Tasteless

Segment of a story where a vampire brings her human girlfriend home to meet her mother who despises humans

Transcript

1. Bianca: AUGH!!!
2. Bianca: That’s it,
3. Bianca: We’re leaving!
12. Bianca: This is exactly how I thought it would go…
13. Bianca: I just can’t believe you, Mom!
14. Bianca: This isn’t 1776…
16. Bianca: MOM!!!!!
17. Dragomira: Oh,
18. Dragomira: hey, honey.
19. Bianca: YOU BIT HER FINGER OFF?!?!
20. Grace: It’s fine, babe!
21. Grace: Just a finger!
23. Dragomira: Please, honey…
25. you have no taste.
26. I’m sure if you had just a nibble of her,
27. you would see what humans are really good for!
28. Grace: Just a nibble…
29. Bianca: I’m not nibbling her!