WARNING: Exceptionally foul language. Well, not that exceptional for me, but probably for most presentations on this site.
📣 If you are offended by wildly improper language, you probably ought to have stopped reading after the talk title, but you should use this talk as an excuse to go get some proper coffee or tea whilst Ellen swears at everyone...and also not read the rest of this description. 📣
We've all seen the memes of a person gleefully gesturing in the direction of the fucks they don't give, and the self-help books about how not to give a fuck. But what if the true challenge was not how to not give a fuck, but how to properly allocate the fucks that you do give? Ellen will talk about her lifelong challenge with over-allocation of fucks, the temptation to give zero fucks whatsoever, and some thoughts and techniques she's been using to balance what fucks to give.