For the last couple of years, I have been building, maintaining, and fighting projects that make use of distributed computing, parallel processing, message brokers, queues, and workers. This is one of those "from the trenches" talks, where I will regale you with tales about the series of unfortunate events that may happen as your application grows in complexity. Tales like disk space fluctuations, importance of logging, NoSql problems, restructuring your order of execution in code for performance gains, short-sighted albeit logical architectural decisions that will cost you in the long run.