worth instrumentation and performance data received from cluster of storage (SAN) boxes deployed globally, b) If Box goes down (downtime) SLA, monetary consequences are dire, c) Best case solution is to analyze the data in near realtime. Thus finding problems waiting to happen and dispatch an automated email containing data to support what needs to be corrected in the box and how, d) Existing codebase for passive analysis of above exist. Codebase contains code in perl, sed, awk, shell script, tcl, c, e) Python (Multiprocessing, Django) and Gearman save the day, i) Python ensured we got version 1.0 working in no time, ii) Multiprocessing ensured we used all cores on a given machine, iii) Gearman ensured that we can not only use a diversified codebase but also scale our application/software to run across more machines with minimal refactoring of version 1.0.