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The Grassy Group in "The Malicious Mushroom"

The Grassy Group in "The Malicious Mushroom"

Two friends are stopped in their tracks by a fungal foe who only wants one thing: to riddle! Written and storyboarded by Mike Kachur. Thanks to Charlie Gavin and Gus for their feedback.

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Mike Kachur

August 25, 2021
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  1. Scene 1 Panel 1

  2. Scene 1 Panel 2

  3. Scene 1 Panel 3 Dialog AGDARF: And so I said,

    "Her name is Kate!
  4. Scene 1 Panel 4 Dialog AGDARF: It's not July,

  5. Scene 2 Panel 1

  6. Scene 2 Panel 2 Dialog AGDARF: because you said Kate's

    mom at the beginning!
  7. Scene 2 Panel 3 Dialog AGDARF: because you said Kate's

    mom at the beginning!"
  8. Scene 2 Panel 4 Dialog AGDARF: And then I won

    the riddle contest!
  9. Scene 2 Panel 5 Dialog AGDARF: And then I won

    the riddle contest!
  10. Scene 2 Panel 6 Dialog YULPIE: (Laughs)

  11. Scene 3 Panel 1 Dialog YULPIE: (Laughs)

  12. Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog YULPIE: (Laughs)

  13. Scene 3 Panel 3 Dialog YULPIE: I'm glad you had

    fun.
  14. Scene 3 Panel 4

  15. Scene 3 Panel 5

  16. Scene 3 Panel 6 Dialog YULPIE: (GASPS) Slugging BG Pan

    stops here
  17. Scene 3 Panel 7 Dialog YULPIE: (GASPS)

  18. Scene 4 Panel 1

  19. Scene 4 Panel 2

  20. Scene 4 Panel 3 Dialog YULPIE: No--

  21. Scene 4 Panel 4 Dialog YULPIE: --no--

  22. Scene 4 Panel 5 Dialog YULPIE: --no,--

  23. Scene 4 Panel 6 Dialog YULPIE: --Gloob.

  24. Scene 4 Panel 7

  25. Scene 5 Panel 1

  26. Scene 5 Panel 2 Dialog YULPIE: Remember, you don't get

    water from the grass.
  27. Scene 5 Panel 3 Dialog YULPIE: Remember, you don't get

    water from the grass.
  28. Scene 5 Panel 4 Dialog YULPIE: We're almost at the

    well,
  29. Scene 5 Panel 5 Dialog YULPIE: We're almost at the

    well,
  30. Scene 5 Panel 6 Dialog YULPIE: where you can get--

  31. Scene 5 Panel 7 Dialog YULPIE: --all the water you

    want!
  32. Scene 5 Panel 8 Dialog YULPIE: --all the water you

    want!
  33. Scene 5 Panel 9

  34. Scene 6 Panel 1 Dialog AGDARF: Yulpie,

  35. Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog AGDARF: maybe he just doesn't

    wanna walk an hour just for a drink.
  36. Scene 6 Panel 3 Dialog AGDARF: maybe he just doesn't

    wanna walk an hour just for a drink.
  37. Scene 6 Panel 4 Dialog YULPIE: Agdarf, there's no reason

    to settle for less than the best.
  38. Scene 6 Panel 5 Dialog YULPIE: Agdarf, there's no reason

    to settle for less than the best.
  39. Scene 6 Panel 6 Dialog YULPIE: Agdarf, there's no reason

    to settle for less than the best.
  40. Scene 7 Panel 1 Action Notes [Agdarf steps on a

    mushroom]
  41. Scene 7 Panel 2 Action Notes [Agdarf steps on a

    mushroom]
  42. Scene 7 Panel 3 Action Notes [Agdarf steps on a

    mushroom]
  43. Scene 8 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): OO--

  44. Scene 8 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): OO--

  45. Scene 8 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): OO--

  46. Scene 8 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): OOH-hoo-hoo. Looky--

  47. Scene 8 Panel 5 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --here.

  48. Scene 9 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: A nice,

  49. Scene 9 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: --fresh, de--

  50. Scene 9 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: --licious--

  51. Scene 9 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM: --lunch!

  52. Scene 10 Panel 1

  53. Scene 10 Panel 2

  54. Scene 10 Panel 3 Dialog YULPIE/AGDARF: (TERRIFIED SCREAM)

  55. Scene 10 Panel 4 Dialog YULPIE/AGDARF: (TERRIFIED SCREAM)

  56. Scene 10 Panel 5 Dialog YULPIE/AGDARF: (TERRIFIED SCREAM)

  57. Scene 10 Panel 6 Dialog YULPIE/AGDARF: (TERRIFIED SCREAM)

  58. Scene 11 Panel 1

  59. Scene 11 Panel 2 Action Notes (The Gloob drops onto

    his head
  60. Scene 11 Panel 3 Action Notes (The Gloob drops onto

    his head
  61. Scene 11 Panel 4 Action Notes And morphs)

  62. Scene 11 Panel 5 Action Notes And morphs)

  63. Scene 11 Panel 6 Action Notes And morphs)

  64. Scene 11 Panel 7 Action Notes And morphs)

  65. Scene 11 Panel 8

  66. Scene 12 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: Luckily for you,--

  67. Scene 12 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: --mushroom law states you

    may go forth
  68. Scene 12 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: --*IF*--

  69. Scene 12 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM: --you can solve any

    of my--
  70. Scene 13 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: --three favorite riddles.

  71. Scene 13 Panel 2 Dialog AG: (GASPS)

  72. Scene 13 Panel 3 Dialog AG: Yes!!!

  73. Scene 13 Panel 4 Dialog AG: I've got this!

  74. Scene 13 Panel 5

  75. Scene 14 Panel 1

  76. Scene 14 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: Riddle the first!

  77. Scene 14 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: What color is the

    sky?
  78. Scene 14 Panel 4

  79. Scene 15 Panel 1

  80. Scene 15 Panel 2 Dialog AG: Um...

  81. Scene 15 Panel 3 Dialog AG: --blue?

  82. Scene 16 Panel 1

  83. Scene 16 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: WROOOOO--

  84. Scene 16 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: --NG!!!!!!!

  85. Scene 17 Panel 1

  86. Scene 17 Panel 2

  87. Scene 17 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: I was looking for

    "cerulean".
  88. Scene 17 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM: Riddle the second!

  89. Scene 17 Panel 5 Dialog MUSHROOM: What is half a

    quarter-dozen rounded to--
  90. Scene 17 Panel 6 Dialog MUSHROOM: --the nearest integer?

  91. Scene 17 Panel 7

  92. Scene 18 Panel 1

  93. Scene 18 Panel 2 Dialog AG: Okay, let's see...

  94. Scene 18 Panel 3 Dialog AG: carry the seven...

  95. Scene 19 Panel 1

  96. Scene 19 Panel 2

  97. Scene 19 Panel 3

  98. Scene 19 Panel 4

  99. Scene 20 Panel 1

  100. Scene 20 Panel 2 Dialog AG: Two!!

  101. Scene 20 Panel 3 Dialog AG: Two!!

  102. Scene 21 Panel 1

  103. Scene 21 Panel 2

  104. Scene 21 Panel 3

  105. Scene 22 Panel 1 Dialog AG: Look at this clown

    thinkin' he's smarter than--
  106. Scene 22 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: WROOOOONG!!!!!

  107. Scene 22 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: WROOOOONG!!!!!

  108. Scene 22 Panel 4

  109. Scene 22 Panel 5 Dialog AGDARF: Alright, last riddle!

  110. Scene 23 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: Riddle the--

  111. Scene 23 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: THIRD!

  112. Scene 23 Panel 3

  113. Scene 24 Panel 1

  114. Scene 24 Panel 2

  115. Scene 24 Panel 3 Dialog YULPIE: Agdarf,

  116. Scene 24 Panel 4 Dialog YULPIE: --don't you see? He's--

  117. Scene 24 Panel 5 Dialog YULPIE: --always going to say

    you're wrong even if you're right.
  118. Scene 24 Panel 6

  119. Scene 25 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: How--

  120. Scene 25 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: --DARE--

  121. Scene 25 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: --you accuse me of

    such chicanery!
  122. Scene 25 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM: I am a mushroom

    of my word!
  123. Scene 26 Panel 1 Dialog YULPIE: A quarter-dozen is--

  124. Scene 26 Panel 2 Dialog YULPIE: --three, half of that

    is--
  125. Scene 26 Panel 3 Dialog YULPIE: --1.5, round it up

    to the nearest whole number, it's--
  126. Scene 26 Panel 4 Dialog YULPIE: --2.

  127. Scene 26 Panel 5

  128. Scene 27 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: I--

  129. Scene 27 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: er--

  130. Scene 27 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: Gah!

  131. Scene 28 Panel 1

  132. Scene 28 Panel 2 Dialog AG: I guess that's--

  133. Scene 28 Panel 3 Dialog AG: --mushroom talk for "you

    won the game!"
  134. Scene 28 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM: NO!!!!!! Action Notes [Agdarf

    trips and falls]
  135. Scene 28 Panel 5 Action Notes [Agdarf trips and falls]

  136. Scene 29 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: The only real way

    to pass is to bring me the--
  137. Scene 29 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: --stone of Sluglius. It's

    blue,--
  138. Scene 30 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --perfectly round, and--

  139. Scene 30 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --is covered in

    swirls,--
  140. Scene 30 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --and--

  141. Scene 30 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --has--

  142. Scene 30 Panel 5 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): -- never been

    seen for--
  143. Scene 31 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: --hundreds and hundreds of--

    AG (O.S.): Found--
  144. Scene 31 Panel 2 Dialog AG (O.S.): --it!

  145. Scene 31 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: What the--?!?!

  146. Scene 32 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: Where did you get

    that?
  147. Scene 32 Panel 2

  148. Scene 32 Panel 3 Dialog AG: It was right at

    the edge of your stem!
  149. Scene 32 Panel 4 Dialog AG: That big head of

    yours must be why you haven't seen it in so long.
  150. Scene 32 Panel 5 Dialog AG: Next time you lose

    something,--
  151. Scene 33 Panel 1 Dialog AG (O.S.): --maybe just stretch

    your neck a little. Now, if you'll excuse us, we really need to--
  152. Scene 33 Panel 2 Dialog AG (O.S.): --maybe just stretch

    your neck a little. Now, if you'll excuse us, we really need to--
  153. Scene 34 Panel 1

  154. Scene 34 Panel 2

  155. Scene 34 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!

  156. Scene 34 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!

  157. Scene 34 Panel 5 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!

  158. Scene 34 Panel 6 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!

  159. Scene 34 Panel 7 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!

  160. Scene 34 Panel 8 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!

  161. Scene 34 Panel 9 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!

  162. Scene 34 Panel 10 Dialog MUSHROOM: SILENCE!!!!!!

  163. Scene 35 Panel 1

  164. Scene 35 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): You insufferable goons

    are going to be devoured so hard, your souls will ache and your BRAINS WILL--
  165. Scene 35 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): You insufferable goons

    are going to be devoured so hard, your souls will ache and your BRAINS WILL--
  166. Scene 35 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --MELT!!! I will

    make sure--
  167. Scene 35 Panel 5 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --MELT!!! I will

    make sure--
  168. Scene 35 Panel 6 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --that I--

  169. Scene 35 Panel 7 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): --chew you so

    thoroughly, that--
  170. Scene 36 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM: --the very FIBER of

    your BEING wi--
  171. Scene 36 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: --kgghhhh!!

  172. Scene 37 Panel 1

  173. Scene 37 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): Ow!!

  174. Scene 37 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM (O.S.): My head!! Gah!

    What--
  175. Scene 38 Panel 1

  176. Scene 38 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM: What IS THIS?!

  177. Scene 38 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM: What IS THIS?!

  178. Scene 38 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM: What IS THIS?!

  179. Scene 38 Panel 5

  180. Scene 38 Panel 6

  181. Scene 39 Panel 1 Dialog YULPIE (O.S.): Yay! Keep going!!

    AG (O.S.): Atta Gloob!
  182. Scene 39 Panel 2 Dialog YULPIE (O.S.): Yay! Keep going!!

    AG (O.S.): Atta Gloob!
  183. Scene 40 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM (voice getting higher): Ack,

    get off me!
  184. Scene 40 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM (voice getting higher): Ow,

    my brain,
  185. Scene 40 Panel 3 Dialog MUSHROOM (voice getting higher): my

    beautiful brain!
  186. Scene 40 Panel 4 Dialog MUSHROOM (voice getting higher): And

    my blood!
  187. Scene 40 Panel 5 Dialog MUSHROOM (voice getting higher): It's

    all gone!
  188. Scene 40 Panel 6 Dialog MUSHROOM (voice getting higher): NOOOOO!!!!

  189. Scene 41 Panel 1

  190. Scene 41 Panel 2

  191. Scene 41 Panel 3

  192. Scene 41 Panel 4

  193. Scene 41 Panel 5 Dialog MUSHROOM (high-pitched voice): Ouch.

  194. Scene 41 Panel 6

  195. Scene 41 Panel 7

  196. Scene 42 Panel 1 Dialog YULPIE: Hooray for Gloob! You

    saved us! AG: Way to go, little buddy!
  197. Scene 42 Panel 2 Dialog YULPIE: Hooray for Gloob! You

    saved us! AG: Way to go, little buddy!
  198. Scene 42 Panel 3 Dialog YULPIE: Hooray for Gloob! You

    saved us! AG: Way to go, little buddy!
  199. Scene 42 Panel 4 Dialog YULPIE: Oh, you're the best

    little Gloob I could ever ask for!
  200. Scene 42 Panel 5 Dialog AG: I think your days

    of riddling are over, ya fungus.
  201. Scene 43 Panel 1 Dialog MUSHROOM (high-pitched voice): You haven't

    seen the last of me!!!
  202. Scene 43 Panel 2 Dialog MUSHROOM (high-pitched voice): I'm still

    very loud!!
  203. Scene 43 Panel 3

  204. Scene 44 Panel 1

  205. Scene 44 Panel 2 Dialog AG: Now we--

  206. Scene 44 Panel 3 Dialog AG: --can finally get Gloob

    to the--
  207. Scene 44 Panel 4 Dialog AG: --well!

  208. Scene 44 Panel 5 Dialog YULPIE: Oh, I don't think

    we need to anymore.
  209. Scene 44 Panel 6

  210. Scene 45 Panel 1

  211. Scene 45 Panel 2 Dialog GLOOB: (BURPS)

  212. Scene 45 Panel 3 Dialog GLOOB: (BURPS)

  213. Scene 45 Panel 4 Dialog GLOOB: (EXHALE)