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Transcript
Dialog CECE Oh c始mon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Oh c始mon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Oh c始mon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Oh c始mon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Oh c始mon... Action EXT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- FLYING
-- NIGHT
Dialog CECE Quit being such a baby and just grab
the guy始s dick. Action INT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- CONTINUOUS
Dialog CECE Quit being such a baby and just grab
the guy始s dick. Action INT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- CONTINUOUS
Dialog CECE Quit being such a baby and just grab
the guy始s dick. Action INT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- CONTINUOUS
Dialog CECE Quit being such a baby and just grab
the guy始s dick. Action INT. NUCLEAR PLANE -- CONTINUOUS
Dialog ELVIS Are you fucking out of your mind?
Dialog CECE Well somebody has to.
Dialog ELVIS You do it. You work with the guy.
Dialog ELVIS You do it. You work with the guy.
Dialog CECE Uh that始s textbook workplace inappropriate. Also hell no.
Dialog ELVIS Fine. Bobby Ray will do it.
Dialog BOBBY RAY Wait what-now?
Dialog BOBBY RAY Wait what-now?
Dialog BOBBY RAY Wait what-now?
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I don始t have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I don始t have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I don始t have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I don始t have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I don始t have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I don始t have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I don始t have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I don始t have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I don始t have to.
Dialog ELVIS Hero time, buddy. You were made to do
this. Mostly so I don始t have to.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Action A beat. Then Bobby Ray shrugs.
Dialog BOBBY RAY Can始t be that different than milkin our
cow growin up.
Dialog BOBBY RAY Can始t be that different than milkin our
cow growin up.
Dialog ELVIS You didn始t have cows.
Dialog BOBBY RAY We had a bull.
Dialog CECE Then that probably wasn始t milk.
Dialog CECE Then that probably wasn始t milk.
None
None
None
None
Dialog HOWARD Can we hurry this up because... we始ve got
company.
Dialog HOWARD Can we hurry this up because... we始ve got
company.
Dialog HOWARD Can we hurry this up because... we始ve got
company.
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR
lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckin始 around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckin始 around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckin始 around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckin始 around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckin始 around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckin始 around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Dialog HOWARD (O.C.) Cold hands--! Cold hands--! BOBBY RAY (O.C.)
Stop buckin始 around dammit--! Action REVEAL a GUARD coming into the engine room. BR lunges for Howard始s crotch (just O.C.) just as --
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARD始S CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARD始S CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARD始S CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARD始S CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARD始S CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARD始S CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARD始S CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARD始S CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARD始S CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARD始S CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARD始S CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action -- a flailing stream of URINE soars through the
air and CROSSES THE GUARD始S CHEST causing his body to SPLIT IN HALF!
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action The guard hits the floor in two goo始y parts.
KEYS to the chain locks tumble out of his dead hand.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Action Elvis grabs the keys. Looks to BR and Howard.
Dialog ELVIS Now you guys can disarm that bomb, right?
Dialog ELVIS Now you guys can disarm that bomb, right?
Dialog ELVIS Now you guys can disarm that bomb, right?
Dialog ELVIS Now you guys can disarm that bomb, right?
Dialog HOWARD Highly doubt it. BOBBY RAY Not a problem.