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A Terrible Time in Terminal Two
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tthhmmss
September 26, 2019
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A Terrible Time in Terminal Two
tthhmmss
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Dialog *low screeching off-screen*
Dialog Johnny: Huh?
Dialog Kid: I'm alone!!!!
Dialog *baby's laughing"
Dialog J: Ugh...
Dialog J: Grrrrr.
Dialog J: Grrrrr.
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Dialog Kid: Woooo!!
Dialog Kid: I'm flyng--!
Dialog Kid: *screams*
Dialog Kid: Wahhhhh! Mommy!
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Dialog J: *gulp*
Dialog #1 Mom: Hey jerk-
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Dialog Announcement: This is the final boarding call for Mr.
Johnny Smithson, Johnny Smithson to gate 13.