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Transcript
Dialog CECE Oh cʼmon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Oh cʼmon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Oh cʼmon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Oh cʼmon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Oh cʼmon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Quit being such a baby and just grab
the guyʼs dick. Action INT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- CONTINUOUS
Dialog CECE Quit being such a baby and just grab
the guyʼs dick. Action INT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- CONTINUOUS
Dialog CECE Quit being such a baby and just grab
the guyʼs dick. Action INT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- CONTINUOUS
Dialog CECE Quit being such a baby and just grab
the guyʼs dick. Action INT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- CONTINUOUS
Dialog ELVIS Are you fucking out of your mind?
Dialog CECE Well somebody has to.
Dialog ELVIS You do it. You work with the guy.
Dialog ELVIS You do it. You work with the guy.
Dialog CECE Uh thatʼs textbook workplace inappropriate. Also hell no.
Dialog ELVIS Fine. Bobby Ray will do it.
Dialog BOBBY RAY Wait what-now?
Dialog BOBBY RAY Wait what-now?
Dialog BOBBY RAY Wait what-now?
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I donʼt have to.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Dialog BOBBY RAY Canʼt be that different than milkin our
cow growin up.
Dialog BOBBY RAY Canʼt be that different than milkin our
cow growin up.
Dialog ELVIS You didnʼt have cows.
Dialog BOBBY RAY We had a bull.
Dialog CECE Then that probably wasnʼt milk.
Dialog CECE Then that probably wasnʼt milk.
None
None
None
None
Dialog HOWARD Can we hurry this up because... weʼve got
company.
Dialog HOWARD Can we hurry this up because... weʼve got
company.
Dialog HOWARD Can we hurry this up because... weʼve got
company.
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckinʼ around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckinʼ around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckinʼ around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckinʼ around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckinʼ around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckinʼ around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckinʼ around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howardʼs crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARDʼS CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two gooʼy parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Dialog ELVIS Now you guys can disarm that bomb, right?
Dialog ELVIS Now you guys can disarm that bomb, right?
Dialog ELVIS Now you guys can disarm that bomb, right?
Dialog ELVIS Now you guys can disarm that bomb, right?
Dialog HOWARD Highly doubt it. BOBBY RAY Not a problem.