 010 Panel 7 Dialog DAN: --kick up my--

  72. Scene 011 Panel 1 Dialog DAN: --gag reflex like I'm

    a dumb baby or something because--
  73. Scene 011 Panel 2 Dialog DAN: --gag reflex like I'm

    a dumb baby or something because--
  74. Scene 011 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: --I'm an adult.

  75. Scene 011 Panel 4

  76. Scene 011 Panel 5

  77. Scene 011 Panel 6 Dialog SAN: So, you're ok with

    just a--
  78. Scene 011 Panel 7 Dialog DAN: --pizza, right?

  79. Scene 012 Panel 1 Dialog SARAH: Oh, for--

  80. Scene 012 Panel 2 Dialog SARAH: --sure.

  81. Scene 012 Panel 3 Dialog SARAH: (Sips water)

  82. Scene 012 Panel 4 Dialog SARAH: With shrimp, right?

  83. Scene 013 Panel 1

  84. Scene 013 Panel 2

  85. Scene 013 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: Uhhhh...

  86. Scene 013 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: (uncomfortable moan)

  87. Scene 013 Panel 5 Dialog DAN (quietly, to himself): C'mon,

    not here, not now... anywhere else...
  88. Scene 013 Panel 6 Dialog SARAH: You OK?

  89. Scene 014 Panel 1

  90. Scene 014 Panel 2 Dialog SFX: (Snapping, crackling noises)

  91. Scene 014 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: (Monstrous roaring and screeching)

  92. Scene 014 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: (Monstrous roaring and screeching)

    Notes A-B cycle
  93. Scene 014 Panel 5 Dialog DAN: (Monstrous roaring and screeching)

    Notes A-B cycle
  94. Scene 014 Panel 6 Dialog DAN: (Monstrous roaring and screeching)

    Notes A-B cycle
  95. Scene 014 Panel 7 Dialog DAN: (Monstrous roaring and screeching)

    Notes A-B cycle
  96. Scene 014 Panel 8 Dialog SFX: (Snapping, crackling noises)

  97. Scene 015 Panel 1 Dialog SFX: (Snapping, crackling noises)

  98. Scene 015 Panel 2

  99. Scene 015 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: Hrrgh--

  100. Scene 015 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: I'm sorry!

  101. Scene 016 Panel 1

  102. Scene 016 Panel 2 Dialog SARAH: Aww, Dan...

  103. Scene 016 Panel 3 Dialog SARAH: It's okay.

  104. Scene 016 Panel 4 Dialog SARAH: I don't think any--

  105. Scene 016 Panel 5 Dialog SARAH: --less of you.

  106. Scene 016 Panel 6 Dialog DAN: Wait...

  107. Scene 016 Panel 7 Dialog DAN: You don't?

  108. Scene 017 Panel 1 Dialog SARAH: Dude, I've seen way

    worse from other guys on Sparklr!
  109. Scene 017 Panel 2 Dialog SARAH: That was embarrassing, but

    it happens.
  110. Scene 017 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: Yeah, it's far from

    the worst way to embarrass yourself on a first date.
  111. Scene 017 Panel 4 Dialog SARAH: (Laughs)

  112. Scene 017 Panel 5 Dialog SARAH: (Laughs)

  113. Scene 017 Panel 6 Dialog SARAH: (Laughs)

  114. Scene 017 Panel 7 Dialog SARAH: (Laughs)

  115. Scene 018 Panel 1 Dialog SARAH: You--

  116. Scene 018 Panel 2 Dialog SARAH: --know, I think it's

    great when--
  117. Scene 018 Panel 3 Dialog SARAH: --guys are okay--

  118. Scene 018 Panel 4 Dialog SARAH: --with their imperfections--

  119. Scene 018 Panel 5 Dialog SARAH: --and embrace them.

  120. Scene 019 Panel 1

  121. Scene 019 Panel 2

  122. Scene 019 Panel 3

  123. Scene 019 Panel 4

  124. Scene 019 Panel 5 Dialog DAN: You really do?

  125. Scene 020 Panel 1 Dialog SARAH: I really REALLY do.

  126. Scene 021 Panel 1

  127. Scene 021 Panel 2 Dialog DAN: Oh--

  128. Scene 021 Panel 3 Dialog DAN: heh heh

  129. Scene 021 Panel 4 Dialog DAN: Cool.

  130. Scene 021 Panel 5

  131. Scene 021 Panel 6

  132. Scene 021 Panel 7

  133. Scene 021 Panel 8

  134. Scene 022 Panel 1

  135. Scene 022 Panel 2

  136. Scene 022 Panel 3 Dialog SARAH: (Giggles)

  137. Scene 022 Panel 4 Action Notes Sarah's neck opens up.

  138. Scene 022 Panel 5 Dialog SFX: (Slithering noises)

  139. Scene 022 Panel 6 Dialog SFX: (Slithering noises)

  140. Scene 023 Panel 1 Dialog SFX: (Slithering noises)

  141. Scene 023 Panel 2 Dialog SFX: (Slithering noises)

  142. Scene 023 Panel 3 Dialog SFX: (Slithering noises)

  143. Scene 023 Panel 4 Dialog SFX: (Slithering noises)

  144. Scene 023 Panel 5

  145. Scene 023 Panel 6

  146. Scene 023 Panel 7